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Okay Shah Rukh

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Three things that

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people believe to be

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true about movie stars

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but they are not true at all

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A Koffee with Karan question

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Yes, quite Koffee with Karan

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When I wake up

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I wake up as ugly as all of you guys

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I mean, really

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What they show about the mornings

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Sunlight

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I hate it

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That's the one impression they give

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after love making

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After love making


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what they show in movies is a

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is a disgusting lie

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It should be banned

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I just want to point out that

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we have made love

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Like yeah...

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You don't have to say it like

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you're telling us a theoretical concept

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We have made love

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I...

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Yeah...

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Surprisingly

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We have, no, I'm just saying

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Good...

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Good for you, man!

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I know!
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And it feels

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their mouth smells good

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Yeah

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You know?

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Because they get up

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When they start

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eating each other's mouth again

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Yeah...

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and they're all good about it

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It doesn't smell like chicken tikka

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It's horrible

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The second thing is people believe

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that we make

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loads and loads of money

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and we are

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corrupted
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The money has gone to your head

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The assumption is rich person

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movie star

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are all jerks

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Yeah

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A cheating douche

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I'll just tell you

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There was an article of me in a train

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So we were all sitting in the train

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By goodness of everybody

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they gave me

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Two of the seats on the birth

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70 hour

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train journey

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So at one point in time

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your legs were on the seat


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I read this

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I'm sitting

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I won't tell you

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I sit in my house like this

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My sofa

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My shoe

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I can do what I want

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And yeah

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I am very ill mannered

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I am very ill mannered

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How is this ill mannered?

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How is this ill mannered?

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I cleaned it after that

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And it's just a leather seat

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It's not even leather, I think

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Rexine
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It's rexine

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and for a moment you know

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they were all taking pictures so

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Also there were pictures being taken

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I'm not justifying

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Even without the pictures

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I can sit like this

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It's my birth

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right...

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Good pun -Birthright

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Good one, sir

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You're a poet, you didn't even know it

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Wedding show will be fun

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I'm sitting like this

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and they say

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They are all ill mannered


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these stars

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What sort of arrogance is this?

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I mean

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Are you guys...

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You understand this?

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Yeah yeah!

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You've sat on a chair like this sometimes

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Yeah yeah

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Very...

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I mean, yeah...

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It's another thing we have done

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just like making love

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Just another thing we've actually done

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You're making it really big in life

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You're a star

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Yeah yeah
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Evil and corrupt

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So people just assume

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that movie stars

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are arrogant

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Guarantee

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One day, I just want to

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and I'll say this

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Amit ji taught me one thing

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A good lesson

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We were sitting backstage

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Just like that

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Amit ji, normally doesn't talk

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You know he's quite a

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quiet, reserved

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Yeah like

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He prefers to sit quietly


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while backstage

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So two things he taught me that night

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Which I have remembered all my life

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and I would say it to everyone

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because we guys are going to go on stage

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Correct, yes!

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One day together, you do live shows

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I asked him, I said Amit ji

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What is the thought

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and everybody asked him this

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and I would tell you what is my thought

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before going on stage

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My thought about

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15-20 seconds

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I am one with God

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and I'll be honest


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This sounds very

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serious

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but I go very spiritual

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just before going live

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And I said 10 seconds

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I need 10 seconds

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and I go

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and then

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I love you...

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starts and all

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Par I need that 10 seconds

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I asked Amit ji

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There was no conversation happening

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Amit ji, always quiet and...

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I just want to

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make some conversation


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because it was one of those shows

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When are we supposed to go?

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Like that

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So us?

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Your turn will come

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Don't worry

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So both of us were sitting

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and we can't leave that place

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I asked Amit ji

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Amit ji, what is the last thought?

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Before you

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enter stage

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What is in your head?

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What is in your heart?

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How do you feel?

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Because he's amazing on stage


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and everywhere

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What is the last thing I do

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before I

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go on stage?

