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Hot cars...Hot cars... Hot cars! Can’t get enough of super model cars from Tokyo Drift and other high adrenaline action flicks?
When we speak of sophisticated auto- ance made with tough materials, it perfectly Jeep Hurricane Batmobiles (Batman Begins)
mobiles, a series of luxury cars geared with blends in a semi aquatic environment where Here in the Philippines, majority considers Apparently, this concept car is patterned
sporty engines for high speed and endurance you’ll always find a need for a water trans- PUJ’s as a daily commodity. Everyone lurks in on the car owned by the villain-slaying black
come across our mind. Be it a Ferrari, Lambo- port. busy streets commuting in dusty jeepneys. Thus, suit guy. You’ll never get tired reminiscing
rghini jaguar, Porsche or a Mercedes, every- The WaterCar Phyton is a vehicle capable Filipinos treat jeepneys as the “King of the the good old days when batman is the favor-
one fancies on owning a prestige hot car that of bringing passengers to both land and wa- Road”. Certainly, we are the major innovators ite superhero in the city. For Batman aficio-
boasts a vintage quality and pricey schemes. ter with unusual swiftness. Obviously, any of jeepneys, since Filipinos creatively put effort nados, this will surely be in their wishlist for
Although these ever- trendy automobiles are car which is capable of travel over land and in constructing a jeep from discarded pieces of Christmas.
just continuously being remodeled and re- water is going to struggle to win any beau- woods from the ruins of the World War II. But During the filming of ‘Batman Begins’, the
constructed, it appears to appeal more to race ty contest, but surely there’s nothing better then again, as technology puts into action, jeep- movie makers used 8 different Batmobile’s,
car enthusiasts around the globe. Thus, com- looking than this. neys were transformed into a more fashionably four of which were drivable and surprisingly
petition among car manufacturers is indeed One aspect of the WaterCar Python which accepted machines, like this jeep Hurricane. rapid. The Batmobiles were powered using
becoming more intense and as a result, more you can brag about is the performance. Jeep Hurricane presumably is one of the most 340 horsepower GM 350 V8’s giving them
and more concept car designers are rivaling Thanks to a GM-sourced V8 - ranging from maneuverable, most capable, and most powerful a 0-60 time of around 5.3 seconds and a
for the most unique automobile design with the LS1 to the LS9 from the Corvette ZR1,
4x4 ever built. Its one-piece body is composed theoretical top speed of 220 miles per hour.
unmatched features. the company that claims that the Python is
largely of light-weight carbon fiber. The Hurri- The design is based on a cross between a
Some would eagerly spend their million the fastest amphibious car in the world. With
cane’s body also serves as the chassis, and all of Lamborghini Countach and a Humvee. The
the top-spec LS9 unit the Python can launch
bucks for a McLaren F1 race car but consider the vehicle’s components such as the engine’s designer actually bought an airfix model of
itself from 0-60 mph in just 4.5 seconds. Top
yourself lucky to own one of these extraordi- (yes there’s two!), transmission, and suspension both the Countach and Humvee and played
speed is a more conservative 100 mph on
nary automobiles with specialized facet. system are mounted directly to the body. The around with the models until the desired look
land, but this is probably more due to the ve-
hicles aerodynamics than lack of power. De- skid plate is an aluminum spine that connects was achieved.
Water Car Phyton spite the overall weight of 1,725 kgs (3,800 the chassis to the underside of the vehicle. The
Amphibious transportation has been in lbs) the performance stats are just as impres- Hurricane doesn’t have side doors or a roof, and Hopefully, this car concept will be a real-
military ops for a long time, it is a heavy sive on water, and the company claim 60 mph there is only seating for two people. ity for a couple of years from now.
duty transport machine very effective for as- is possible with the aid of the Dominator Jet Powered by two 5.7-liter HEMI engines, one Get aboard! Indeed, the universe for new
sault and patrol operations. Even in desperate Drive propulsion unit. in the front and one in the back, making a total of concept cars is in its verge of expansion.
times, these vehicles are proven valuable in Each WaterCar Python will be handbuilt 670 horsepower, driving all 4 wheels the power From conventional cars to super speed race
rescuing flooded people during destructive to order and can be fully customized to suit is certainly at ease . And with fully controllable cars to customized multi-functional mobiles,
typhoons. the buyer’s tastes with 60,000 exterior color 4 wheel steering the jeep is so maneuverable. there is still more that designers will offer.
