Professional Documents
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June 2003
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In this issue:
Vanderbilt Memories
Follow the thought processes of Barnet Shenkin as he replays
hands from this year’s Vanderbilt Teams — hands that are still
keeping him up at night. Page 11.
Features
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Bridge Today • June 2003 page 2
Viewpoint
W e’ve often heard the question: How many points does it take to make
game? Usually the discussion centers on three notrump, and whether
there are good spot cards in the hands or a long suit. Mad scientists try to add
a half point here for a ten spot or subtract a quarter there for 4-3-3-3 shape.
And we all love to ponder over those 23-, 24-point games (like in our “Lite 3NT
Forum”) and see if a defender could somehow have done better. But ...
Has anybody ever considered how many points it takes my mother to make
game? My mom, bless her, is 80 years old and plays bridge practically every day
of the week. But it still usually takes her about 27 or 28 points to make game.
And I don’t want to tell you how many points her partner needs to do it!
We’re thinking about things like this because we’re putting the final
touches on a new beginners’ course for people who have never seen a playing
card! It’s a user-friendly course with cartoon characters (the teacher is a young
lady called “Bridget O’Day”) and interactive quizzes at the end of each lesson.
It’s designed for people to learn bridge during their lunch breaks on the
Internet. It’s free at the new Bridgetoday.com, to be launched this summer.
In addition, our friend Sandy Trent (of the famous Trent weak twos) has
been working on a new series of weekly novice columns for Bridgetoday.com,
in which she’s actually focusing on getting the students to think. (Revolution-
ary.) For example, she gives two hands and compares them:
ß A x x ˙ K Q x x ∂ J x ç Q 10 x x and ß A x x ˙ K Q x x ∂ x x ç Q J 10 x.
Both have 12 points. The second hand is much better, isn’t it? Sandy is
teaching her beginner students to evaluate their cards. (I’m personally looking
forward to Sandy’s columns myself!)
Readers, could you please help? We’re looking for suggestions on how to
advertise our new beginners’s course, and Sandy’s great lessons, to people on
the Internet who don’t yet play bridge (without resorting to spam email). We
very much look forward to your suggestions for promoting the game of bridge
into a popular past-time once again! — the Editor
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 3
Lonely Hearts
by Pamela Granovetter
Recently I kibitzed a very strange set of Notice that East failed to bid hearts over
bridge hands during an OKbridge set game. West’s 2ß bid, and instead jumped to four
Here are the real-life hands (from a single spades. The popular idea that once you find
OKbridge session!) that I found most dis- a fit, you should never bid a second suit
heartening. because it tells the opponents too much
about your hand, sounds good in theory,
Hand #1 North but it’s flawed.
North dealer ß8
All vul ˙94 Although I wholeheartedly agree with
∂ A Q 10 2 making life difficult for the opponents, it is
ç875432 obvious that concealing your hand from the
West East opponents means you conceal it from part-
ß975 ß A K 10 3 2 ner too, so you consequently miss the best
˙K8632 ˙ A Q J 10 5 spot from time to time. For example, you
∂K43 ∂5 reach 5-3 fits instead of 4-4’s (or 5-3’s in-
ç Q 10 çK6 stead of 5-5’s!), and the 5-3’s often score one
South trick less — sometimes the game-going trick!
ßQJ64
˙7 In sum, it is my heartfelt opinion that
∂J9876 this is a poor strategy. I like to reach the
çAJ9 right spot even if the opponents find out
something about my hand. On this occa-
West North East South sion, East was punished by the heartrending
— pass 1ß pass 4-1 spade split, and went minus 100 instead
2ß pass 4ß (all pass) of plus 620.
Hand #5 North
West dealer ßA8
N-S vul ˙ 10 7 6 4
∂K74
çAJ97
West East Opening lead: ç4 Result: Made 4
ß973 ß652 Score: -630 Points: -9.30
˙AJ83 ˙K
∂A852 ∂Q963 This time it was South’s turn to suppress
ç53 ç 10 8 6 4 2 the hearts. But this time it was right not to
South bid that unhearty suit. The South hand
ß K Q J 10 4 screams for a notrump contract (no single-
˙Q952 ton, no aces). The North, South and West
∂ J 10 players realized why North-South scored so
çKQ well. Only East was surprised to lose 9.30
imps, because from his point of view hearts
West North East South were not a consideration.
pass pass pass 1ß
pass 2 NT pass 3 NT
(all pass)
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 6
Kantar’s Korner
by Eddie Kantar
What does this sequence mean to you? The bottom line: Even a bad agreement is
better than no agreement. If you just knew
You what 4∂ meant, whether or not you liked
South West North East the way you were playing, look how much
1ç 3∂ 4∂ pass better off you would be.
