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Saint Francis-1 PDF
Written by
Christopher Moynihan
FADE IN:
FRANCIS
Hey!
JUMPER
FRANCIS
JUMPER
FRANCIS
JUMPER
Wait!
FRANCIS RETURNS.
JUMPER (CONT’D)
FRANCIS
sooner I go home.
JUMPER
FRANCIS
garage.
(MORE)
3
FRANCIS (CONT'D)
me.
JUMPER
FRANCIS
JUMPER
FRANCIS
snowflake.
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
NEGOTIATOR
ever seen.
FRANCIS
play soccer.
JUMPER
I played soccer.
FRANCIS
OPENING CREDITS
5
ACT ONE
KIMBERLY
STEPHANIE
KIMBERLY
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
KIMBERLY
Dad, I wasn’t --
FRANCIS
KIMBERLY
Dad --
FRANCIS
Go!
STEPHANIE
a heavier coat.
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
Look at my face?
FRANCIS
stuff.”
STEPHANIE
seventeen.
FRANCIS
Falco’s basement?
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
Ancient?
STEPHANIE
No. I feel --
HEATHER
Wrinkled.
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
Geezer?
STEPHANIE
You’re a bitch.
HEATHER SMILES.
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
Heather. Beer?
HEATHER
No, thanks.
FRANCIS
That’s a first.
9
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
I know that.
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
KIMBERLY (O.S.)
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE RE-ENTERS.
STEPHANIE
water heater.
RESET TO:
10
FRANCIS ENTERS FROM THE KITCHEN AND FINDS HIS BROTHER, TOMMY,
(DRESSED IN JEANS AND A FLANNEL) SITTING ON THE COUCH PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS SON, JACK.
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
TOMMY
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
anyway?
(MORE)
11
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
for tonight.
TOMMY
FRANCIS
You’re not.
TOMMY
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
You counted?
12
TOMMY
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
HEATHER
FRANCIS
TOMMY
HEATHER
FRANCIS
in front of my son?
13
JACK
is, Dad.
FRANCIS
JANICE (O.S.)
FRANCIS
JANICE
HEATHER
learn to be so hurtful?
JANICE
HEATHER
BOYS
HEATHER
Dustin Trombly?
BOYS
HEATHER
Steve Wetter?
BOYS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
TOMMY
HEATHER
off my skirt.
FRANCIS
TOMMY
JANICE
HEATHER
TOMMY
(Coughing) Lesbian!
JANICE
(MORE)
16
JANICE (CONT'D)
TOMMY
JANICE
JANICE EXITS.
FRANCIS
CUT TO:
FRANCIS
CUPCAKE
FRANCIS
PETER
CUPCAKE
it very annoying.
PETER
eight thousand --
PETER (CONT’D)
CUPCAKE
FRANCIS
PETER
this month.
18
CUPCAKE
PETER
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
PETER
FRANCIS
of his Subaru.
PETER
safety?
FRANCIS
(MORE)
20
FRANCIS (CONT'D)
different.
PETER
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
Cupcake!
CUPCAKE
It’d be my pleasure.
CUT TO:
21
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
Which was?
TOMMY
STEPHANIE
HEATHER LOOKS AT THE FOOD AND COVERS HER MOUTH. SHE WRETCHES
AND HEADS TO THE BATHROOM. THEY WATCH HER RUN OFF.
22
STEPHANIE (CONT’D)
TOMMY
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
she’s...?
TOMMY
chunky.
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
HEATHER ENTERS.
HEATHER
I am pregnant.
TOMMY
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
menu --
TOMMY
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
(Angry) Normal?!
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
TOMMY
HEATHER
FRANCIS
Excuse me?!
HEATHER
FRANCIS
(MORE)
25
FRANCIS (CONT'D)
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
JUST THEN JANICE ENTERS FROM THE FRONT DOOR. THEY ALL TURN.
SHE TAKES IN THE AWKWARD SILENCE IN THE ROOM.
JANICE
HEATHER
JANICE
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
does it.
TOMMY
first?
ACT TWO
FRANCIS
TOMMY
money.
FRANCIS
bastard?
TOMMY
FRANCIS
last Thanksgiving.
TOMMY
these fools.
PETER APPROACHES.
PETER
(MORE)
28
PETER (CONT'D)
FRANCIS
PETER
You’re not?
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
PETER
TOMMY
PETER
FRANCIS
of exciting.
PETER
FRANCIS
going to do it!
PETER
conforming to tradition.
FRANCIS
PETER IS AGHAST.
30
TOMMY
Bit of a stretch.
FRANCIS
TOMMY
FRANCIS
PETER
FRANCIS
CUT TO:
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
STEPHANIE SIGHS.