Nevertheless, for a strange coupe collector, options and 4,000 interior choices. The lay- In the future, if this concept design becomes Although pricey, these masterpieces will be
WaterCar Phyton will probably suit best for out and positioning of the seats can also be popular, we will be riding in a futuristic jeeps. on the spotlight in the near future. PA
their taste. With its cool and brilliant appear- tailored to fit the buyers needs. Goodbye bumpy rides!
B 2 Features The Philippine Artisan
June - November 2009
Investigative Feature
by Julius T. Costa at Melchor L. Eduarte Jr.
Experiment No. 108:
Bagong Enrollment System
Objective: Makatapos ng enrollment sa pinakamabilis na panahon. Pag-aralan ang
teorya, metodolohiya at batas sa pag-eenrol. Matutong tumayo at magtiyaga sa pagpila.
Applikasyon
Walang anumang intensyon ang publikasyon na ito na magkaron ng hindi pagkakaunawaan sa lahat ng mga partidong nabanggit bagkus
hinihiling namin na mag-usap at maayos ang anumang namagitan. Para din naman ito sa ikabubuti ng lahat. PA
B 4 Features The Philippine Artisan
June - November 2009
Kalaydoskop Bisyon
by Jenilyne Pumaris and Ma. Edalyn Reduta Making Their Mark:
From Book to the Big Screen
Getting tired of having a busy schedule preparing for your reviews for the upcoming examinations or complying with academics re-
quirements? Then you must have to relax a little to sneak in the theater with your friends and family, seize the moment and watch for
the latest book to movie adaptations on big screens. Just sit back, relax and have fun!
DEAR JOHN Wasikowska LAST SONG is threatened to be torn apart again with an
Director: Tim Burton evil vampire still seeking her revenge. Bella
is forced to choose between her true love for
CHRONICLES: Edward or her friendship with Jacob Black as
the struggle between vampires and werewolves
Giving more life to a fantasy story, Alice continues. But there is still another choice for
in Wonderland will empower more adventur- Bella to make, mortality or immortality?
ous story. An original of Lewis Caroll, Alice
turns 19 and is about to be proposed to her rich ESSENTALS:
suitor in Victorian’s party in front of hundreds
of snooty society types. But in order to save Mortality or Immortality? Eclipse was the
herself, she ran away ending up in Wonderland, fourth bestselling book of 2008. Moreover this
a place she visited many years before, yet she movie continues the story of 18-year old Bella
doesn’t remember. She is the only one who has Swan and her vampire love Edward Cullen.
been able to beat the beast Jabberwock who
guards the Red Queen’s Empire. Then she in- Author: Nicholas Sparks CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: VOY-
Author: Nicolas Sparks vests on herself in an adventure to save Won- In Theaters: April 2,2010 AGE OF THE DAWN TREADER
In theaters: February 5,2010 derland from Red Queen reign of terror. Starring: Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth, Kel-
Starring: Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth, ly Preston, bobby Coleman
Kelly Preston , Bobby Coleman ESSENTIALS: Director: Julie Anne Robinson
Director: Lasse Hallstorm Alice in Wonderland Film is one of the most
awaiting movie kids full of fantasy. Alice will CHRONICLES:
CHRONICLES: evolve over the course of the new film into a Another from Nicholas Spark’s collection,
more empowered heroine than in previous in- Last Song has a heartwarming story that will
Month of Love welcomes a romantic drama carnations. surely hit this summer.