? *****
Tim Bourke sends this play problem
If you haven’t discussed this one with featuring his beloved weak notrump, Tim
your partner, it’s a disaster waiting to hap- at the helm:
pen. Is this a cuebid for clubs, or a two-
suited takeout for the majors? South dealer North
N-S vul ßA5
This is your hand by the way: ˙AK42
ß A x x ˙ Q x ∂ A K x ç K Q x x x. ∂A985
ç876
The player who held this hand leaped to ç 10
6ç only to find partner with: South (Tim)
ß K 10 x x x ˙ K 10 9 x x x ∂ x ç x. ßKJ74
˙Q86
It could be argued that North might ∂KJ2
have responded 3˙ or even 3ß, intending çQJ3
to rebid 4˙, or possibly have made a nega-
tive double (which risks you passing). Or it South West North East
could be argued that you should make a 1 NT 2 ç* 3 ç (Stayman) pass
safety bid of 4ß; if partner has the majors, 3ß pass 3 NT (all pass)
you are OK, and if partner plays it as a
cuebid for clubs, you are OK. A safety bid *clubs and another
works out fine with this hand, but what if
you had: ß A ˙ x x x x ∂ A x x ç A x x x x. West leads the ç10 and East follows with
Now 4ß is not exactly the best contract. the 4. Plan the play.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 7
Solution
Contract: 3NT North Tim won the opening lead and tested
Lead: ç10 ßA5 hearts to get an idea of West’s second suit.
˙AK42 When West turned up with a singleton
∂A985 heart, discarding a spade and a diamond on
ç876 the winning hearts, Tim exited dummy
West East with a club. West, who started with five
ß Q 10 9 3 ß862 clubs (did you think I would have heard
˙7 ˙ J 10 9 5 3 about this hand if West started with six
∂ Q 10 3 ∂764 clubs?), cashed his four winners but then
ç A K 10 9 2 ç54 had to lead into one of Tim’s waiting K-J
South (Tim) combinations for the ninth trick sans fi-
ßKJ74 nesse.
˙Q86
∂KJ2
çQJ3
I do get poignant letters. David should win the opening lead, cash
Here’s one from an ACBL the ˙A-K (Vienna Coup style) and run the
member, David Shaw. He spades, reducing all hands to three cards.
doesn’t tell me the vulnerability Dummy has the ˙J, the ∂7 and the ç2.
or the form of scoring, but it really doesn’t David remains with the çA-Q-7. Assuming
matter. David is looking at “only:” West controls diamonds (starting with
ß A 2 ˙ A K 2 ∂ A J 5 ç A Q 7 6 5. K-Q-10-9-8-x) and East has the ˙Q along
He hears his LHO open 2∂ (weak) and with the çK, both defenders have to reduce
his partner overcall 2ß. Figuring his part- to two clubs in order to save their red-suit
ner for decent spades along with the çK guard. Now the club finesse brings in the
and the ˙Q, he counts 14 tricks and bids last three tricks. David didn’t quite bring
7NT. The opening lead is the ∂K and this one in, but wanted to know if partner
dummy comes down: had a 2ß bid and what a 3ß overcall
North would have meant.
ß K Q J 10 9 8 3
˙J53 An overcall of a preemptive opening bid
∂73 with a preemptive hand is misleading. A
ç2 simple overcall of a two-level preempt shows
∂K opening-bid or near opening-bid strength
South (David) with a decent five- or six-card suit. A jump
ßA2 overcall is even stronger. It shows about the
˙AK2 strength of an opening 1NT bid with a
∂AJ5 reasonable six or seven-card suit. Overcall-
çAQ765 ing too lightly in this position might en-
courage partner to go all the way to a slam
David noticed that his 14 tricks had or even a grand — a makeable grand! There
shrunk to 11! How should David play? is no justice.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 8
An amusing side note. If East started saves the ∂8, the ˙Q and the çK and
with the ∂8-x and plays the 8 at trick one West saves three clubs.
to give count, he transfers the diamond *****
menace to West in the end game (after Yvonne Update . . .
South discards both of his diamonds to save
clubs) and opens up the way for a double Not playing in any tournaments lately
squeeze. For example: (silver points, we need you) but improving
all the time, overlooking one minor glitch.
