Show: Bunheads

By: Amy Sherman-Palladino

Character: Michelle
Why? Why, why does anyone have to live so far away from civilization? I mean, this

private road of yours is really misleading. You go up a straight-away, you think you're almost at

the house, you round a bend, more straight-away. So you go up that, you round a bend, more

straight-away. And on and on. You get some kind of deal with straight-aways? You had a coupon

or something? Have I not introduced myself? You had no sign. You have no private-road sign,

and my car died, and I got arrested, and I must sound like a loon. It's all a big misunderstanding,

do you have any water? Oh, have I still not introduced myself? Oh, it's those straight-aways.

They suck the politeness right out of your head, I'm Michelle.