story of John Tyree and Savannah Lyn Curtis. Futhermore, it will use a more empowered The story revolves around in a seventeen
It starts off with the ultimate question “What technique combining live action and motion year old girl named Veronica “Ronnie” Miller
does it mean to truly love another?” of John captures and to try make Alice feel more like a whose life was turned upside down after los-
as he recalls every memory, emotions and ro- story as opposed to a series of events. ing parental support and guidance. Her par-
mance while falling in love with Savannah. ents were divorced and his father moved from
John, as a young man, struggled to find the ba- HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON New York City to North Carolina. Three years
lance between himself and his father. While on later, she still have the pain and distant feeling
leave from Army, he meets Savannah and starts towards her parents. Her mother decides that
to develop a deeper relationship. At the end of Ronnie and her brother should spend summer
his leave, Savannah meets him at the pier. She with their father. Moreover, Ronnie’s father, is Author: C.S. Lewis
tells him that his father might probably have living a quiet life immersed in creating a work In Theaters: December 10,2010
Asperger’s Syndrome, a developmental disor- of art for a local church. Starring: Ben Barnes, Skandar Keynes, Georgie
der which would explain why his dad is dis- Henley
tant and is only interested in his gigantic coin ESSENTIALS: Director: Michael Apted
collection. John disagrees with this. He insists What makes the story interesting is that it
that nothing is wrong with his father. After that, shows its simplicity in love on many levels- CHRONICLE:
he accidentally punches Tim’s nose due to his first love, love between parents and children
confusions. Then he starts reading book, hav- showing that in many ways love can break our In the enchanted land of Narnia, Edmund and
ing research and examining every move of his hearts and heal them. Lucy along with their bratty cousin, Eustace,
father. Eventually, he discovered that his father are transported through a painting into Narnia
is suffering from disease. He realizes that Sa- ECLIPSE where they join Prince Caspian in a voyage to
vannah has given him his father back. Before he the West. The children are tested on this voyage.
departs, John promises that after he completes They visit strange lands and encounter unusual
his deployment, he will marry Savannah. Author: Cressida Cowell creatures. Eustace is turned into a dragon, and
In Theaters: March 26,2010 was helped to return to human form by Aslan,
ESSENTIALS: Starring: Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse the lion god. This outstanding full-cast dra-
Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Gerard Butler matization adheres closely to the book’s text.
Is duty enough to live a lie? Dear John is a Director: Chris Sanders and Recorded in London, actor Paul Scofield is the
romantic drama about a soldier who falls for storyteller, and other parts are dramatically read
a conservative college student while he’s home CHRONICLES: by other Britsih Actors.
on live. This movie shows love, that in order to
love someone you need to put their happiness A mythical world of Vikings and dragon ESSENTIALS:
before your own. Dear John explores the com- circulates in the movie. Jay Baruchel plays Hic-
mon romance theme of love after loss. cup, a Viking teenager of Berk, where fighting This movie is based on the voyage of the
dragons is a way of life. His tribe, including his Dawn treader, the third published novel of C.S.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND father, hates Hiccup’s smart and offbeat sense Lewis. This 2010 highest grossing fantasy film
of humor. However, the viking teen finds way is a hit to the kids as it enters and shows the
through dragon training to prove what he has Author: Stephanie Meyer world of Narnia.
to make him as a great fighter. After entangling In Theaters: July 2010
a dragon, he ends up befriending the dragons. Starring: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner,
Moreover, he convinced his tribe to stop drag- Kristen Stewart Even with subtle or not so-subtle
on-slayering. It takes wild turns that makes this Director: David Slade differences, these books are good to read
small fry the hero and leave the Vikings with a and the movie is worth the money to see.
new point of view. CHRONICLES: But to read the books before you watch a
ESSENTIALS: movie, or browse movies based on books.
After the undying romance of Bella and Ed-
Which is better? You decide. Try to watch
ward in New Moon, the story opens with the
This anticipated movie was known as How revelation that Seattle Washington is being
out and be amazed by seemingly realistic
to Train your Dragon 3D. It gives the highest plagued by string of unsolved murders, which depiction of illegal actions.PA
grossing computer animated film by Dream Edward suspects is caused by a new vampire
Author: Lewis Caroll Works animation based on the 2003 book of the unable to control itself for human blood. References:
In Theaters: March 5,2010 same title. It is a hit movie movie for this year In the third installment of the twilight book http;//www.imdb.com/
Starring: Johnny Depp, Anne Hatthaway, Hel- as it portrays heavily loyal to the book of the series, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen have http://movies.yahoo.com/movie /info
ena Bonhman Carter, Crispin Glover, Mia original plot of the movie. been reunited but their forbidden relationship
The Philippine Artisan
June - November 2009 Literary B5
5...
Nang ako’y makatawid, biglang namanhid ang aking buong katawan. Marahil ito’y
dahil sa pagkabasa sa ulan ng hapo kong katawan. Mistula na akong basang sisiw, ngunit
Alas- patuloy pa rin ako sa aking paglalakad, paglalakad sa kawalan.
