FANNY

Comedic Monologue from "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School"

News hound? I like the sound of that. The boys at school have always said I've been a dog.

Well, I was walkin' around looking for a story. I went out behind the boys locker room. I always
go there hoping to... uh... talk with one of the boys. You know, interview 'em after the big game.
And if they ever win a game, I'm gonna get the best darn interview. Losing don't make good
news.

Guess what? I heard some of them boys talking in the locker room. They leave the window
open cause it gets real hot in there. I don't why cause they ain't got nothing on.

(Hands over a report)

Anyway, I got this. Don't know if it's worth printin.'

You think so? Gosh. You're gonna pay me for it too? Wow. A whole dollar! I feel just like
Barbara Walters. I sure look up to her. Her and Jerry Springer.

I will be on the lookout for more stories. I'm headed over to the boys' swimming hole. They got
all kinds of interesting things going on over there.