I was having the most wonderful dream.

Riding upon a silver cloud, dipping down to drag my hand

across a sky blue river. Then i was standing in a meadow, surrounded by flowers in every color of the
rainbow. It was the most peaceful feeling I’ve ever had. Every muscle in my body was relaxed. I could
feel myself falling deeper and deeper into sleep. It was the most wonderful sensation!

Then, all of a sudden I was jerked awake! Pulled out of my dreams like a car on a tow truck.Now my
muscles ar eall sore and stiff and I can barely move! I feel like I’ve barely slept a moment, but in some
ways it feels like ages!

Anyway, there I was, not bothering a soul, taking the nap of a century, when that dude over there thinks
he needs to save me! Slay a dragon. Defeat a witch. Wake up a princess. Whatever! Who said I wanted
saving? Who said I wanted to wake up?

I was all snuggly warm, cozy a bedbug! Doesn’t he know how hard it is to get into a deep sleep like that?
It’s practically impossible!

But could he just leave me there all peaceful and dreamy? No, of course not! Like “oooooh, the big bad
price can wake up a pricess.” Big deal! Doesn’t he have anything better to do than go around messing up
people’s lives?

I swear that stinking prince has made me feel quite grumpy! Where’s my pillow? I think I’m need of a
nice long nap!