ß K Q J 10 9 8 3
˙J53 Playing at home in a heart contract from
∂73 the short side, Yvonne had the ˙K-x-x
ç2 facing the ˙A-J-10-x-x in dummy. As she
ß76 ß54 cashed the ˙K, the following things hap-
˙87 N ˙ Q 10 9 6 4 pened simultaneously: West (second hand)
W E
∂ K Q 10 9 6 2 S ∂84 played the ˙Q, the telephone rang, some-
çJ98 ç K 10 4 3 one knocked on the door and the micro-
ßA2 wave went off. With all of this happening,
˙AK2 Yvonne had a dyslexic moment. She
∂AJ5 thought she had led the queen and West
çAQ765 had played the king, so she overtook with
the ace! Not to worry, West had falsecarded
If East hangs on to the ∂8, 7NT cannot from Q-x trying to scare Yvonne, so the
be made even with the çK in the box. East hearts still came in for five tricks.
Double Dummy Challenge Solution: Let’s say that South wins the
Who do you like in 4ß on this hand opening lead cheaply, crosses to a diamond
with a trump lead and trump continuation and leads the deuce of clubs. If East plays
whenever the defenders get in? You can bet the 9, South covers, West wins and plays a
on the defenders or declarer.... trump. No good. When East gets in with
the çQ, East doesn’t have a trump to lead,
ßK52 and South can ruff a club in dummy for
˙A542 the tenth trick.
∂AK86 Now let’s say that East plays the çQ at
ç 10 2 trick three. South covers and West wins
ß 10 8 3 ß64 and exits with a trump to South. South
˙ K 10 8 N ˙J9763 crosses to the ˙A, ruffs a heart, returns to
W E the ßK and ruffs another heart, stripping
∂ 10 5 S ∂J932
çAJ864 çQ9 West of hearts. Two more rounds of dia-
ßAQJ97 monds are cashed, ending in either hand,
˙Q and the ç10 is conceded to West’s jack. At
∂Q74 this point West remains with the ç8-6 and
çK753 South the ç7-5. West cannot prevent that
ç7 from being South’s tenth trick. Did you
go with the declarer? Ciao.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 9
Here are two hands where there were The other declarer won the lead with the
squeeze chances in hearts and clubs. ace, drew two rounds of trumps and then
played a club. West inserted the ten and
1. Nerves of Steel declarer played the king and continued
East dealer North with the ç9, pitching his losing spade.
None vul ßKQ Eventually he ruffed East’s ßA, so he could
˙ A 10 7 4 pitch his losing hearts on the good spade
∂Q92 and good club to bring home the contract.
çK984
West East Points to Remember
ß976 ß A J 10 8 5 4 3 1. At the first table, declarer needed East
˙J52 ˙K96 to hold the ˙J and West the ˙K, a 25%
∂85 ∂3 chance. If this were the case, East could not
ç Q J 10 7 6 ç53 attack the “frozen” heart suit when he wins
South the ßA. Declarer would then play three
ß2 rounds of clubs, ruffing one, and hope that
˙Q83 West held the ˙K and the high club.
∂ A K J 10 7 6 4
çA2 2. At the second table, declarer needed
West to hold the ç10 (West already was
West North East South certain to hold the çJ). The fact that West
— — 3ß 4∂ led a club rather than his partner’s bid suit
pass 6∂ (all pass) made this chance very likely.
After East opened 3ß at two tables the 3. At the second table, West’s only
contract was 6∂. A spade lead would clearly chance (after the club lead) was to play the
doom the contract. At both tables, however, 6 or 7 on the second round of clubs. De-
West led the çQ clarer must now put in the 8 or 9 to make
the slam. There’s a chance declarer might
The first declarer won in hand and made change his mind when West follows low,
his plan accordingly. He would draw and play for the heart-club squeeze. In any
trumps and play a spade, hoping that the case, West must have nerves of steel to play
˙K is on his left and the jack on the right. low on the second round and declarer must
Since West is marked with a long club suit, have nerves of steel to finesse as well!
he would eventually be squeezed in hearts
and clubs. Down one. 4. Neither West led his partner’s suit,
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 10
which suggests something interesting about At a fourth table, against 5∂, West led
preempts these days. his singleton club. Declarer won in hand
and drew trumps. Then he gave up a heart,
2. Opening Lead Matters ruffed the spade return and gave up an-
other heart. East got squeezed.
North
ßJ9864 At a fifth table West led his singleton
˙92 club. Declarer won in hand and drew
∂Q3 trumps. Then he gave up a heart. East
çK832 overtook West’s ˙J with the king to lead a
West East second club. When South led another low
ß A K 10 7 2 ßQ53 heart, East won with the ten and played a
˙QJ5 ˙ K 10 4 3 third club to break up the squeeze. But the
∂9842 ∂6 ˙Q fell under the ˙A and South’s ˙8
ç4 ç 10 9 7 6 5 made the last trick! Oh, well.
