Where do they get a random paragraph?" he wondered as he clicked the generate button.

Do
they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the
random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be
the same.
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the
braincase of a man, you'll have a rough idea of what they looked like -- except for their teeth.
The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their
wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
It's always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears,
the whole group doesn't have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson
they were about to learn that day.
It went through such rapid contortions that the little bear was forced to change his hold on it so
many times he became confused in the darkness, and could not, for the life of him, tell whether
he held the sheep right side up, or upside down. But that point was decided for him a moment
later by the animal itself, who, with a sudden twist, jabbed its horns so hard into his lowest ribs
that he gave a grunt of anger and disgust.
It seemed like it should have been so simple. There was nothing inherently difficult with getting
the project done. It was simple and straightforward enough that even a child should have been
able to complete it on time, but that wasn't the case. The deadline had arrived and the project
remained unfinished.
I'm heading back to Colorado tomorrow after being down in Santa Barbara over the weekend for
the festival there. I will be making October plans once there and will try to arrange so I'm back
here for the birthday if possible. I'll let you know as soon as I know the doctor's appointment
schedule and my flight plans.