Guten tag, tapfere männer aus Deutschland, I am addressing you
today to express my great joy in our tremendous victory. I, Commander Snitchzel Wisenhower, am very with our profound victory over the cowardly and feeble allied forces; who managed to make a narrow escape. However, our mission isn't over yet we shall march and take control of Paris from Dunkirk; this will be a step in the right direction for Germany's future. But for now, all of you should rest and celebrate this day. The 4th June 1940 will be remembered forever as the greatest battle ever fought by Germany. Gute arbeit, soldaten!