Disclaimer:

Kimani: We're backkkk *says in a creepy child's voice*

Me: Kimani stop it
Kimani: ok sorry
Me: ok this is another one shot-
Emmett: *walks up licking an ice cream cone*
Me and Kimani: What the hell?!
Emmett: what this is chocolate mint
Me and Kimani: *stare*
Paul: *walks by and stops seeing emmett eating ice cream* emmett??
Emmett: yea *turns around facing paul*
Paul: Why are you eating ice cream?? Preferrably chocolate mint?
Emmett: i dont know...now explain the damn story and do the disclaimer thingy th
ier waiting
Paul: it seems they wont respond soo....this is a one-shot funny and such...plus
she doesnt own Twilight or we guys would be tied up somewhere in her room
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Emily's house
"hey sis" Sam said as he passed emily in the kitchen washing the dishes "hey sam
, where are the other wolves?" emily asked as sam gave bella a breif kiss "they'
re coming, paul decided to wrestle with embry before coming here" he said, emily
nodded then proceeded to the bathroom with the cleaners just as the other boys
came filing in the door "hey emily" they said, emily said a faint 'hey'from wher
e she was in the bathroom cleaning it,everyone fooled around then seddled down a
nd started watching movies.
3 hrs later
Paul was the first to say something "im hungry" he commented,the rest of
the boys mumured thier agreement emily got up and sighed tiredly then headed fo
r the kitchen, bella shook her head and glared at sam who was too busy watching
the Unborn to notice her glare, he finally turned his head to look at her "what?
" he said innocently "you know what" they could hear pots and pans banging softl
y on the stove "no i dont" she stood up and walked to the door of the kitchen "e
mily stop what youre doing and come out here" emily puts the bag of noodles down
and walked into the living room where all the wolf boys was looking at bella li
ke she was crazy "baby what are you doing? whats wrong?" sam asked "you guys are
soo selfish, you feel that when your hungry you yell it out and emily is suppos
e to jump up all the time and make it for you guys all the time? hell no get you
r butts in there and cook for yourselves now" she demanded they all sat there lo
oking at her "now or i swear to davy jones sam you would not get none for a week
" bella threatened, with that sam jumped up and ordered the boys to hurry up. "E
mily go lay down and sleep dont make me get you too" bella softly warned, emily
smiled and disappered into the bedroom, bella went into the kitchen where the bo
ys were looking helpless "i dont see anyone cooking anything" she said with a sm
ile on her lips, paul looked at her like she was crazy? "cook? thats like asking
a blonde to answer 2+2" he said, "you would know paul" quil mumbled "shut up" s
am looked at bella and she pointed to the pot then at the sink, he put water in
the pot then placed it on the stove "now turn the dial to 4" he did as she asked
"now jacob get the biscuts out of the refrigerator and do the rest" she sat in
the chair and leaned back watching the boys work. All in all the boys did good,
the noodles got slightly burned but good enough to eat, the fried chicken actual
ly made it without getting burnt and now they were waiting for the biscuts to fi
nish "how long are they going to take?!" quil yelled which got a glare from bell
a "sorry" he mumbled, there was ticking from the clock and drumming of sam's fin
gers till bella put her hand on top of his "sorry" he said quietly. A few more m
inuets passed and there was a tiny ding! "finally" paul sighed as he stepped up
to the stove and pulled the door open and looked inside then before anyone could
 stop him he reached inside and took out the pan with his bare hand! he barely h
eld it for a few seconds then flung it across the room and hopped up and down ho
lding his hand "DAMN THAT HURT, YOU STUPID MOTHER F*******, C*** SUCKING BASTARD
!!! OWWWWWW" everyone busted out laughing while emily flew in the kitchen "what
what happened?!" she yelled looking at paul hopping up and down while everyone l
aughing thier butts off "p-paul h-had the p-pan of b-buiscuts after g-getting th
em out the stove w-with his b-bare hand!!" Quil contiued laughing while emily lo
oked at the buiscuts scattered on the floor "silly boys" they all sat down and a
te.
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Kimani: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that was funny
Me:i know paul is sooo stupid
Paul: *holds burning hand* that isnt funny
Me and Kimani:HAHAHAHHAHA yes it is
Paul: *huffs* Read and Review *storms away*