South
ß— Points to Remember
˙A876 1. When planning a squeeze, don’t lay
∂ A K J 10 7 5 down the ace, losing control of the suit.
çAQJ First lead low ones, if you can.
At only one table the contract was 6∂. 2. When leading against a slam with an
West led the ßA. Declarer ruffed and ace-king combination, it’s usually right to
played ace and another heart. West shifted lead one of them. It’s wrong only when
to a trump, but declarer ruffed a heart in declarer is going to ruff the lead and now
dummy and played off all his trumps. The has the time to set up a ruff in dummy. So
last trump squeezed East in clubs and before you avoid the ace-king lead, make
hearts, so the contract came in. sure the auction indicates that declarer is
void.
At several other tables the contract was
5∂. At one of these tables West began with
a trump lead. Declarer won in hand and
played ace and another heart. West won
and continued with a second trump. The
contract was now doomed.
Vanderbilt Memories
by Barnet Shenkin
How did I do in the Vanderbilt? I lost, played a pairs tournament a few years back,
which was not exactly unexpected. I was but that’s all.
added to a team with a couple of weeks to
go and with two days to go found Bob Jones We were seeded #17 just outside the top
as a partner. The team was: Richard brackets and won our first couple of
Pavlicek-Lee Rautenberg, Mike Kamil- matches in some comfort. The third match
Marty Fleisher. These were two new part- we played against Whitman-Baze-Ross, and
nerships but Kamil and Fleisher were in Aa-Grotheim from Norway. We took a lead
form, coming second in the open pairs at of over 40 by the half and Terje Aa pro-
the start of the tournament. Bob and I had duced a nice bid:
West dealer North (Jones) What was I to do? Double with only
N-S vul ßAKQ three hearts and a flat distribution or pass? I
˙852 decided to pass. The contract went down
∂7632 three for minus 150 against a vulnerable
çAJ7 3NT, which was bid at the other table.
West (Grotheim) East (Aa) There North overcalled 2NT, although that
ß J 10 9 7 6 5 ß8 certainly is not clear and could easily go for
˙J6 ˙ Q 10 7 4 3 a number. Anyway, we learned a new
∂Q ∂ J 10 8 4 bridge term: “the invisible trump raise” —
ç K Q 10 6 ç954 no trumps and hardly any points either!
South (Shenkin)
ß432 We held on to win by a reasonable mar-
˙AK9 gin and were not unhappy to learn that the
∂AK95 defending champs and number one seed
ç832 had been eliminated (the Milner team
playing with Sam Lev and four Poles).
Grotheim (West) opened 2ß and Jones Amazingly their losing score was over 100
passed. Now Aa (East) made the obvious imps, so we had to treat our new opponents
call: He bid 3ß. (Jim Foster-Allen Hawkins Jr., Ron and
Linda Smith) with respect.
Any suit except clubs was possible. My *The ˙A or the ß¡ would also have beaten the
choice was between the ∂J and the ˙A (to slam. After the ∂J lead, it would have been interest-
try and give partner a ruff). I led the ∂J ing to see what West would do if declarer had led
and saw this dummy: the ˙Q at trick two. — Editor
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 14
Here was another anxious hand from the I decided no harm could be done by
semi-final. I held: bidding 5ç, showing one keycard (we
ß A K J 8 6 5 ˙ J 10 7 ∂ Q ç Q 6 5 played 5ç as 1 or 4, 5∂ as 0 or 3). I was
responding Keycard for clubs. I now saw
Our match was being shown on the 5˙.
Internet when I got another headache.
I was really confused. It was not a queen-
Barnet Bob ask in clubs (5∂ would have been a queen
1ß 2ç ask); perhaps it was a transfer to 5NT. At
2ß 2 NT any rate it is always good to bid 5NT in
3ç 3˙ these situations and let partner make the
3ß 4 NT final mistake. Bob passed quickly. He held:
? ß Q ˙ A K 9 4 ∂ K 10 4 3 ç A K 8 2.
We were playing 2-over-1 game-forcing. That was 12 easy tricks. He had meant
Could 4NT be natural and quantitative or 4NT as Keycard for spades. So what hap-
Keycard Blackwood for clubs or Keycard pened at the other table? Molson and Baron
Blackwood for spades? We had discussed bid to the obvious contract in the replay —
4NT as Keycard for the last suit bid, but also 5NT! For a push.
did it apply here?
