Sketch comedy

(curtain up we see a healthy women is doing pranayama by default

she is a yoga instructor.during breath in she opened eyes during
breath out out she used her lips)

bhaari: breath out with lips making sound bhrumm….

( suddenly a rich couple comes to join yoga classes husband age 40

and fat guy with her wife is 24 year beautiful gorgeous and bhaari
is silently listening their conversation )
Prince (husband) : yeh tum mujh kaha le ja rhi ho mujh nahi karna
Koi yoga chaiye toh tum karlo.
Cherry : chalo na jaanu yoga karna sa tum fit hojaoga aur waisa bhi
Tum itna mota hogaya ho ki tum koi pant fit nahi aati
Aadha time tumha towel main hi rehna padta hai.
Prince : yeh towel wali baat yaha bolna ki kya jarrorat thi koi sun
Sun leta toh .
Cherry (loud): yaha koi nahi .
Bhaari : kisna kaha yaha koi ….yaha main hu
(both of them shock)
Prince (shockingly) : tum kon ho?
Bhaari (happily): main bhaari ….
(both the couple started laughing)
Bhaari: aap log hass kyu rha hai ?
Prince : who kya hai na tumhara naam tumhara personality ko
 Shobha deta hai . bhaari…..hahahahhaha
Bhaari(angrily): agar jyada bola na toh sobha ka saath saath ek…ta
Laat bhi milega …
Cheery : chalo janu yeh toh haath pai pa utar aaya huma nahi
Sikhna yaha yoga
Bhaari: rukiya rukiya sir aap toh customer hai hamara aur hamara
Yaha customer ko bhagwan kaha jata hai…..
( both of them feeling happy)
Bhaari : aur toh aur sir aap dikhna main bhi laadu jaisa ho …
Prince(loud): kya matlab hai tumhara
Bhaari(smile):yehi ki sir aap cute ho laadu ki tarah .jaisa laadu gol
Gol cute dikhta hai waisa sir
Prince: oh aisa kya .
Cheery : yeh sab chodiya yeh baatiya ki yehkab tak fit hojayenga
Bhaari(casually): pata nahi
Cheery : oo hello pata nahi ka kya matlab hota .
Bhaari : pata nahi ka matlab pata nahi …..
Cheery(irritated): ooo…lekin yeh fit aur active hojayenga na …mujh
Inki motapa ko lekar baadi takleef uthani padti
Hai .
Bhaari (making face): takleef uthani padti hai toh shaadi karna time
yeh tumha kaha sa salman khan lag raha tha …aur waisa bhi
tumhara paati paati kaam aur halwai jyada lagta hai.
Cheery: oooh god… who sab chodo yeh batato ki tum insa kon kon
Sa Yoga Karwaoga.
Bhaari : yeh hui na kuch baat …ji sabsa phela hum insa paad aasan
Karwayenga .
Prince: paad aasan….
Cherry: u mean to say padmasan……right
Bhaari: no …wrong …mera matlab paad aasan hi tha
(both of them shockingly ask)
Both (loud): yeh kaisa aasan hai
Bhaari : ji yeh aasan main hum inka bum nicha zameen pa rakhenga
Aur inka paat zor zor sa dabayenga aur insa kahenga jitna
Paad sakta hai paada uska baat inko nichod ka aap ko
Dedenga . jissa yeh fit hojayenga
Cheery: yak yeh kaisa aasan hai….uska baad yeh fit hojayenga
Bhaari : yeh paad aasan hai kyu inki body main paad ka alawa hai hi
Kya…..
prince : aur pranayama nahi karaoga
Bhaari: pagal tumsa pranayama karwana bohat riski hai .saas leta
Samay tum samna wala ko nighal gaya toh .unki
Responsibility kon lega …isliya no pranayama
Prince : yeh sab chodo fees kya logo ?
Bhaari: ek aasan ka 10 lakh agar ussa jyada hua toh aapki saari
Property .
Prince : kuch discount nahi mil sakta
Bhaari: discount main chalo phir aadhi property de dena bas khush
Cheery: chaliye yaha sa mujh yeh yoga instructor kuch thik nahi
Lag rahi hai
Prince : chalo chalo …
Bhaari: sunno ek minute ruko ( removing knife) ek baar jo koi idhar
Aajata hai dobaara yaha sa nahi jata hai aab jo bhi tumhara
Paas hai chalo pura khali karo jaldi sa
Prince: ab aaya ootha phaad ka nicha
( bhaari shocked )
Bhaari :matlab ?
Prince : main hu kalachoki police station ka incharge inspector
Prince .
Cheery: aur main hu sub.inspector cheery bhot dino sa hum
Tumhara intezaar kar raha tha aur aaj jaka haath aaya
ho
prince: bhot paad aasan karana ka shock hai na jail main chalo beta
tumsa paad aasan karayenga
bhaari: time please….kuch le deka matter close kar sakta hai kya
accha ek minute ….woh dekho….
( bhaari remove his hand and run behind him prince and cheery
also ran)