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I check my zippers

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And that's my

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biggest biggest

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and I would tell all actors

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live stage

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You have to do this

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I still do it like

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Before going on stage

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This

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That's the last thought I really have

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after the spiritual

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experience that I do this


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And the second thing

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he told me is

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suddenly while talking

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He said you know now that you've become a big star

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Whatever you do

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You'll always be in the wrong

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So the first thing to do

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whenever you make a mistake

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Apologize immediately

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I was young and I was...

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But Amit ji, what if it's not my fault?

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That's what I am saying

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Apologize

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And wherever you go

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Bow and talk

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If somebody
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misbehaves with you

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punches you

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and if you punch him back

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Do you know what will happen?

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I said what?

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You were drunk

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Yeah!

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But I wasn't drunk

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No, you were

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Money has reached your head

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You

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are an illegal sort of person

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Correct

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You're corrupt

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I got so scared

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I didn't want to be a star


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I was like really?

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All this will happen to me?

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So what can I do?

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Nothing

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And then he just went quiet

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and sat down

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Then somebody called us

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then I, he was so

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I was so scared to go on stage

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and say I love you

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What's the point?

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So genuinely

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and I'm not being a victim here

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It's great to be a star

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and it's great to be arrogant

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You know the whole idea of


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being a star is to

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have some kind of

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freedom to do something

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And nobody's corrupt

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and bad

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just because you got money

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It's like anyone earning money

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will be happy with the money

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And yeah if you get

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If you get rich

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you want to buy a big car

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But...

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Look at him

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Big long cars

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That's what he rides

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Sorry?
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It's a big car

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I've always

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dreamed of buying this car

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I got the money

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I've paid for it

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and it's not even on

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easy installments

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I paid

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full money

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This story reminds me of

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what happened with Dipa Karmakar

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after the

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after she

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Produnova, yeah

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After she did the Produnova

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BMW said
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Sponsors

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BMW gave her a car

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and she's like

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I'm sorry

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There is no service center

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in the north east

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What do I do?

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She gave it back, yeah

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So they gave it back

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BMW gave her a

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cash amount

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Then she bought a

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Hyundai Elantra

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Cause she said

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Which is a good choice

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Hats off
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I think somewhere

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the brand manager jizzed

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Kudos to her

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That's why mentally I

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was like oh yeah

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Brand endorsements also stick

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Kudos

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You know what happened right?

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Like

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That I'll keep doing

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I have 24 brands

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Before the end of this show

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I promise to

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plug them all

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Shah Rukh

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I heard
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I saw this interview

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that you did with

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Recently you did one with Anupama

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where

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one of the first questions that

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she did was

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what are you tired of

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listening to

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And you mentioned

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one of the first things which is

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Are you choosing

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the kind of roles

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that you really like?

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Are you just sick of it?

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Or how sick

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are you
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of people saying

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do more like Chak De

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Do more like Swades

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You feel like getting up and saying

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You don't think

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You don't think I'm

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trying to do good stuff?

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What is this logic

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that you're applying

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And just to follow up

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Do more like Chak De

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Just to fuck

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You know

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I cannot

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understand

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and I fully respect


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that you cannot please

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all the people

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all the time

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Everybody's got a choice

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and I'm not expecting

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to make that universal

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film or work

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which everyone will like

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I know you'll have a little

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It's like cologne

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You know you'll have a different choice

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It's like a shirt, it's like a t-shirt

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It's like that

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But every time I do anything

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Okay first of all

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There are a couple of things like this


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that

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Now suppose I have done Raees

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It's alright?

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I have to plug Raees also

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Yeah

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Just recently

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Released on 25th January

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It's over sir

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25 January's gone

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I keep doing it

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Just in case this gets used later for something else

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So...

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I have done that film

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The first thing is

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reminded us of Don

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I'm like where?


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How?

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Which part?

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You know it is so saddening sometimes

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and

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I don't know, maybe

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I really really have a

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I have this self

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You know, I'm in that day today

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That I really want to

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sit in front of the mirror

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Am I the most pathetic

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actor in the world?