After we were leading by more than 40 have defeated this by leading a diamond
imps, the other team came back a little. and then forcing declarer, but he led his
Then this board came up: singleton club. South made his contract.
North dealer North Baron (South) saw his partner pass and
All vul ß— 3∂ by East, which he doubled. Now West
˙AJ9875 raised to 5∂. Molson bid 5NT with his two-
∂2 suiter. Unfortunately for his team and
çQJ8752 luckily for mine, South now picked spades,
West East bidding 6ß instead of 6ç, which would
ßA7543 ß62 have been a shoe-in. When Kamil led a
˙ 10 2 ˙Q63 diamond he soon had more trumps than
∂J9854 ∂ A K Q 10 7 6 declarer! We won the match by a mere 22
ç4 ç63 imps.
South * * *
ß K Q J 10 9 8
˙K4 Our team had survived a harrowing last
∂3 quarter to reach the final. Out of the frying
ç A K 10 9 pan and into the fire, we had to play the
giants of bridge, the Nickell team (Nick
Pavlicek and Rautenberg reached 4ß Nickell-Dick Freeman, Paul Soloway-Bob
after a 2˙ opening from North, pass from Hamman, and Jeff Meckstroth-Eric
East and a 4ß bid by South. West could Rodwell).
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 15
After a fair first quarter we were up by 3 It was pointed out to me later that if I
imps, but the momentum swung against us had led the ∂J from dummy at trick six,
beginning with this hand. I held, second instead of a third club, East would have
seat, favorable: won and led a club. I would discard my ∂Q
ß 10 9 7 5 4 3 ˙ 8 7 5 ∂ Q 6 2 ç J and West would ruff with the ß7. Now he
can’t make that ß8 and I save a trick.
Meckstroth opened a strong club. Now I
hadn’t traveled 5,000 miles from Scotland In the replay Marty Fleisher (East) and
to give Meckwell a free run! I bid a confi- Mike Kamil (West) bid to 6∂ uncontested:
dent 2ß on my robust suit. It went pass,
pass, double, all pass. Kamil Fleisher
West East
With trepidation I awaited the dummy — 1∂
and wondered what the commentators on 1ß 3ç
VuGraph were saying. Rodwell led the çQ 3∂ 3˙
and I saw . . . 3ß 4ç
5∂ 6∂
East dealer North
E-W vul ßQ6 Dick Freeman (South) led a low spade.
˙9654 Quite reasonably Marty tried the ßJ, hop-
∂J ing for three quick discards. North played
ç K 10 9 7 5 2 the queen and now Marty had no chance
West East when diamonds were not 2-2. I think he
ßAKJ87 ß— took the normal and reasonable line of play.
˙J83 ˙AKQ
∂ 10 6 4 ∂AK9873 Had he guessed to play the ßA-K, drop-
çQ8 çA643 ping the queen, he still would not be home.
South If he continued with the ßJ, playing North
ß 10 9 5 4 3 2 for two or three diamonds, he would go set;
˙ 10 7 2 and this is the indicated play. Instead, he
∂Q52 would have to continue, double-dummy,
çJ with a diamond to the ace and force an
entry to dummy with the ∂10.
Not the dummy of my dreams, but I did
not give up. I covered the club lead with If you choose to play the ßA-K and the
the king. Meckstroth won and cashed three queen does not fall, you must then ruff a
top hearts and played a low club. I threw a spade. If the queen comes down third, you
diamond, and when West followed I won a try the ∂A and ∂9 to the 10. If the ßQ
trick! I played another club pitching a does not come down third, you have an-
second diamond as West ruffed. He cashed other chance. After trying for 2-2 diamonds
the ßA-K and played a diamond. When and seeing they’re 3-1, you eliminate hearts
East won and played a club West had to and play a third diamond. If someone
make two more trumps (I ruffed with the started with exactly 3-3-3-4 or 3-2-3-5
10, and he discarded). So I scored two shape and the çK, he’s endplayed in
trumps and a club for down five, -1100. trumps to lead from the çK.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 16
We lost 16 imps on this board and the had no right to be in the final with such a
momentum in the match. The other team field filled with talent. Most teams, how-
as often happens (particularly with their ever, can now take heart: If you have a little
squad) played both very well and in luck luck and take most of your tricks, anything
and were unstoppable. is possible.
