“Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

”
― Phil Lester

“I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets.”
― Turcois Ominek

“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not
funny at all…”
― Gary Hopkins

“Tolstoy to Gandhi to Martin Luther King to Me and You”

― Brooke bIda

“Some writers aren't writers, they are mere escapees' and refugees' on an exile from the jungle of
thoughts.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“wE'rE aLL DePrEsSeD aNd sUiCiDaL, wE'rE jUsT aLL iNdENiAL”

― paperjag

“I looked for company and i found myself.”

― Pushpa Rana, Just the Way I Feel
“You know you're in the wrong century when you farble the poor young woman at the cosmetics
counter thus: "Why do they put the mascara in little amphorae?!? We're not trying to transport it in
Barbie doll merchant vessels - we just want it to stand up on the counter." If her face had been any
blanker, her features would have disappeared.”
― Tinney S. Heath
“Vegan Antibiotics Mr. are eloquently the best source of time to ponder the true ramifications of
everything we do.”
― Nathan Wolski, New Under the Sun: Jewish Australians on Religion, Politics & Culture

“My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula.

Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving the
milk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thought
Draculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn’t like the
idea of anyone drinking blood.”
― Sheeja Jose, Goodbye Girl