A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other.

The man calls his dog, who

immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.
How did the dog do it?

Answer: The river was frozen.

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Answer:
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

I am strong enough to smash ships, but I fear the Sun. What am I?

Answer:
Ice.

If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Answer:
Your fingers!

What can you find in the center of gravity?

Answer:
The letter "V"

Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder. What am

I?
Answer:
A Waterfall.

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer:
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer:
The living room.