Sports Psychology
2. Focusing on your own problems to the and to work out the full distributions as
exclusion of other issues quickly as possible. What this means is that
I generate a few extra possibilities to criti-
As a variation on the previous theme, it cize my partner and the opponents, but
frequently happens to me that I have a never get a moment to relax at the table.
difficult play in a suit to make, and this
requires me to concentrate on my own The remedy is obvious: Close your eyes
cards. For example, we play suit-preference as dummy (or leave the table if neither your
in trumps, and when I hold two small cards, partner or the opponents mind) or find
I may have to make an almost instanta- some other way to empty your mind. Make
neous decision as to whether to play high- the most of your time off.
low or follow up the line. I make my deci-
sion, and before I can do anything more the 4. Failure to take preparation for an event
trick is turned over, before I have registered seriously enough
what card my partner played to the trick.
Again, I was concentrating on less important Bridge tournaments are fatiguing events,
things, at the cost of missing my partner’s and major championships can go on for a
signals. fortnight or more. How can you expect to
play well at the start of an event if you
In both of these cases you can improve arrive in a time zone six hours different
your chances of memorizing the cards from your own on the day before the event
played, by not allowing any trick to be begins? And it is not good preparation for a
turned over too quickly. And always try to weekend event to set out on what will be
repeat the cards to yourself; the act of (with luck) a two-hour drive to the tourna-
stating the words, even silently, leaves you ment two-and-a-half hours before starting
with a much better chance of remembering time. If you are going to take the event
them. seriously, respect your body and time-clock
enough to give yourself a chance.
As a separate action, try to separate the
act of selecting your card from the process I am not suggesting
of remembering the other cards played to staying in shape (those
the trick. Once you have decided to play a of you who know me
card, then look at the other cards face up well will echo this), but
on the table, and only turn over the trick at I do think there is a fair amount of logic in
that point. not eating too heavily between sessions, and
restricting alcohol consumption to a sensible
3. Over-tiring yourself amount. No one plays better with a hang-
over.
How often do you find that you play less
well toward the end of an event simply In the July Issue, I’ll look at faults of
because you are tired? I find that there are personality and temperament. See you then.
very few opportunities to relax at the table,
precisely because I refuse to make use of my
best chance to “turn off,” when I am
dummy. I like to follow the hand through
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 19
Here are five problems from last month’s John (Jocko) Roberts Teams, held in Las Vegas.
See if you can find the winning actions.*
North North
ß A 10 9 6 4 ß 10 9 6
˙AK9 ˙K
∂— ∂—
çA ç—
West East West East
ß8 ßK5 ß— ß—
˙8 ˙J752 ˙— ˙J75
∂ J 10 4 ∂98 ∂ 10 4 ∂9
ç 10 9 5 2 ç43 ç 10 9 5 ç—
South South
ß2 ß—
˙ Q 10 6 4 3 ˙ Q 10 6
∂— ∂—
çQ76 çQ
Declarer ruffs the ∂J in dummy with the A spade is led from dummy, and East is
˙9 and discards a club. Then he cashes one caught in the trump coup!
high heart, the ßA and ruffs a spade with
the ˙4. Then he leads a club to the ace.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 25
I had an odd dream the other night, a Dave on her left passed, her partner, who
dream that was unusual even by my was completely faceless and genderless, bid
warped standards. (Which is saying a lot. 1NT — “Forcing,” she announced — and
Recently my psychiatrist showed me one of the Dave to her right bid four hearts.
those standard ink smear tests, asking what P/K/L bid four spades, of course, and no
I saw. “Say the first thing that comes to one had anything else to say, although the
mind.” I answered honestly with “A guard first Dave mulled it over a bit.
