It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak.

He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well.
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also
status symbols.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to
consider if he should.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of
it.
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll
under rather than over.
When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with
a tennis ball.
It didn't make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than
her computer browser history.
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.
Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.
The beach was crowded with snow leopards.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
The father died during childbirth.
Be careful with that butter knife.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign
language.
She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength.
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising
poor judgment.
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
Art doesn't have to be intentional.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go
as expected.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it
quite vividly.
He swore he just saw his sushi move.
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad
idea.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as
it sounds.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.