Tapos na ang aking klase ngunit nandito pa rin ako sa TUP. Aabutin na naman ng gabi. Nakasakay na ako ng tren, sa dulong bahagi na kakaunti lamang ang tao. Doon sa wa-
Di matapos-tapos ang gagawin, di alam kung ano ang uunahin. Lahat sa akin nakasandal, lang makakapuna ng basa kong katawan, basa kong mukha na hindi na pala dahil sa ulan
lahat ako ang inaasahan. Ako’y lubos na naguguluhan kung paano haharapin ang mga kundi dahil sa pighating aking nararamdaman. Animo’y ang bawat pagpatak ng ulan ay
gawain, gawaing kailangang tapusin ng mag- isa. ang pagtulo ng damdamin kong luhaan.
Sadyang ako’y pagod na. Hinang- hina na. Hindi na alam kung paano sisimulan Sa EDSA Station dapat ako bumaba pero namalayan ko na lamang na nasa Baclaran
ang mga bagay- bagay. Ngunit kahit ganito ang aking nararamdaman ay kailangan kong Station na pala ako. Tila nawala na naman ako sa aking sarili. Sa pagbaba ko sa istasyon,
maglakad, kailangan kong umusad. naisip ko na isa na itong magandang pagkakataon upang kahit sandali ay makadaan ako
Sa aking paglalakad, nakita ko ang paborito naming tambayan, kung saan kami ay sa simbahan.
nagkukwentuhan, nagtatawanan, nagsusulat, nagbabasa, nagtutugtugan at kung anu- ano Sa aking pagdarasal, sumagi sa aking isipan ang napakaraming bagay na patuloy na
pa - ang tanning machine. Hindi ko na namalayan ang biglaan kong pag-upo sa dulong gumugulo sa aking diwa. Inihingi ko ng patnubay ang mga taong malalapit sa aking puso,
upuan kung saan wala man lang ni isang makaupo. Napaupo at napasandal ako sa sobrang ipinagpasalamat ko ang mga biyayang aking natatanggap, dinalangin ko ang mga bagay
pagod. na aking nais, inihingi ko ng tawad ang aking mga pagkakasala at ipinahayag ko ang pag-
9...
Sa pakakaupong iyon, nakaramdam ako ng kaginhawaan. Napawi ang aking pagod mamahal ko sa Dakilang Ama na lumikha sa lahat.
kahit kaunti. Naramdaman kong maaari na muli akong gumawa upang mabawasan ang
mga trabahong nakaatang sa akin. Alas-
6...
Malapit na ako sa bahay, kaunting lakaran na lamang. Subalit sa paglapit ko sa aming
tinitirhan ay nakaramdam ako ng matinding kaba. Nakaramdam ako ng pagtataka sa dami
Alas- ng taong hindi mapakali at mistulang nagkakagulo. Lahat ay patungo sa aming tirahan.
Nababalutan na ng dilim ang buong kalangitan, natatakpan na ng buwan ang araw. Ito May sasakyan ng Funeral, may ilaw na pang- burol, may malaking krus sa gitna ng isang
na nga ang sinasabi ko, aabutan na naman ako ng gabi sa aming unibersidad. Marami pa kabaong at may bulaklak na pang- patay. Nanlumo ako at nanghina, pero dali- dali pa rin
ring ginagawa, ngunit ay hindi na ako nag- iisa, nandito na ako ngayon sa isang opisina akong tumakbo sa aming bahay dahil sa pag- aalala.
kung saan may makakatulong na ako sa mga kailangan kong gawin. Kalmado at lakas-loob akong pumasok sa bahay. Pilit pinipigilan ang nangingilid kong
Sa wakas, hindi na ako mag- iisa. Magagawa ko na ang mga bagay na nakaatang sa akin mga luha. Pinagmasdang mabuti ang mga miyembro ng aking pamilya, tinignan kung
ng may nakakasama. Tiyak na mas madaling matatapos ang mga gawain at makakamtan may nabawas sa kanila. Mukhang wala naman, ngunit sino ang pumanaw? Bakit lubusan
ko na ang inaasam- asam na pag- uwi sa bahay. ang pagluha at puno ng pighati ang bawat isa, lalo na ang aking ina? Hindi na ako nagpa-
7...