squeeze.” He doubled my Prozac dosage and
submitted my name to one of the Megan’s He led the ace of hearts, and we saw:
Law Websites devoted to repeat bridge
offenders.) North
ß72
Anyway, in my dream, I was in a vaguely ˙Q6
familiar bridge club kibitzing a world- ∂ K Q 10 8 7 3
renowned expert, though I couldn’t figure çQ42
out who she was. One moment she looked ˙A
like Pam Granovetter, the next she seemed South
to be Kerri Sanborn, then she was Lynn ß A K 10 8 6 3
Deas. ˙—
∂AJ54
Two gentlemen came to her table — çA65
players I also didn’t recognize, even though
they both looked exactly like David South West North East
Berkowitz. Pam/Kerri/Lynn dealt, at favor- 1ß pass 1 NT 4˙
able vulnerability, and picked up: 4ß (all pass)
The main danger to the hand is a 4-1 The only winning line is to duck a trump
trump split, in which case you may lose two immediately. West cannot win without
trumps and two clubs. Indeed, East’s low sacrificing his second trump trick, and East
heart signal — whether intended as attitude cannot attack clubs. When East wins the
or suit-preference — strongly suggests that trump and plays the ˙K, you simply dis-
the çK is poorly situated for you. Consider card. This play looks best to me at imps,
this typical layout: and reasonable at matchpoints, also. De-
clarer can always duck a trump and try to
North judge, from the table action, whether
ß72 trumps are splitting. My expert did duck a
˙Q6 trump at trick two, but no line of play
∂ K Q 10 8 7 3 would help on the actual layout:
çQ42
West East North
ßQ954 ßJ ß72
˙A72 ˙ K J 10 9 8 5 4 3 ˙Q6
∂92 ∂6 ∂ K Q 10 8 7 3
ç 10 9 7 3 çKJ8 çQ42
South West East
ß A K 10 8 6 3 ßQJ954 ß—
˙— ˙A72 ˙ K J 10 9 8 5 4 3
∂AJ54 ∂92 ∂6
çA65 ç973 ç K J 10 8
South
ß A K 10 8 6 3
˙—
∂AJ54
çA65
(YES?) (NO?) slam with his spade void. The opening lead,
the ßQ, was trumped by East, but the hand
I touched (YES?) and immediately saw was not quite the same:
Standard North
ß72
That didn’t help. ˙J65
∂ K Q 10 8 7 3
As if it could read my mind, the screen çQ4
flashed: West East
ßQJ954 ß—
Would you like a fuller explanation? ˙A72 ˙ K Q 10 9 8 4 3
∂96 ∂2
(YES?) (NO?) ç973 ç K J 10 8 2
South
I banged about four times on the (YES?) ß A K 10 8 6 3
and saw: ˙—
∂AJ54
ß A K 10 8 6 3 çA65
˙—
∂AJ54 Pam/Kerri/Lynn claimed for down one,
çA65 -100.
South West North East “Sorry, partner,” said the faceless North.
1ß pass 2ç 4˙ “I should have seen that coming and bid
5˙ pass 5ß pass seven diamonds myself over five notrump.
5 NT pass 6ç pass The grand is cold from my side. I earned
7∂ pass pass double this bottom.”
(all pass)
Yet, when the virtual traveler was
1 ß = natural, at least five spades opened, this was again completely flat, seven
2 ç = diamonds diamonds at every table, -100. When played
4 ˙ = natural, preemptive by South, the contract was doubled, and
5 ˙ = Exclusion Kantar Blackwood, for diamonds. down a trick. Five Norths declared seven
5 ß = one Kantar card diamonds, all undoubled, and all five de-
5 NT = queen ask clarers went down two.
6 ç = queen of diamonds, but no king of spades
7 ∂ = natural “How—?” asked P/K/L. “Oh, the morons
Dbl = Lightner, lead-directing ruffed the heart lead and drew trumps.
When spades didn’t split, they had only
All standard, Bridge Today Standard eleven tricks. Ridiculous! A three-year-old
2053. should know enough to test spades after
only one round of trumps. The hand is easy
Oh. That explains the clothes. So this then.” Apparently, declarer play won’t be
was the same hand, and East doubled the any better in half a century.
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 29
That’s a fine hand, and you happily force The price of this great simplicity is to
to game with two diamonds. Frankly, with force us to respond one notrump on most
this hand, I would be wondering how to hands. Think about it — when partner
investigate a slam, and establishing a game opens one spade, and the next hand passes,
force at such a low level would certainly be don’t you bid one notrump close to half the
useful. time?
Anyway, you bid two diamonds, lefty The modern auction, 1ß-1NT, translates
overcalls two hearts, and partner rebids two to “Partner, I can’t force to game, nor do I
spades. Now what? have an obvious raise, but I may have
virtually any other hand. There isn’t a
This promising hand doesn’t look so good chance that I’ll ever describe my hand to
anymore, does it. Give partner a super 15- you, so you describe your hand, and I’ll
point hand, with fitting honors, like place the contract as best as I can. Oh, and
ß A K J x x x x ˙ J x ∂ K x ç K x, please, dear opponents, stay out of our
and game is no lock. I don’t know about auction. This is tough enough without
you, but my partners occasionally deliver a interference.”
bit less for their opening bids.
That, of course, is a Tell Violator, a Tell
We know, now, that this hand is no Violator of truly major magnitude. I am
longer worth a game force, but it is too late. convinced of the Tell Principle, and its
Our system has us bidding like automatons, universality. If a low-level convention
adding points and violates the Tell
punching in our Principle, then it
responses. Our system has us bidding must be wrong. I am
like automatons, adding points absolutely certain of
OK, on the one
and punching in our responses. that, and so, to the
hand, 2/1's offer question — Should
great simplicity, 2/1's be game forcing?
while, on the other hand, they remove I say no, not if the price is to turn our one-
bidding judgment from many game deci- notrump response into some sort of pattern-
sions. If that is the extent of the debate, sucking black hole.
then put me in the 2/1 camp. I’ll take
simplicity over an occasional reevaluation Great. So I know that our methods are
any day. It is not even close. wrong. Unfortunately, I don’t know of any
methods that work any better. But . . .