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That am I the

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Am I that boyfriend who

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is last to know

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his girlfriend is second timing him


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Am I the guy who

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does not know that

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I can't act to save my life

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Am I the same

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in every film

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Year after year

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This whole world

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You know, like that movie in

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which

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the television world was

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Truman Show

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Is everyone

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watching my films

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again and again and

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making me the biggest star

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just to fool me
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but I am not a good actor

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Am I in a part of a

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Truman Show?

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But genuinely people will tell me

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that since childhood

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they have been watching me on TV

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One day I'll open a door and I'll be out

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and I'll say what happened?

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This was a lie?

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I can't act?

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Just everyone

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Just your kids are just like

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we were a lie

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Was I just this?

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At the end of it all

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If I leave
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everyone will say

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Nah, we used to fake watching it

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You can't act

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Where?

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You know everyone at it...

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Damn good!

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Reminded me of Don yaar

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Then somebody told me

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So happy to see you

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You know

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Exactly like Darr!

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Ammi jaan (My mother)

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kkkkk....Kehti thi (used to say)

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I've not done Darr like ki

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I love you Kiran

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Don don...
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What? How is it same?

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So I don't even clarify

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Once the film released

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I just wanted to say one word

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which I was scared of

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before the release

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I didn't want to say

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It's a gangster genre

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I didn't want to use the word

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Gang-ster

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Gangster together

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So I didn't say it

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But film became

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Came out

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People liked it

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Now I have started saying it


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It's a first time

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I've done a

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Gangster genre

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and I am so happy

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This is my

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Gangs of Wasseypur

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Real actor!

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Please accept me!

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It always is

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every film, anything I'll do

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Okay, the second part is

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This is over

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Not even three days yet

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People are liking it too

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Do a love story na

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Yeah but you know


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I just did that one

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then you said don't do love stories

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Again there's a...

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Yeah but do a love story na

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takes like a one and a half year to do a

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No!

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You do a love story!

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So...

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I'm like

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you know I'm doing a film with Karan

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that's a love-

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No, not with him!

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What?

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Matlab I get so confused

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I get so confused

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that what should I do?


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Yesterday, there was a friend

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Well meaning person

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and he told me

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I asked whether he liked Raees

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Yeah, the story was bad

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I said oh...

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What did you like?

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You saved it

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So I said

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Does that mean

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I acted well?

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No but people love you a lot

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Brutal

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Wow!

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I think this officially answers

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our question of being surrounded


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by yes-men

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Yeah yeah

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I don't know what

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should I do next

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I'm for God's sake

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I'm going to be

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dwarf in the next film

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and I want everybody

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on your podcast

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If anybody ever

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comes to me

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and tells me

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anything like ki

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Yeah, reminded of Chak De

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The small girl

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I'll kill them


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I will kill them

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I will kill people

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I will kill them

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and then lock myself in my padded room and scream

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It's so

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stupid

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That small girl

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Yeah

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Is there a line called

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Jaa dikha de uss launde ko (Go show it to that brat!)

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It...

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But genuinely I am telling you

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it is

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sometimes it gets too much

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What should I do?

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What I should I not do?


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Try different

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or same

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Okay, if I try something off

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Doesn't work

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Then

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a barrage comes

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His stardom

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is over

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He's over

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He's done with

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He's old, he's working

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I'm the only hero

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who's wherever

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Whenever I am working with

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a young girl

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because there are only young girls working now


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I am really sorry

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I mean I can't go and

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tell them ki grow up

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So Alia comes to me

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Can I do a film?

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No!

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First grow up

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That would be kind of

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personal

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So I don't say anything

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Suddenly

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Oh he's working with

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girls half his age

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They're the ones who are working now so what can you do

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They're working so I can't

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send them back home


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or break their heart

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or tell the director

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No

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Choose by age

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Not by talent

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You can't do that

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So I have to work with

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whatever is offered to me

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Because I play a lover

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am I not supposed to age?

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Am I supposed to age?

