a long, long time ago, in a kingdom far away. the people were under an a attack.

And I thought my party could, go jump in and do some good. and get all of the captive serfs
back
their response it didn’t thrill us, they made an ambush and tried to kill us.
we escaped from that trap. and killed the big orc named Gozsnap.
We took a long road from the scene to track the boss man of this scheme.

We all wound up near mount serene. That’s where, we found, this toy.

Oh my my this here magical Sai, saw the gleam through the steam that covered our eyes.

And those bandit boys all surrendered and cried.

“don’t let this be the day that I die. don’t let this be the day that I die.” (could use work)

And did you know that this magic sai could even turn the day to night.

And it was handy in a fight.

And you’d see me hitting on the queen. Get a plus 5 and rolled 13.

Yea im, Prolly gonna, sleep with her somedaaayyy.

And I know we killed that evil mage

and I know we stopped that war he waged

and we were broke its true.

Until we killed a dragon or 2.

We had a murderhobo in our team

And he just killed for fun it seemed

I guess it kinda was his theme

But man we killed that guy.

And we were
Oh my my this here magical sai, saw the gleam through the steam that covered our eyes.

And those bandit boys all surrendered and cried.

“don’t let this be the day I die. don’t let this be the day I die.” (could use work)

Now we finally got to the final stage

Taking directions from a sage

And we thought “how hard could the bad guy be?”

So we went inside and we shined a light

But the final boss was nowhere in sight

But he might still be somewhere nearrrr.

And we listened with an anxious ear

Because this guy was the king of fear