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
to my head.
32
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
What’s this?
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
affection.
HEATHER
STEPHANIE
He doesn’t interfere.
HEATHER
FRANCIS
FRANCIS AND TOMMY GIVE HIM A LOOK: “GO AHEAD.” GREG SWALLOWS
HARD, GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEE AND PULLS OUT A RING BOX.
GREG
STEPHANIE
HEATHER
GREG
HEATHER
FRANCIS
TOMMY
He’s a gentleman.
HEATHER
TOMMY
He admitted it.
FRANCIS
GREG
I don’t know.
34
FRANCIS
GREG
HEATHER
TOMMY
GREG
I want to go home.
FRANCIS
a good guy!
HEATHER
sorry, Greg.
GREG
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
Well, I disagree!
FRANCIS
FRANCIS GOES TO THE FRONT DOOR AND OPENS IT. HE USHERS IN TWO
STREET HOOKERS AND A CLEARLY HOMELESS DRUG ADDICT.
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
have in common?
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
living?
CANDI
FRANCIS
JERRY
FRANCIS
KANDI
HEATHER SMILES.
FRANCIS
KANDI
wanted to be my Daddy.
SHE RUNS HER FINGER DOWN FRANCIS’ CHEST. HE PUSHES HER AWAY.
FRANCIS
making!
HEATHER
JANICE ENTERS.
37
JANICE
JANICE (CONT’D)
HEATHER
something. I’m --
FRANCIS
Engaged to Greg!
JANICE
That’s wonderful!
JANICE (CONT’D)
HEATHER
fertility clinic.
38
A BOMB IS DROPPED.
TOMMY
STEPHANIE
JANICE
FRANCIS
HEATHER
TOMMY
HEATHER
FRANCIS
(MORE)
39
FRANCIS (CONT'D)
they’re forty --
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
STEPHANIE
Decrepid?
FRANCIS
Honey, hold on --
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
JANICE
HEATHER
SHE GRABS HER STUFF AND EXITS. JANICE GRABS HER ROSARY BEADS
AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR.
JANICE
TOMMY
JERRY
else is.
FRANCIS SIGHS.
ACT THREE
PETER
PETER (CONT’D)
FRANCIS
instructor is an asshole.”
PETER
TOMMY
FRANCIS
TOMMY
TOMMY (CONT’D)
to worry about.
FRANCIS
TOMMY
TOMMY (CONT’D)
Fine. To go!
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
Birthday.
STEPHANIE
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
FRATGUY
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
SHE SMILES.
STEPHANIE
sister.
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE
of these days.
FRANCIS
STEPHANIE
Jesus, Francis.
FRANCIS
(MORE)
45
FRANCIS (CONT'D)
deal with?
JANICE ENTERS.
JANICE
Francis!
FRANCIS
JANICE
JANICE (CONT’D)
FRANCIS
JANICE
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
JANICE
TOMMY
FRANCIS
does anything.
TOMMY
FRANCIS
Greg is!
STEPHANIE
STEPHANIE (CONT’D)
SHE PRESSES PLAY AND THE ROOM GOES SILENT. FRANCIS, TOMMY AND
JANICE STARE UP AT HEATHER’S SONOGRAM DVD PLAYING ON THE TV.
JANICE
Is that Heather’s?
STEPHANIE
THEY ALL WATCH FOR A BEAT. THEY SMILE, MOVED BY THE IMAGE.
JANICE
He’s beautiful.
FRANCIS
TOMMY
AFTER A BEAT THEY HEAR CRYING. THEY ALL TURN TO SEE PETER
BESIDE THEM WIPING TEARS AS HE WATCHES THE SCREEN.
48
PETER
STEPHANIE
CUT TO:
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
HEATHER
(MORE)
49
HEATHER (CONT'D)
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
duty to --
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
mother.
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
fashioned.
HEATHER
FRANCIS
Me.
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
I love you.
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
HE HUGS HER.
TAG
STEPHANIE
forty.
FRANCIS
old.
STEPHANIE SMILES.
STEPHANIE
tonight.
FRANCIS
Why not?
STEPHANIE
decrepid comment?
TOMMY
TOMMY (CONT’D)
HEATHER
JANICE
JANICE (CONT’D)
SHE TAKES HEATHER’S PLATE AND WALKS OFF. HEATHER ROLLS HER
EYES AS FRANCIS APPROACHES.
FRANCIS
HEATHER
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
HEATHER
Francis!
FRANCIS
FRANCIS (CONT’D)
HEATHER
Deal.
PETER
HEATHER
Never.
FADE TO BLACK.
END OF SHOW