I like to sing, I like to dance

When I have Martians in my pants

Help me, help me, if you dare,

Martians stole my underwear!

I expect they'll soon return it

What else could they do but burn it?

 All my neighbors think I’m rather odd

Since I told them ‘bout life on the moon;

Since the Martians came down to get out of the town

It’s suburbian life on the moon!

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Whatever happened to extraterrestrials?

I thought they used to be just about everywhere——

Out in the parking lot, behind the coffee pot;

Back in the laundryroom, behind the mop and broom;

Under my sister’s bed, making her face turn red;

Whatever happened to extraterrestrials?