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Every evening that week Joe stayed in the office after the
two women had gone home, but he still couldn't save the
goldfish. He couldn't stop playing the game until he won, and
he hadn't won it once. Joe was annoyed. He had never found
a game that was too hard for him.
On Friday Joe stayed in the office during his lunch hour to
play the game. But he still couldn't save the goldfish. He was
sitting with his head in his hands when Linda got back from
lunch.
'Are you still playing that silly game?' she asked. 'You must
be crazy, Joe! You're just wasting your time, you know. You'll
never win!'
At four o'clock Mrs Parker sent him out. She wanted some
information about a house that was for sale. When he got back
to work, it was a quarter past five and the office was empty.
'I'll just play the game a few times before I go home,' he said
to himself. 'Isabel won't get home until seven.'
He turned on the computer and began to play. He lost the
goldfish once, twice, ten times, thirty times, fifty times ...
Then, suddenly, he caught the goldfish in the net, lifted it out
of the pond and dropped it into the goldfish bowl.
The goldfish swam round and round the goldfish bowl, safe
at last. Then it swam towards Joe. It grew larger and larger on
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the screen, and its mouth was opening and shutting. The ever asked a computer for shoes!' But the message on the
words on the screen said: screen had changed again:
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you something for nothing. She always entered competitions. crazy?' he asked. 'What could a computer give you, except
Joe waited for a moment before he answered. 'It said, 'YOU another game, perhaps?'
HAVE SAVED MY LIFE. YOU HAVE WON A PRIZE. Isabel looked straight back at him. 'Promise me,' she said.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?' 'Promise me, Joe. On Monday, when you go into the office,
'It didn't, did it? Did the goldfish really speak to you?' Isabel you'll play the goldfish game again. When you win, it'll ask
sounded more interested. 'What did you ask for?' you what you want. Tell the goldfish that you want a nice little
'Oh, I don't know ...' Joe wasn't brave enough to tell her. house.'
No intelligent person asks a computer for anything. If she Joe didn't say anything for a moment, but he knew when he
laughed at him, he would feel like a fool. 'What could I ask was beaten. He nodded. 'OK, Isabel. I promise. But the whole
for? I don't need anything. Anyway, what could a computer idea is crazy. It's only a game.'
give me?' Isabel smiled. 'I know it's only a game, but what can we
Isabel looked at him carefully. 'I don't know. If you ask, lose? Oh, and Joe ...'
you'll find out.' She got up and went into the hall. When she returned a
Joe didn't answer. He thought he had found out already. He moment later, she was carrying a paper bag. 'I forgot to tell
looked down at his shoes. They were the same comfortable old you. My brother brought these into the office just before I
shoes he'd put on that morning. He had been wearing them came home. He bought them a few months ago and has never
nearly every day for the last year. worn them. They're too small for him. He thinks they may be
Isabel was silent during dinner. She picked up her spoon and your size.'
finished her soup without a word. She stared at her plate as she Joe took the bag and opened it. Inside, he found a pair of
ate her spaghetti. size ten shoes.
'Well, did you enjoy that?' Joe asked her.
'Yes.' She smiled at him. 'I was hungry.'
She waited until they were drinking their coffee. Then she
said, 'Joe, I've been thinking. Why don't you play that game On Monday Linda went out early for lunch. Joe was still
again and ask the goldfish for a nice little house? You know working at the computer when Mrs Parker went out, too.
how much I want one.' When she had gone, he took out the computer game. He felt
At first, Joe just stared at her. Then he said, 'You're not like a fool but he knew he had to do it. He had promised Isabel.
serious, are you, Isabel ?' It wasn't like Isabel. She didn't believe He had to play the game and win. Then he had to ask for his
in magic. reward.
'Of course I'm serious. Look at this flat. It's too small for us. He could not believe his eyes when the goldfish swam
We can't turn round in it! Look at the furniture. It's all old. straight into the net. The blue fish, the green fish and the red
You say you don't need anything. I think we need a lot of fish with white spots did not get near it. The cat and the bird
things. Next time, when you win the game, say you want a were left at the side of the pond.
house.' She certainly sounded serious. He lifted the goldfish out of the pond and dropped it into the
Joe was surprised. He looked at his wife. 'Now who's goldfish bowl. The goldfish swam round and round the bowl.
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Then it swam towards Joe. It was opening and shutting its Joe scratched his head. 'Dear goldfish,' he said, 'I have become
mouth. The message on the screen said: quite fond of you. Please don't be angry with me. I'm afraid
I'm going to ask for a really big prize this time.'
He breathed deeply and then slowly typed the message,
'I WANT A NICE LITTLE HOUSE.' To himself he added,
'I hope the neighbours will be friendly.' It was all so strange.
