Oh that's the story of a fat, young man

30 years old but his body's bad

he wastes his money drinkin' with his mates
he goes to the bar evey night and day
he wants to get always drunk.. he smokes cigs and have lot fun!!

and now i told you what he did last night

his friends told him:”come with us man!!”
they drunk red bottles from 11 a.m.
And every bottle get them out of head
red on red on red on red..and they become almost 43

RIT: Oh my Dude, you're the Swollen man

oh my friend, you really love the Red
but don't forget that you are getting drunk
and you won't be at home with your car

After that night he lied in his bed

he felt more strange than the other days
he tried to move up one of his hand
with no chance to wake up no one of them

His head was full of thoughts and fear

He started thinking at the morning near
“what d'i say to my mother now?
Don't even know if i'll be in town!!”