But the debate is not finished. Two-over-
one systems have another huge disadvan- A Possibility
tage, but one hidden so well that few people
recognize it. Indeed, I never saw this prob- Here is a possible approach. We played
lem until I started writing these articles: these methods in a few club games, with
nice results, but I would hardly call that a
rigorous test. Feel free to modify these, and
Bridge Today • June 2003 page 31
Working from the top down, we played: Notice what we have left are normal,
balanced or semi-balanced, weak responding
1ß 3 ß = preemptive hands, hands with clubs, or game-forcing
1ß 3 ç, 3 ∂, 3 ˙ = natural, strong balanced hands. Opener rebids as to a
1ß 2 NT = natural, invitational standard forcing notrump, and responder
clarifies his hand-type with the next call.
After a 2NT response, opener used trans- Thus:
fers. Thus, an auction like 1ß 1 NT
2ç 2 NT
1ß 2 NT
3∂ Two notrump is forcing. Invitational
balanced hands start with 2NT.
could be based on a hand like
ß A J x x x ˙ A Q x x x ∂ x x ç x, 1ß 1 NT
planning to pass three of either major, or 2ç 2˙
opener could have a hand like
ß A J x x x ˙ A Q x x ∂ A Q ç x x, Two hearts is natural and forcing, show-
planning to bid 3NT next. ing a 2/1 with primary clubs, secondary
hearts.
1ß 2 ß = normal raise 1ß 1 NT
1ß 2 ˙ = limit raise or better in spades. 2∂ 2˙
After two hearts, opener rebids as follows: Two hearts is similar. Opener has shown
spades and diamonds, while responder has
2 ß = any minimum, a hand that would not drive to shown clubs, and bid the fourth suit (in my
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My bridge game improved a lot during tered chicken. Cook for one hour or one
the years when I ate dinner every night at and a half hours, loosely covered (letting air
Victor Mitchell’s apartment on the upper in).
East Side of New York City. Jacqui, his Take out chicken, use for something else.
wife, is a gourmet cook, and I remember the Take out celery if you can. Put lid on tight
meals even better than the fabulous bridge and put pot of soup in refrigerator over-
conversation. If you’d like to try it for night.
yourself, here is of my favorite dessert
recipes, which may or may not have had a The next day skim off the chicken fat
positive effect on my game, and may help layer on top (use fat to fry onions and mix
(or may not) yours as well. At worst, you’ll with mashed potatoes, may freeze fat in cup
have a good time disproving the theory. Eat in freezer for later use).
all you want while playing computer bridge. Reheat soup. While reheating, make
matza balls:
Jacqui Mitchell's Mom's Michigan Banana Mix in bowl: 3 eggs, some oil, some of the
Bread soup, salt, pepper, and enough matza meal
1/2 margerine melted (cheap specialty item in Jewish food section,
Mash 2-3 bananas. simply a bag of finely crushed matza) to
2 eggs. make a nice liquidy soft mixture; you'll
3/4 - to - 1 cup sugar probably use a third of a bag, maybe half a
1/2 cup of water bag. Let mixture rest for a few minutes
1 t-spoon of baking powder while soup comes to boil. Mixture gets a
1 t-spoon of baking soda little harder as it sits. Roll medium size
dash of salt matza balls in the palms of your two hands
2 1/2 cups of regular flour like rolling a snow ball and drop them into
optional (1 t-spoon of vanilla) boiling soup one at a time. Wash hands
after every few matza balls so mixture
Bake 160 degrees for 1 hour. doesn't stick to your hands when you roll
new ones. After dropping in soup, matza
OK, now here’s one of my own recipes. It balls should cook very quickly, a minute or
hasn’t made me a better player, but it has two and they are done. Just keep soup
made me an appreciated host.... warm for serving later. Make sure top of pot
is not completely on, so air gets in and soup
Matthew's Chicken Soup will not evaporate.
In big pot boil water and add a little salt/
pepper, two halves of an onion, sliced carrot, No noodles needed. Give everyone a
one stick of celery cut in 2 halves, a quarter matza ball and carrot slice when you serve.
of a cup of barley (optional), and one quar- Enjoy!