He had to make a joke of it. A moment later he saw that his
message had been accepted:
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'That's great!' said Joe. For a few months, Isabel was happy. 'Of course, the house
'You thought you could fool me, didn't you? That story is very small,' she said. 'The rooms aren't much larger than the
about a goldfish! A computer game! You knew all the time ones in the flat, and the furniture's cheap. But you can't have
that we had won the competition in The Daily News. I'd everything. The neighbours are friendly.'
forgotten about it myself. I filled in the form in the newspaper Joe had a difficult time in the office. Mrs Parker and Linda
months ago.' did not believe that Isabel had won their new Hacket home
Joe looked serious. 'That wasn't a story about the goldfish,' and all the furniture in a newspaper competition. 'What
he said. 'It was true.' competition?' they asked.
Isabel stared at him and he stared back. For a moment they 'Isabel thinks you probably helped us, Mrs Parker,' Joe told
both felt frightened. Then Isabel frowned and said, 'I don't his boss. 'You know a lot of people in the Hacket Homes
believe it. We've had good luck, that's all. Call the taxi, Joe.' company.'
Mrs Parker looked shocked. 'That's not true, Joe. I didn't
know anything about the competition, and I didn't know
Isabel had filled in a form.
'You said the wrong thing that time, Joe,' Linda said later.
'She's really angry. You're very lucky, Joe. Maybe you don't
need a job any more!' She stood up and said, 'Anyway, I
wouldn't want to win a house, if I couldn't win it honestly.'
'You know, Joe, I've been thinking,' said Isabel one evening.
'This house is very small, and the furniture is cheap and nasty.
We still own the flat. Let's sell this house and the flat, and buy
a bigger house.'
'No,' said Joe.
'Then,' Isabel went on, 'if we have any money left, we can
buy some new furniture. Could you find us a house?'
'Certainly not!' said Joe. 'I like this house. It's our home
now, and the neighbours are friendly. I won't sell the flat and
I don't want a bigger house. This one is big enough. It's
beautiful. Everything in it is new.'
Isabel gave him a hug and kiss. 'Dear Joe, you never change.
You've never been ambitious and you never will be. I want a
bigger, better house. If you won't sell the flat,' she laughed,
'you'll have to ask the goldfish.'
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Joe groaned. He didn't play the goldfish game any more. He were a clever man, didn't I? Now we have a really beautiful
felt frightened when he thought about it. He never joked about home, and we still have money in the bank.' She gave him a
it. 'I don't want to do that,' he said, 'I don't want to ask the small kiss.
goldfish for anything more.' Joe smiled. He was beginning to agree with Isabel. He was
'No, but you will,' said Isabel. 'You would be silly if you clever. Very clever. He had done it all. He had won a very
didn't. Think about it.' difficult computer game and received his reward. He felt
excited. He had a lot of power.
Isabel put her hand on his arm. 'I knew you only had to ask
the goldfish.' She laughed. 'It will be easier next time.'
Joe thought about it for a long time. When he didn't think There won't be a next time,' said Joe.
about it, Isabel talked about it. She didn't let him forget the 'Oh yes, there will,' said Isabel.
idea. 'Aren't you satisfied?' he asked her. 'What do you want?
At last, one evening in the summer, he pulled the computer You've got everything.'
game out of the drawer of his desk. He hadn't forgotten how 'Oh Joe, don't you see? Our life is different now. We can't
to play it. Soon the fish was in the bowl and he was invited to ride on buses. We'll need two cars, one for you and one for me.
ask for his reward. And who's going to clean all those rooms and bathrooms?
'Poor little goldfish,' said Joe. 'I know you've done a lot for We'll need servants. And who will cut the grass and water the
us already, but we need something more.' flowers? You won't want to do it. We'll need a gardener.'
He typed in the words, 'I WANT A BIGGER HOUSE AND 'I see,' said Joe. It was true. Their life had changed.
BETTER FURNITURE.' He felt guilty. He and Isabel were 'But we don't have to ask the goldfish right now,' said Isabel.
becoming really greedy. But the fish didn't look surprised. It 'We can wait. We may think of more things we want.'
just opened and shut its mouth. Then the words 'MESSAGE
UNDERSTOOD' appeared on the screen.
Mrs Parker and Linda joked about Joe and his wonderful
house. They called him 'Mr Money Bags'. Joe knew they were
The new house had a lot of large rooms and bathrooms. It laughing at him and he didn't like it. He began to go into the
was another show house and it was like the house of a film office late and leave early. He forgot appointments. It wasn't
star. It was full of useless and expensive objects and flowers a very good job, anyway. It was only a small estate agent's
that were not real. There was a television in every room. There office.
were two garages, but Joe and Isabel didn't own a car. There Isabel was busy. She was making plans. 'You won't need a
was a large garden, with fruit trees and plenty of flowers. Joe job, Joe,' she announced one day. 'We're not going to ask for
walked around it like a visitor in a film studio. He was anything small this time. We'll ask for a beautiful big house in
astonished. He could not believe it was real. the country, an old castle, perhaps. We'll become landowners.
