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[Verse 2]
Billions laughed and no one cried
The day the politicians died
Celebrations spread worldwide
The day the politicians died
We've risen from the mud
We're different from the beasts
We've got the taste for blood
So let's eat all the priests
[Verse 3]
Billions laughed and no one cried
The day the politicians died
Celebrations spread worldwide
The day the politicians died
It's all one big party now
'Cause all the politicians died
In a castle down a dirt road
Where the lighting flowed
We were thinking up ways to make things explode
In a castle down a dirt road
Certain technicals prevented us from leaving there
Such that what our parents thought was rendered moot
Our new set of problems centered on conceiving there
Ah, but worse was how to find the offspring cute
Bathroom Quickie
Pick me
Up let's have a bathroom quickie
Give me an enormous hickey
Like a tattoo
Ricky
God, I want a bathroom quickie
I want you to get me sticky
And I you
My Stupid Boyfriend
My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map
My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room
My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom
T'was love
T'was love
Love gone wrong
[?]
And found a trick
Let me cook
And eat your dick
Mad love
Love gone wrong
Mad love
Mad love
Love gone wrong
I don't have to make these up
It runneth over
Doth the cup
Of love
Love gone wrong
Of love
Of love
Love gone wrong
So you'd think
With all I know
It wouldn't fall
On me like snow
Our love
Love gone wrong
Our love
Our love
Gone so wrong
Favorite Bar
[Verse 1]
Do you have a favorite bar?
We can play pool with strangers
Maybe wear some lipstick and not be in danger
Of getting beat up in the men's room
[Verse 2]
Do you have a favorite bar?
The bartender's German
He only understands the names of liquors in the German language
Doesn't watch the TV 'cause it's over his head
But he was in the Olympics
You can ask him
[Verse 3]
Do you have a favorite bar?
Where you can drink yourself under the table
And they know you're there
So they won't lock you in
They don't take all your money
When you're completely insensible
They leave you your dignity
You can play The 5th Dimension on the jukebox
[Verse 2]
If we do it quietly, no
One need fire a gun
Kill a man a week, it will
Be fun, fun, fun!
[Verse 3]
If we pull together, each
Of us need kill but one
Kill a man a week, and
Then we're done
Kraftwerk in a Blackout
[Outro]
Will we ever dance again? (Ever dance again)
Will we ever dance again? (Ever dance again)
Will we ever dance again? (Ever dance again)
Will we ever dance again? (Ever dance again)
[Verse 2]
When she plays the toy piano
With her arabesques and trills
She’s a wonder, we all love her
But it doesn’t pay the bills
[Verse 3]
She should sell that toy piano
Move to town, and get a job
Buy a studio apartment
Settle down and marry Bob
[Verse 4]
When one plays the toy piano
It drowns out the slithering time
But it’s oozing up the stairs now
And she hasn’t got a dime
[Verse 5]
When she plays the toy piano
She is ransoming her youth
Like a ketamine addict
In an isolation booth
[Verse 6]
When she plays the toy piano
When she makes her so-called art
She defiles her papa’s tombstone
She is breaking mama’s heart
[Outro]
She is breaking, breaking, breaking mama’s heart
She is breaking, breaking, breaking mama’s heart
She is breaking, breaking, breaking mama’s heart
She is breaking, breaking, breaking mama’s heart
[Verse 2]
I'm goin' out with Jesus
He's the greatest guy I know
He gives me strength to change my life
He's so much better than Joe
[Verse 3]
When I'm alone with Jesus
He knows just how I feel
I've never had a lover so good
He's never been a real
[Outro]
I've got a date with Jesus
Love never felt so right
He's a thirty-somethin' single man
And I'm on fire tonight
He's a thirty-somethin' single man
And I'm on fire tonight
[Chorus]
Come, life, Shaker life!
Come, life eternal!
Shake shake out of me
All that is carnal
I'll take nimble steps
I'll be a David
I'll show Michael twice
How he behaved
Come, life, Shaker life!
Come, life eternal!
Shake shake out of me
All that is carnal
[Verse 2]
When they're sure the men are gone
The women sing their favorite song
Our sound spins us around
There is no braying
Voices long ago drowned
Now sound again
[Chorus]
Come, life, Shaker life!
Come, life eternal!
Shake shake out of me
All that is carnal
I'll take nimble steps
I'll be a David
I'll show Michael twice
How he behav-ed
Come, life, Shaker life!
Come, life eternal!
