C G

It's Christmas time, and all through town

Am G
The people run around
F G C G
Buying lots of pretty things they'll throw away

C G
But darling, you've no need to prove
Am G
Your love with gifts and trinkets
F G C G
You can show me that you care another way;

C D
Just fist me this Christmas
F G
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
C D
Leave the gifts, just bring the Crisco
F G C
'cause Christmas means fisting to me

I don't need decorations or expensive celebrations F C

Or a never-ending spending spree G
'Cause let me tell you, Mister F
The gift I can't resist C
Is when you're buried to your wrist in me! G

Just fist me this Christmas

Do me underneath the Christmas tree
Leave the gifts, just bring the Crisco
'cause Christmas means fisting to me

Now the snow is fallin'

And the relatives are callin'
But we're letting it ring (and ring and ring)
Singing Glory Hole-a-leuia
A very merry to ya
We'll be swinging in the Christmas sling

Just fist me this Christmas

Do me underneath the Christmas tree
(By the nativity scene)
Fist me this Christmas
'Cause Christmas means fisting to me! (2x)