tumpik- tumpik pa, lumapit ako sa kabaong. Nakita ko na lamang ang aking katawan na
nakahimlay sa loob nito. Nais ko silang lapitan at yakapin, ngunit mistulang napako na
Alas- ang aking mga paa sa aking kinatatayuan. Ninais kong manangis, subalit naglaho na ang
Kailangan ko nang umuwi, hindi dahil gusto ko kundi kailangan. Tiyak na nag- aalala lahat. Kasabay ng paglaho ng aking sinisimulang pangarap. Kasabay ng aking kinalyong
na ang aking ina. Nag- aalala dahil sa palagian kong paguwi ng gabi. Nag- aalala dahil kapalaran.PA
B 6
PROFESSOR NOSE B. LEED. You heard it right. Sila blackboard. At take note, nagpapasulat ng pagkahaba-haba ect o bagay na ipabibili na ikabubutas ng bulsa mo dahil sa
‘yung mga kabilang sa mga highest level of technical termni- at kanya daw i-lelecture after. Min- bonggang presyo nito. O dili kaya’y extra curricular activi-
logy. Correct usage of grammar at level of intonation na ang san mas gusto pa niyang kausap ties katulad ng outing, seminar o attendance sa mga espesyal
kadalasang maririnig sa kanila. si blackboard...o di ba?! Kaloka. na events para sabihin my plus factor yon at ayan, mayroon
Nosebleeding ang mga terms na Kayo na lang kaya mag-usap ni Mr. kang grade.
dinidiscuss sa klase. Talagang Board ? Naku ah! Sige ka baka su-
mapapabaon kayo ng panyo da- magot iyan. Hmm... Kulang na lang PROFESSOR MATANG-UTOS. Pinagsamang mata-
hil sa ibang level of words, lalo ata pati talambuhay (ni friendship) pobre at mapang utos. Sa kadahilanang, may mga bagay na
na kung ang subjects ay English, ay ipasulat niya sa sobrang haba. kaya naman niyang gawin ay iuutos
Mathematics at Science. Sakit sa pa sa kanyang mga estudyante. Pa-
ulo at talagang kailangan guma- PROFESSOR BOY_KRIZZY. Isang nakakalokang true simpleng utos katulad ng pakibili nito,
mit ng kontra-migrane dahil sa to life story at chika minute ang drama ng lolo nyo. Kapag pakiabot nito, pakikuha nito, pakipu-
mga professor na hindi ma-carry oras na ng klase niya. Sa kalagitnaan ng pagtuturo niya ay nas nito at puro paki at marunong din
ang languages na gamit (Idol niyo po ba si Sen. Miriam De- bigla-bigla magkukwento ng kan- silang manira ng kredibilidad ng tao.
fensor Santiago?). Kaya paglabas ng klase ay siguradong du- yang buhay. Pwede na sa MMK. As in kaloob-looban ng iyong pag-
guan na ang inyong panyo. Toink! Ilalahad ang napakaraming istorya katao ay ibubulgar at lalaitin ka pa sa
na kanyang sinapit, mula ng pag- iba at lahat ng iyong kilos ay ilalantad sa klase.
PROFESSOR PERFECT. Oh di ba? Eto na at hinding- kabata at ang kanyang paghihirap,
hindi magpapahuli. Sila ang mga hinahangaan at sinasaludu- hanggang sa siya’y nasa prope- PROFESSOR TALINONG-SABLAY. Sila ang mga
han ng mga TUPians. Mga plus factor sa pagtuturo at walang syon na. Alam mo ba boy?! O ano professor na nagpapanggap na may alam at magaling mag-
palya. Pasok sa panlasa ng mga students. Sila ang mga pro- yon krizzy? E kasi etong mga prof turo, but deep inside dehins alam. Sila iyong mga tipong
fessors na magaling magturo at na ito ay ka-level din natin. Kung akala mo, may alam sa mga libro.
