You're midway through your shift on a Thursday night at Min Woo's Snacker, a Chinese

restaurant located in downtown Berlin, Germany. It's a quiet night, and there isn't much to do,
really. The only customer is Scatty Satty, who is enjoying a single prawn cracker and crying
whenever someone asks if she always wears black. But OH NO! You've forgotten that
yesterday was MasHaargenNacht, the night the Devil is abroad. Today, the Devil has returned
from his trip abroad and is JETLAGGED!, so he has popped into his local Chinese restaurant
because he doesn't want to cook.

Halfway through his meal, he gets stroppy about the dumplings and throws some sweet and
sour sauce all over your uniform. Mad Maizy, the owner of the restaurant, is not going to like
that! You run to the kitchen and take off your shirt and apron with the help of Tiny Tabatha, the
kitchen maid. But while this is happening, your hormones overwhelm you, and you find yourself
snogging Tiny Tabatha and nuzzling her breasts. The foreplay is going well... until Tiny
Tabatha's 10-year-old son comes into the kitchen without knocking! You need to don some
clothes, quick! But in this alternative universe, you are also a fashion icon who needs to
maintain her image. So…

Design and create an edible outfit with things from the kitchen. Your outfit must be at
least 50% edible. After you have modelled your outfit, it will be analyzed by Scatty Satty
or Juicy Julie and given a mark out of 100 for fashion.

You have 10 minutes to design your outfit. Alex will retrieve items from the supermarket
for you. You then have 40 minutes to create your outfit. Your time starts now.
It's Sunday evening. You are feeling tired and sad, and you're looking forward to getting home
and enjoying a soft biscuit and a hard cup of tea. You just need to finish the grocery shopping,
but Oh My God! You suddenly bump into Saucy Sue, an old friend from Nobbington's Academy
for Fine Young Smegs! What's she doing in Japan? Living the high life as Chief Executive of the
most successful company in Tokyo, apparently. 24/7 meetings, orgies, and globetrotting. In fact,
she's so busy, she can't even take time off to show her friend Ezra around the sights. Would you
mind doing it for her? Well, you remember your days at Nobbington together with such fondness
that you agree.

Get a picture with Ezra in as many as possible of the Top 10 Tokyo Sightseeing Spots.
You have one week. You must not damage Ezra.
Good news! Your tax bill has arrived and it is simply GINORMOUS! Shinjuku city hall has
demanded 12 yen. That's more than you make in six months at your local whelk-flinging gig at
Tap Dance Today. What an outrage! To avoid this in future, you decide to start your own
country on an island off the coast of Japan. Everything is going swimmingly. The citizens all
worship you and they communicate by dancing. But there is a problem. You're trying to
establish a trade relationship with Britain because they have a lot of pies, and you like pies very
much. Unfortunately, your new trade minister doesn't know what Brexit is. And he only
communicates in your new language of dance. So…

Explain Brexit through the medium of dance. You have 40 minutes to develop and
practice your dance. You may not speak during the dance. You will be graded on how
well you communicate Brexit to Alex.