'There! You see?' said Isabel. 'Isn't it fantastic? I said you We'll have farms and lots of workers. We won't need to work.'
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Joe didn't argue with her. He wasn't happy in the office. He
didn't like the house, either. The neighbours weren't friendly.
Neither of them wanted to stay in that house and they could
go anywhere they wanted. He promised to speak to the
goldfish.
Joe got angry. 'What does that mean?' he shouted. 'I typed
it in correctly, what's wrong with the thing? Find my computer
book, Isabel. There's a fault somewhere.'
But the crackling got louder and the lights flashed more
wildly. Flames appeared along the electric wires. A pile of
papers began to burn.
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Isabel screamed. 'Fire! Run, Joe! Run!' She was terrified. Exercises
'There's going to be an explosion.' Smoke was pouring from
the computer. The desk was on fire.
When the explosion happened, it made the loudest, most 1 Read through the story quickly and find this information.
terrifying noise either of them had ever heard. Through a 1 The name of Joe's boss.
shower of metal and broken glass, they raced out into the 2 The kind of office Isabel worked in.
street. There were cuts on their faces, and they were black with 3 The number of enemies the goldfish had.
smoke. They ran till they reached the corner. 4 The time Linda always left the office.
5 The size of shoe Joe wore.
But as they ran, Joe could hear a very small voice. It was 6 The person who sent Joe a pair of shoes.
whispering, 'Clever ... clever ...', or something like that. He 7 The name of the builders of Joe's first house.
didn't tell Isabel. She didn't seem to hear it. He knew it was the 8 The number of garages in Joe's second house.
voice of the goldfish. 9 The name Mrs Parker and Linda called Joe.
10 The computer's last message.
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7 Isabel thought that Joe was a very ..... man. Glossary
8 Isabel wanted too much. She became very ......
9 It was ....., 'Clever ... clever ...', or something like that.
10 ..... appeared along the electric wires. amazing: very, very surprising
ambitious: wanting to do or have great things in life: to be rich,
famous, important, etc
4 Comprehension questions any more: now, from now
1 What information did Joe keep on the computer? at last: finally; at the end
2 How often did Joe sell a house? bowl: a deep, round container; a goldfish bowl is made of glass
3 What was Linda's job? castle: a large, old building, once used to protect a town or village
4 What did Joe do when Isabel was late home? during a war
5 What did Linda think of the SAVE THE GOLDFISH game? competition: any kind of test, game, race, etc where you try to do
6 Why didn't Joe believe that he would get a pair of shoes? better than other people and win a prize
7 What did Isabel tell Joe to ask the goldfish for the first time? crackling: sudden, sharp noises, like the sound of something
8 Why did Isabel's brother give his shoes to Joe? breaking or burning
9 How quickly did Joe and Isabel move into their first house? estate agent: a company (or person) that sells houses
10 Why didn't Joe and Isabel need to take their furniture to the find out: to learn something for the first time
first house? flame: red or yellow burning gas; when a fire burns, you see flames
11 How did Isabel think they had won their first house? fool: a silly person who believes anything
12 Who did Joe think had helped them to get their first house? for sale: offered to be sold
13 Why didn't Isabel like the first house after a few months? frown: to pull the eyebrows (the hair above the eyes) together and
14 Why did Joe feel guilty when he asked for a bigger house? make lines on the forehead; to look serious, angry or worried
15 Why didn't Joe argue with Isabel when she said she wanted a furnished: filled with furniture
castle? goldfish: a small red or orange fish, often kept as a pet
16 Why didn't Joe like their second house ? greedy: wanting more of something (e.g. food, money) than you need
17 Where did Joe and Isabel think they could go? hug: to hold somebody tightly in your arms
18 How long did Isabel want to keep all the things they asked for? net: something made of many pieces of rope, string, wire, etc; it lets
19 What did the computer tell Joe to do before the fire started? water through the holes but can catch a fish, etc
20 What did Joe and Isabel do when the fire started? overload: to give a machine (or a person) more work than it can do
pond: a small area of water, smaller than a lake
5 Discussion questions right away: immediately
1 What was Joe like at the beginning of the story? show house: one house in a group of new houses; people can look
2 When Isabel gave Joe her brother's shoes, how do you think Joe inside the 'show house' to see what the other houses are like
felt? shower: a lot of small things which fall like rain or snow
3 How did Joe change during the story ? swallow: to move food from the mouth down the throat
4 Who do you think was greedier, Joe or Isabel? Why? typewriter: a machine with keys that you press; it prints letters on a
5 What do you think happened to Joe and Isabel after the end of piece of paper
the story? wire: a long, thin piece of metal to carry electricity
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