The true story of Ellen

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-El pasado de “spread” es “spread”

- “Speak to” se usa para cuando un orador, jefe, líder, superior, etc, le
habla a alguien, pero en sí no “espera” su respuesta.

- “Speak with” se usa cuando se pretende que haya un diálogo, que la

otra persona responda.

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THe full story
There was a girl. The girl was Ellen. Ellen is a girl now, but when she was born, she was a
boy, and his name was Rodolfo. Rodolfo was born in the North Pole, and Santa Claus is
his father.  One year ago, Ellen was in Omaha, Nebraska, and she had a cat called
Pringles, who was born in Groenlandia. Pringles had a problem. Pringles didn’t have a
telephone, and that was a problem for him because he used the phone to hunt pokemons.
He was very sad.

Ellen wasn’t happy because her cat didn’t have a telephone. She wanted a telephone for
her cat because she was high. She took some drugs that an ant called Antonio sold to her.
So Ellen went to New York with Pringles. She said she wanted a telephone for her cat, but
in fact she wanted drugs.

There was a girl in New York. The girl was Lady Gaga. Ellen said: “Do you have a
telephone for my cat?” (blink). But Lady Gaga said: “Excuse me, I don’t speak to poor
people”
Ellen was not happy because she didn’t get drugs. Pringles was not happy because he
didn’t have a telephone yet. Ellen went to Chicago.

When Nuri was born, she was not Nuria, she was Scarlett Johansson, and she was the
most beautiful baby. Scarlett was born in Las Vegas, at Johansson's Casino, which
belonged to her father. Baby Scarlett was very rich. 
Somehow, Scarlett became a dog. But she was not a normal dog, she was the cutest dog
in the world.

Scarlett the dog was in Liniers one year ago, she didn’t have a cat because dogs don’t like
cats, but she had a dog friend, called Sally. As Scarlett really missed Sally, who was in
Ciudadela, she used her old phone to call Sally and invite her to her house. Then Scarlett
gave Sally her old phone, so she could call her more often.

After that, Sally went to New York, because she was very hungry and there was no food
for her in Liniers. She met with Pringles, and she said: “Hi Pringles! Can you cook
something for me?”. Pringles cooked for her, but Sally was still hungry because it was
such a little plate - it was a cat’s plate-.  Sally wasn’t happy, because she was very
hungry. 
Meanwhile, Scarlett, who was in Liniers, ran into La China Suarez. Scarlett said: “Hey, do
you want to stay with me at my apartment?” And La China said: “Yes, of course!”.
However, Scarlett was not happy, because she didn’t have food and La China was hungry.
On the other hand, La China was happy to stay with Scarlett, even though she was
hungry. Scarlett and La China went to Brooklyn, because Clooney, one of Scarlett’s
friends, told her: “The best pizzas are made in Brooklyn”.
Sally found out Scarlett was not at home, so she went back to Liniers to steal from the
apartment.
There was no one else in Brooklyn, except for La China and Scarlett.

When Nano was born, he was not a normal boy, he was Ricky Fort, and he was the
sexiest baby. Ricky was born in Punta Cana, in a yacht that was sailing the Atlantic
Ocean.
We don’t know what happened, but Ricky became a rabbit. He changed his name to Ricky
the rabbit and he was the sexiest rabbit.
 One year ago,Ricky the rabbit was in China, drinking bat soup. But he was not alone. His
friend Antonio Banderas was there too. Antonio Banderas was actually an ant that was
born in Japan.
As Ricky was very rich, he had two telephones at that moment, one for him and one for
Antonio, who used the phone to buy coca.
 At that point, Antonio went to Mexico to spread the coronavirus, and Ricky went to Russia,
to sell the cure for COVID.

There was a man in Russia. The man was Vladimir Puti. Vladimir and Ricky were friends.
Ricky asked Vladimir: “do you want a cold beer?” and Vladimir said: “yes!”. Ricky was
happy because he was drinking with his friend, and Vladimir was very happy too. After the
beer, Ricky and Vladimir went to Peru.
In the meantime, Antonio the ant was in Mexico with Pringles’ brother, called Puss in
boots.
Antonio said: “Hello my friend! What a sexy voice do you have! Do you want to organize a
COVID party with me?” Anyway, Antonio was not happy because he was ill. Puss in boots
felt bad for his friend, but on the other hand he was very happy because he was at a
COVID party. After the party, they went to Perú, because Puss in boots lost his boots
there.
September 29th, 2020

The (final) (full) true story of Ellen

There was a girl. The girl was Ellen. Ellen is a girl now, but when she was born, she was a
boy, and his name was Rodolfo. Rodolfo was born in the North Pole, and Santa Claus is
his father.  One year ago, Ellen was in Omaha, Nebraska, and she had a cat called
Pringles, who was born in Groenlandia. Pringles had a problem. Pringles didn’t have a
telephone, and that was a problem for him because he used the phone to hunt pokemons.
He was very sad.