Shake shake out of me
All that is carnal
(I Want to Join A) Biker Gang
Chorus]
I want to join a biker gang (A biker gang)
I want to be in a gangbang (In a gangbang)
I like my empty life but dang (Life but dang)
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
[Verse]
I'll get to kiss my chum, and my chum will be deaf and dumb (And my
chum will be deaf and dumb)
With a big hairy beard, while there's a wolves where, he was reared
(While there's a wolves where, he was reared)
And we could both be rivers, runnin' into what we'll feel (Both rivers
runnin' into what we'll feel)
These guys are zoomin' glue and maybe my chum will be healed (And
maybe my chum will be healed)
So let my wife and children hang (Children hang)
I will be known henceforth as fang (Henceforth as fang)
Now let the gates of Hell go clang (Hell go clang)
I'd love to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
You make it all look fun, like it was good to be someone (Like it was
good to be someone)
You do it with finesse, like everythin' was not a mess (Like everything
was not a mess)
You do it with a gnash behind your ridin' free-moustache (Behind your
riding free-moustache)
You do it with a smile, like it was goin' out of style (Like it was goin' out
of style)
[Chorus]
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
I want to be in a gangbang (A gangbang)
I like my empty life but dang (Life but dang)
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
[Verse 2]
I was blotto at the wedding
For all I know, I was forced
There were bloodstains on the bedding
Let's get drunk again and get divorced
[Verse 3]
Was there vodka in the blinis
Was it cognac in my borscht?
While I'm still cute in bikinis
Let's get drunk again and get divorced
[Chorus]
She works hard at the Busy Bee
Making the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
I can't believe she's gonna marry me
She makes the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
[Verse 2]
She's old
So I'm told
She wears an apron like a queen
She's short
No import
I'm sure most people think she's pretty mean
[Chorus]
She works hard at the Busy Bee
Making the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
I can't believe she's gonna marry me
She makes the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
[Bridge]
Don't call her a waitress
She says she's a barista
I love her sense of humor
I'll marry her on Easter
[Chorus]
She works hard at the Busy Bee
Making the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
I can't believe she's gonna marry me
She makes the best cup of coffee in Tennessee
When the Brat Upstairs Got a Drum Kit
When the brat upstairs got a drum kit
She played her li'l heart out
Each bash and crash, each thwack and thump
Was free of doom or doubt
[Chorus]
Oh, what a price you pay
When you go dancing today
Oh, what a price you pay
For your dancing
[Verse 2]
Lulubelle “made the scene”
I think you know what I mean
Lulubelle drank caffeine
And read novels
She wore make-up and learned to drive
And went around in pants
She got a job, and spoke to men
Corrupted by the dance
[Chorus]
Oh, what a price you pay
When you go dancing today
Oh, what a price you pay
For your dancing
[Bridge]
She ate whatever she felt like
Without a hint of shame
She cut her hair! She burns in Hell
Her dancing was to blame
[Chorus]
Oh, what a price you pay
When you go dancing today
Oh, what a price you pay
For your dancing
Oh, what a price you pay
When you go dancing today
Oh, what a price you pay
For your dancing
[Verse 2]
I wish I could dig like the moles
And have fur to survive at the poles
I wish I had cash
And a dashing mustache
Then I could accomplish my goals
Evil Rhythm
[Verse 1]
Down in New Orleans there is a new thing
A person they have learned to call Queenie King
Woah-oh, woah-oh
There seems to be a problem when her hips swing
[Chorus]
She does whatever she wants with 'em
She's got evil rhythm
It's the hip new hypnotithm
She's got evil rhythm
Mmm-mmm
[Verse 2]
The banks are going under all over
Because of all the money bankers throw her
Woah-oh, woah-oh
They think that's gonna stop her they don't know her
[Chorus]
She does whatever she wants with 'em
She's got evil rhythm
It's even worse than communithm
She's got evil rhythm
Evil, evil
[Outro]
Evil rhythm
Evil, evil
Evil rhythm
Evil, evil
Evil rhythm
[Verse 2]
She says hello
At least I think so
We both had too much to drink, so
Anyway, she says hello
Let's just say she says hello
[Chorus]
Just watch her twitch and twirl
The little robot girl
Just watch her wheel and whirl
The little robot girl
[Verse 2]
Her choreography
Is second to none
The sun's her battery
Through every aeon
She'll dance for all eternity
But she will never notice me
So I
[Chorus]
Just watch her twitch and twirl
The little robot girl
Just watch her wheel and whirl
The little robot girl
[Chorus]
Just watch her twitch and twirl
The little robot girl
Just watch her wheel and whirl
The little robot gir