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) JUDGE PEARSON
Shoot me.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
. ROTHSCHILD
: ‘Thank you. Jes did you kidnap Mr. Scrooge?
eee GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
Heavens no.
SCROOGE
Objection,
JODGE PEARSON
overruled.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
Mr. Scrooge says you did.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
Mr. Scrooge is mistaken.
SCROOGE
Objection.
JUDGE PEARSON
Overruled.
SCROOGE
She’s lying.
JUDGE PEARSON
Order.
SCROOGE
I am not mistaken. I was kidnapped by this apparition.
JUDGE PERSON
Mr. Scrooge, order.
SOLOMON FOTHSCHILD
Let’'s say you did kidnap Mr. Scrooge.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
But I didn’t.38.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
T know,
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
Why did you say I did?
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
For the sake of argument.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
T/d rather not argue.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
I'm just trying to make a point.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
Oh. Right. Go on.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
Let's say you came into Mr. Scrooge’s room and kidnapped him.
Did you throw him in a sack?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHTT.N
Knock him unconscious?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No.
SOLOMON ROTHSCRILD
Tie him up with chains?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No.
SOLOMON ROPHSCHTZD
I’m confused.
SCROOGE
That's not surprising.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
Mr. Scrooge alleges you kidnapped him. How did you force Mr.
Scrooge to go with you?39.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
I did not force him, I merely touched his heart.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
——aao
END Something I’m sure Mr. Scrooge hasn’t felt in years.
SCROOGE
Objection.
JUDGE PEARSON
Sustained.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
So you’ve gotten Mr. Scrooge out of his room. What did you
ask for ransom? Money?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
Better working conditions?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHTI:N
‘The release of trapped spirits?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
No. I did not ask for a ransom.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
Again I’m confused.
SCROOGE
Because you're an idiot.
JUDGE PEARSON
Mr. Scrooge, you are trying my already limited patience with
you. Another outburst like that and I will throw you in jail
until the only way to remove you from your cell will be to
sweep out your ashes.
SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD
So you didn’t force Mr. Scrooge out of his room and you
didn’t ask for any sort of ranscm.