Ellen wasn’t happy because her cat didn’t have a telephone. She wanted a telephone for
her cat because she was high. She took some drugs that an ant called Antonio sold to her.
So Ellen went to New York with Pringles. She said she wanted a telephone for her cat, but
in fact she wanted drugs.

There was a girl in New York. The girl was Lady Gaga. Ellen said: “Do you have a
telephone for my cat?” (blink). But Lady Gaga said: “Excuse me, I don’t speak to poor
people”
Ellen was not happy because she didn’t get drugs. Pringles was not happy because he
didn’t have a telephone yet. Ellen went to Chicago. There was a boy in Chicago. His name
was Oso, Trump Oso. 

When Nuri was born, she was not Nuria, she was Scarlett Johansson, and she was the
most beautiful baby. Scarlett was born in Las Vegas, at Johansson's Casino, which
belonged to her father. Baby Scarlett was very rich. 
Somehow, Scarlett became a dog. But she was not a normal dog, she was the cutest dog
in the world.

Scarlett the dog was in Liniers one year ago, she didn’t have a cat because dogs don’t like
cats, but she had a dog friend, called Sally. As Scarlett really missed Sally, who was in
Ciudadela, she used her old phone to call Sally and invite her to her house. Then Scarlett
gave Sally her old phone, so she could call her more often.

After that, Sally went to New York, because she was very hungry and there was no food
for her in Liniers. She met with Pringles, and she said: “Hi Pringles! Can you cook
something for me?”. Pringles cooked for her, but Sally was still hungry because it was
such a little plate - it was a cat’s plate-.  Sally wasn’t happy, because she was very
hungry. 
Meanwhile, Scarlett, who was in Liniers, ran into La China Suarez. Scarlett said: “Hey, do
you want to stay with me at my apartment?” And La China said: “Yes, of course!”.
However, Scarlett was not happy, because she didn’t have food and La China was hungry.
On the other hand, La China was happy to stay with Scarlett, even though she was
hungry. Scarlett and La China went to Brooklyn, because Clooney, one of Scarlett’s
friends, told her: “The best pizzas are made in Brooklyn”.
Sally found out Scarlett was not at home, so she went back to Liniers to steal from the
apartment.
There was no one else in Brooklyn, except for La China and Scarlett. As Scarlett was a
dog, she didn’t have money, so La China bought the pizza, and gave Scarlett only a little
slice of it. Even though the pizza was delicious, Scarlett wasn’t happy because she was
still hungry.

When Nano was born, he was not a normal boy, he was Ricky Fort, and he was the
sexiest baby. Ricky was born in Punta Cana, in a yacht that was sailing the Atlantic
Ocean.
We don’t know what happened, but Ricky became a rabbit. He changed his name to Ricky
the rabbit and he was the sexiest rabbit.
 One year ago, Ricky the rabbit was in China, drinking bat soup. But he was not alone. His
friend Antonio Banderas was there too. Antonio Banderas was actually an ant that was
born in Japan.
As Ricky was very rich, he had two telephones at that moment, one for him and one for
Antonio, who used the phone to buy coca.
 At that point, Antonio went to Mexico to spread the coronavirus, and Ricky went to Russia,
to sell the cure for COVID.

There was a man in Russia. The man was Vladimir Puti. Vladimir and Ricky were friends.
Ricky asked Vladimir: “do you want a cold beer?” and Vladimir said: “yes!”. Ricky was
happy because he was drinking with his friend, and Vladimir was very happy too. After the
beer, Ricky and Vladimir went to Peru.
In the meantime, Antonio the ant was in Mexico with Pringles’ brother, called Puss in
boots.
Antonio said: “Hello my friend! What a sexy voice do you have! Do you want to organize a
COVID party with me?” Anyway, Antonio was not happy because he was ill. Puss in boots
felt bad for his friend, but on the other hand he was very happy because he was at a
COVID party. After the party, they went to Perú, because Puss in boots lost his boots
there.
Ricky, Vladimir, ANTonio and Puss in boots were in Peru. They said: “¡Viva las cholas!”
altogether. It was a crazy moment. Vladimir gave one kiss to Antonio and one kiss to
Ricky.
Vladimir was crazy and happy; and ANTonio was happy just because.  Ricky was not
happy, because he didn’t like what Vladimir did; and Puss in boots was very angry
because he couldn’t find his boots.