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Each student has to tell the story to another partner ahd this is going to retell
the story in front the whole class
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen
our tent.'
Two Irish men, Kearney and O'Riordan were looking at a Mail order catalogue and
admiring the models. Kearney remarks to O'Riordan, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in
this catalogue?'
O'Riordan replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price.'
Kearney says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying
one.'
O'Riordan, smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea. Order one and if she's as
beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Kearney, the youngest of the two asks his friend, O'Rordan, 'Did you
ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?'
O'Riordan replies with a glint in his eye, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent all her
clothes yesterday.'
A Funny Shaggy Dog Tale from the Atlanta Daily
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very
good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and
watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only
what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-
week old golden Labrador retriever dog.
Men are so easy....
Tish, the world's oldest known goldfish, was 43. In later life, Tish faded from his natural
bright orange to a more distinguished silver. His owner said the secret of Tish's long life
was not being overfed and being placed in the sun occasionally.
He was won at a funfair in Doncaster in 1956 and buried in a yoghurt pot in the garden of
his owner's garden in Thirsk, Yorkshire, England in 1999.