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Character note: NIKKI is a 80 year-old-woman. We’re now 22 years on from Saturday’s podcast.
Format note: This is a fictional podcast and the following text is all performed as an audio piece.
Script
NIKKI is in her kitchen. The door is open. As NIKKI speaks, we can hear some of the sounds of the
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And. Today, today there’s just the one. The one email. Again.
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Hello.
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I’m sitting, Ella. Resting. Inside. The sun’s out. It’s a nice day out there.
I’ve got. Yep. Yes. It’s my turn to cook so I’ve made soup. Tom Yum. A version of.
The other girls are in the garden. Your mum too. And Deliah.
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I’m drinking enough water. There are leaves in the water tank. But we—all the girls
here, we love the taste. It tastes good, it tastes like the earth.
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But there’s this filter—the filter thingy thingy. All the buttons, the settings. Poppy
bought it for me—dropped it off this morning. She said. She said Deliah doesn’t like
the clay taste of the water here. But. No. I know she does. Granny knows.
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Yes.
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I take. I stop. I sit a lot. I have. There are many. I say thank you. Thank you bed. Thank
you cup. Blah blah. Little things. But. That’s good. That’s ok.
This is a nice house to be in, to grow old in. I’m. And Deliah likes the yard.
Of course. I bitch. I do. We all do. This morning, just this morning. Someone in the
bathroom. Just. A mess. One of the other girls. Maybe I was. Your mum said I was
terse.
I bitch.
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NIKKI: Have you. You listened to my old podcasts again, Ella? ‘First we say thanks, then we
bitch’.
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NIKKI: I was listening. Actually. To myself. Going through it again. The podcasts. Dipped in.
Dipping. From the start, skipped a few years. Then went back. The ones at the start. I
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This is—this soup I’m making today. Like the Tom Yum I used to. An homage. A version
of. The weeds out there actually. Actually they’re acidic. Gives the soup the sourness.
Out there. Deliah’s filled a basket. Your mum’s got. An umbrella out, for shade.
One day, Ella. There’s always a spare seat at the table. Come for soup.
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[Reading.] Nikki. Do you think she’s a narcissist?
No.
No.
[Reading.] Nikki. Why did you forgive her for ruining your life?
I.
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NIKKI: [Reading.] Nikki. Does anyone listen to this podcast? Is it just me?
I’m ok.
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NIKKI: Ella.
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She’s dreaming of you so much.
The day you left. It re-plays. Again and again. We’ll talk about it. Until. Until. It’s like I
was in that house. Your house in Italy. Like I was in that house when you walked out.
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NIKKI: [Reading.] Nikki. I’m stopping. I’ve loved writing these emails. Listening to you answer. I
know she’s listening in when you record. Maybe I like that. Of course I like that.
There’s a desert I want to walk through, and a forest to walk through, and a creek to
walk through. This past year I’ve stayed in a city but I think I have to keep going.
Because I still doubt myself, I doubt the direction I took, I doubt everything, I hate
everything, I feel too many things, I feel stuck yet too free and too loose.
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Soon, maybe, I’m not sure, I’ll come back to her. If she’s with you, there, I’ll know where
to find her.
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NIKKI: Ella. Can I tell you one more thing about her?
Because you never—you didn’t ask. And if you’ve been listening to the podcasts, from
the start. Maybe. You could. You might have the wrong idea.
I met her—I met your mum under a tree. Her share-house, like this one we live in,
really. With a big oak in the backyard—can you imagine that? Big trees? Ancient,
broad. Branches big. All the leaves—it was winter. The leaves on the ground. Piling up.
Your mum’s stove was fucked so I couldn’t—I had to improvise. I’d seen the bbq out
the back. I went to turn it on. But then. And then, I bent down, I looked. I looked into
the cavities of the bbq. I saw a baby bird, in a nest. Your mum came out. She helped.
We put the bird, its nest—where did we? We went on the internet, across forums, rang
numbers, talked to a bunch of people, bird people. Someone, the right person. They
came and took the bird away. Your mum and I, we both were crying. The soup wasn’t
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NIKKI: [Reading.] Nikki, please keep up these podcasts.
Ella
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NIKKI: Bye.
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NIKKI: Broth: water, salt, pepper. Onions, if you can find them. Leeks would be nice. The
Shit that goes in it: sautéed weeds, big big handful of them, dandelion roots.
NIKKI: [Calling out.] Deliah. Rosa. Come in for soup. Bring the weeds.
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The thrum increases in volume and then stops.
End.
‘Sunday—Weeds’
With support from Australia Council, Melbourne Fringe Festival and Vitalstatistix
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