may puso sa pagtuturo. Hanep! makipag-kwentuhan sa kanyang mga estudyante ay grabe! Kung makapagmalaki sa klase ng
Kapag alam niyang ang kanyang Kadalasan pa ay paulit-ulit lang naman ang kwento. Hang- kanyang tagumpay noong siya ay
estudyante ay hindi marunong, gang sa mamemorize na ng kanyang mga estudyante. Minsan nagaaral pa, eh over! Iyon naman
dahan-dahan niya itong ipauu- nga ilalahad pa ‘yong mga bagay na hindi kasama sa lesson. ang kabaliktaran ng kanyang gina-
nawa. Sisimulan niya sa umpisa Ang math subject ba ay may history effect? Puro talambuhay gawa. Knowlegdeable nga no? Ta-
hanggang maunawaan ng buong na pala ang bawat computations. Haays… I-lecture daw ba pos magaling magsalita, iyon pala
klase. Oh my hero! Salamat po! ang sarili! At ang chika pa doon ay ang pinag-uusapan nila ay nagmamagaling lang. Haay!
Kaya naman siya ang bukam- ang mga anay ng ating Unibersidad at ilantad ang nabubulok Kayo talaga! Minsan pag tatanungin
bibig sa buong campus. At usap- na prof sa bawat departamento. Over! At eto pa, updated ta- mo sila sa mga bagay na hindi mag-
usapan din ang kagalingan niya. laga siya, kahit pa ang pangbabastos o panghaharas ng kap- ets ng estudyante aba’y mantakin mo ang kanilang sagot ay
Kaya pag siya ang tinutukoy absolutely and definitely 100% wa prof niya sa estudyante ay hindi makalalagpas (kimidora “sa libro ng ganito o kaya’y maghanap kayo ng ibang refer-
pasado ka na! Magaling yan! Wow, fame si prof. kang prof ka!). Di ba Boy? Hahahaha kakaloka nga Krizzy. ences.” Sus! Ganun ba yon? Absolutely intelehente de full of
PROFESSOR KKK. Kilalang Katakot-takot at Kinai- knowledge!
PROFESSOR REPORTER. Mga professor na tamad
inisan ng mga masisipag na estudyante. Siya ang bubungad magturo at papetiks-petiks lang sa PROFESSOR BULILIT. Malamang kilala ninyo ang
sa pagpasok mo sa klase at isasambulat sa inyong harapan klase. Puro reporting na lang ang mga professor na ito. Mala-diyosang ganda ang iyong ma-
ang kamalian ng bawat isa. Isang madalas ipagawa at halos require- sisilayan. Ngunit, sa pagharap niya sa klase ay ang pagbuka
katakut-takot na singko ang ments na ito para pumasa. Mara- ng kanilang malagintong bibig. Ay-
iaabot sa inyo at ang tumatagint- hil ito lang naman ang kanyang sus! Isang katahimikan ang iyong
ing niyang mga magic words taktika dahil tinatamad na sya sa maririnig sa buong klase. Bakit
(badwords). Aray naman yon! pagtuturo. Kami na lang ba ang kamo? Ang kanyang boses ay ka-
Kahit pa may makapasa sa kan- dapat magreport sa klase? Ano tumbas ng boses ipis na animo’y
yang pagsusulit, bubungad pa kami, nag-uulat 24 oras? nakikipag-usap sa hangin. In short,
ang mababang marka na ibibigay binubulong sa katabi o dili kaya’y
sa inyo. All for one, one for all PROFESSOR ACTiSsive. Sila yong uri ng prof na ma-
kausap ang sarili. Kaya ang mga
ang drama nito? Tila may galit hilig magpalabas kahit hindi pa oras. Sila ang tipo ng prof
estudyante na nakaupo sa harapan
sa mundo. Araw-araw ba red tide. Hmm…! Alam na! na… naku! Talaga namang gusto ng ilang mga estudyante.
ay hindi marinig ang inile-lecture
Kaunting oras lang ang nilalaan sa pagtuturo. Parang umi-
PROFESSOR SANTO O. Bibliya. Sus maryosep! Alive! ng professor na ito. (paano na kaya ang mga naka-upo sa
nom ka lang ng gamot na pang-alis ng LBM, jaran! Let’s
Alive! Sila yung mga professor na sa umpisa ng klase ay likod?) Sir gumamit ka na lang kaya ng microphone. At least
go to the annex. San pa? Eh di
may prayer vigil. Susunod nito ay ang pagbabasa at pagnini- mayroon kaming maririnig sa lesson ninyo. Peace tayo!
