PAKISTAN AND CHINA TO INK

FREE TERROR AGREEMENT

HUMOUR HUMOUR

In a revolting development, world’s

foremost terror sponsor Pakistan
and her ‘brother’ China have
decided to ink a Free Terror
Agreement (FTA) to increase terror
cooperation between the two Asian
nations. The agreement, sources
say, may be signed in July this
year and as of now bureaucrats
from both nations are busy drafting
the guidelines.

China, it may be remembered is

the only nation that is currently
standing firmly by Pakistan, when
it is being dragged over the coals
by the international community for
its role in fostering international
terrorism. The FTA will enable
terrorists (non state and state)
from both nations to travel freely
between the two nations, raise
funds, open more terror training
camps and indulge in activities
designed to destabilise other
nations.

“As far as China goes, we will

support Pakistani terrorists to the
hilt as long as they strike against
our enemy nations. We have in the
past blocked UN resolutions that
could have hurt Pakistan’s terror
ambitions and this FTA will only
formalize and extend that
cooperation. If everything goes
well, we might even invite
Pakistani terrorists to build
mansions in China,” Chinese
foreign ministry spokesperson
Yukk Thoo Chin said.

“China has been our friend, our

brother and our melamine
contaminated milk supplier for as
long as I can remember and this
Free Trade Agreement goes on to
show that our friendship is growing
to cause more pain and agony to
our enemies by hook or by crook,”
Pakistani PM Geelani said before
rushing off to issue another speech
condemning USA.

Geelani will be leading a

delegation of senior Pakistani
terrorists drawn from Jaish,
Lashkar, Al Badr etc., on a high
level visit to China in July. This
visit will culminate with the signing
of the FTA. According to our mole
in the Chinese Foreign ministry,
the FTA will allow terrorists from
Pakistan to use China as a base to
indulge in gun running,
establishing terror camps, money
laundering, drug trade and plotting
terror attacks against other
nations. Terrorists from both sides
will be issued a pink colored
passport to indicate their special
status.

As of today, Jamat ul Dawa is the

only Pakistani terror agency to
have a full fledged branch
(complete with a beard vending
machine) in China.