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Morticia:
WE TAUGHT HER TO HUNT.
Gomez:
WE TAUGHT HER TO AIM.
Morticia:
WE GAVE HER A BOW.
Gomez:
WE GAVE HER NO SHAME.
Morticia:
WE GAVE WHAT WE HAD.
Gomez:
MADE SURE SHE WAS BAD.
Morticia, Gomez:
DID ALL THAT WE COULD TO KEEP HER SAD.
Gomez:
WE TOLD HER TO STAY AWAY FROM MODERN JAZZ.
Morticia:
WE GAVE HER THAT WEEK-LONG TRIP TO ALCATRAZ.
Gomez:
WE PROMISED SHE'D BE EQUIPPED
Morticia:
AND FILLED HER CRYPT WITH WOE.
Morticia, Gomez:
WHAT DID WE KNOW?
Gomez:
WE TOOK HER TO FUNERALS IN THE MORNING MIST.
Morticia:
WE TOOK HER TO SLAUGHTER HOUSES.
Gomez:
SCHINDLER'S LIST.
Morticia:
WE TAUGHT HER TO SCOWL AND SNEER AND DOMINEER
Gomez:
ON CUE!
Morticia, Gomez:
SO, WHAT DID WE DO? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
Morticia, Gomez:
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
Morticia, Gomez:
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN GUILT AND GUILLOTINE, WE FORGOT TO NOTICE
THAT OUR DAUGHTER LOST HER WAY! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
Morticia:
AND CAN WE FIX THIS?
Gomez:
MAYBE IT'S A PASSING PHASE?
Morticia, Gomez:
BUT IF SHE'S GOING WRONG, THEN WHAT WILL CHANGE HER WAYS?
Gomez:
WE SHOULDN'T DELAY!
Morticia:
SHE'S BARELY EIGHTEEN!
Gomez:
SO WHAT DO WE SAY?
Morticia:
WE KNOW THE OCCULT.
Gomez:
THAT'S CERTAINLY TRUE.
Morticia:
WE'RE TO CONSULT.
Gomez:
MORTICIA, WITH YOU.
Morticia:
SO WHY ALL THE FUSS?
Gomez:
MY DARLING, DISCUSS.
Morticia:
SHE NEEDS ONLY US!
Gomez:
IT'S US, ONLY US!
Morticia:
WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HER, TO SWEAR FOR HER.
Gomez:
DISCOURAGE DENTAL CARE FOR HER.
Morticia, Gomez:
DO WELL FOR HER, EXCEL FOR HER, MAKE HOME A LIVING HELL FOR HER, SO
‘WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?’ IS NOT THE QUESTION. RESOLUTE AND STRONG
IS OUR NEXT MOVE.
Gomez:
WE'LL TELL HER TODAY!
Morticia:
DO WHAT WE SAY!
Morticia, Gomez:
SEND ALL THE BEINEKES BACK TO THE FRAY, TURN THEM AWAY AT FIRST
SIGHT! AND THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GO RIGHT!
No dinner tonight!
Blackout.