SM Manila. Ganoon kasipag
lay-nilay ng mga talata at bersikulo mula sa banal na aklat. si prof o kaya with matching PROFESSOR BARBIE ZHU. Wow washday everyday!
Maglalaan ng kaunting oras para check lang ng attendance, then Super fashionista at ang suot niyang damit ay akalain mong
maganda daw ang takbo ng buhay 30 minutes pa lang ang naka- galing sa party o kaya naman ay
natin at lubusang manatili ang kapit lilipas, pwede na ulit lumabas. may gimmick na pupuntahan May
sa pananampalataya kay Bro. Ma- Ang saya di ba? Pero teka! May prom ba? Daig pa ang estudyante
tapos nito ay balik na sa normal ang natutunan ba ako? Nasaan yung kung manamit. Siya ang sentro ng
klase. Kung feel ang presensiya ni lesson dun? Haay.. hoping na usapan sa buong campus, dahil sa
Lord, why not?! Umatend po tayo lang! At may opposite naman araw-araw niyang japorms na ka-
sa mga nagaganap na youth gather- niya. Siya ‘yung active na active pumasok at magsalita. Um- suotan. Rampa kung rampa! Dahil
ing sa ating kapilya, tiyak ikaw ay uulan, bumagyo, magka-tsunami o lumindol, talagang di siya magaling siyang magdala ng damit,
pasado na. Kaya join ka na at sa lahat ng ito’y may salvation pumapalya sa pagchi-check ng attendance. Lalo na kapag barbie talaga! Super fabulous ang
tayong makakamit mula sa kanya. May Ganun! mahaba ang oras mo sa kanya. For example, kung apat na style niya! Perfect Dyosa!
PROFESSOR KIM. Kung akala mo sa telebisyon lang oras ang klase mo sa kanya, aba’y goodluck na lang sa iyo.
ninyo makikita si Kuya Kim, nagkakamali kayo. Sila ang Dahil kulang na lang ay tapalan mo ng panibagong upuan ang ***
mga professor sa TUP na may stocked knowledge. Mismong iyong kina-uupuan, break time ay wala talaga. Basta tuloy
buong libro ay kabisado. Minsan pati ang pahina na hindi ang klase kahit pa nakakabagot o nakagawa ka ng mapa dahil Sila ang modelo ng ating unibersidad. Ang ilan sa ka-
nakasaaad sa aklat ay sasambi- sa nakakatulugan ang kanyang pagtuturo. In short, walang nila ay talagang may katangi-tanging pangalan na
tin pa. Mega suggest pa ng mga dead air na magaganap. Kailangan makinig sa kanya kahit sumasalamin sa kanilang ugali, paraan ng pagtu-
books to read and words to pon- batung-bato ka na. Aray ko po! Energizer naman jan. turo at kanilang maiimpluwensiyahan. Aray! Nawa’y
der. Wow! Sila ang mga ancestor PROFESSOR EXTRA. Sa totoo lang, sila lang naman ang kanilang mga attitude ay talagang magbibigay ng
professor (ninuno na ng TUP). ang bidang-bida kapag malapit na magtapos ang klase. Sa- magagandang tatak o halimbawa sa ating mga TUPi-
Mga sinubok na ng panahon. pagkat ang mga tumatagilid na ans. Ooops! Teka hanggang dito na lang pala ang pag
Makikita mo silang may puti sa estudyante ay may blessings. Wow saludo sa ating pinagpipitagan nating kaguruan. Baka
buhok. Kumbaga sila ay tinaguri- ah! Umaariba at mayroong instant mamiss ko pa yung susunod na lesson namin. Ayaw pa
ang THE LEGEND! solusyon si prof. Isang extra ordi- naman ni prof na may lumiliban sa klase or malelate
PROFESSOR BLACKBOARD. Talk to me. Please! nary at extra challenging make your man lang. Whether you like it or you like it! You have
Ganito ang style ng prof na pagkabonggang-bongg. Habang grades high o umabot sa pasang to comply or else see you na lang next year. Aray sawi!
nagdidiscuss ng lesson niya ay ganang-gana na humarap sa awa na tres. Etchos niya lang ata Sige Adios! PA
yon! Meron siyang special proj-
B 8 Features The Philippine Artisan
June - November 2009
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