11:40

I have kept a beard too

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I have tried everything

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So it becomes really awkward

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when people ask me

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So that's why when


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Anupama asked me

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I said these 4-5 questions

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Don't ask them

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That have you now

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decided that you're going to

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change your whole image

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No!

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This is coincidental

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It happened

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This got delayed

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I broke a knee

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VFX took too long

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and Dear Zindagi was

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meant to be that time

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All three films have come

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But I'm enjoying this


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I'm enjoying this also

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secretly somewhere

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I'm enjoying it that

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people, some people

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somewhere are thinking

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He's acting well

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He's acting well

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No!

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It's the same as Don

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Reminded me of Don you know

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So I have this big problem

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and I want to maybe

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you know the other issue what

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we started this show with

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Is that when we all

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don't take ourselves seriously


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Then people don't take you seriously

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Now the same thing I started doing with a

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a little more gap

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and like Nawaz bhai

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Yeah yeah

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Just took time

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So this happens

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I thought about it

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Deeply into

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I thought you know

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I haven't done a movie

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where I put

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Kohl in my eyes

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I...

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You know when I was doing

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Dilwale
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The one with Rohit Shetty

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The amount of

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internalization I had to do

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for

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you know, when the car

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twists

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That was difficult to do

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I...

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I got admitted into a hospital for

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3 months, it's

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tragically affected me so much

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But...

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I can't talk about it anymore

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Can we end this interview please?

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If I start doing this

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Maybe they'll take me seriously, you know


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Do seven...

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By the way, just to let you

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let me tell you

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We nearly broke the world record with that twist

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8 and a half is the biggest

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We got 7 and a half

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Not that I was in it

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I'll take the credit though

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Yes, I was in the car

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But you know when you roll a car apparently

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I didn't know but action directors know it

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The biggest

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8 and a half times

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We got 7 and a half times in that one

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You're a geek

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Yeah yeah yeah


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We saw

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We explored your library

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We saw a statue of

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Far Cry IV ka villain -Yeah

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Yeah

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Video game which

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not a lot of people...

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Let's not talk video games

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You're not coming for Far Cry either!

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Not going to happen!

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FIFA, Far Cry

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When your heart breaks

13:38

That is multiplayer

13:39

I can connect

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Give me your PlayStation...

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Give me your PlayStation id


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We'll all be in our own houses

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and can play from there itself

13:47

We won't even come to your lane

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When you look at

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When you look at wax statues

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that are made of you

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Do you just go like

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this is not me

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This is not me at all

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But you have to

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like...

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Have you

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Do you have to

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It's a thing, right

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The first time we were in LA

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We saw that
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Walk of fame, and I remember

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Both of us looked at each other

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This is it?

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When they called me for it

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it was very big

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As in, Delhi type

14:11

First time London

14:11

Maa went

14:12

We didn't even go

14:13

Those are the days when you put

14:15

notes

14:16

when they went, I don't know you

14:17

guys are too young maybe

14:18

But the first time someone

14:19

went abroad

14:20

they were
14:21

given a garland of money

14:22

Then a talisman here

14:23

would be tied

14:25

The entire family

14:26

would be at the airport viewing gallery

14:27

Yeah yeah

14:28

Up

14:29

Standing up

14:30

and we would wave

14:31

at our maa inside the plane

14:32

The plane would be far away

14:34

But that's maa! I can see her!

14:35

Yeah, she's waving too

14:35

Maa is waving from there

14:36

God knows where maa was

14:38

in some economy seat


14:39

having the same peanuts

14:40

But yet all of us

14:41

would wave

14:42

Wave at her

14:43

So maa had gone to London then

14:44

and when she came back

14:45

The first thing she said that

14:47

Go to Madame Tussaud!

14:48

It's really good

14:50

So many good things

14:51

So you were like

14:52

Madame Tussauds was

14:53

I don't know how to compare

14:54

in today's time

14:56

You know

14:57

Sunil's wax museum in Lonavla


14:59

On the way to Pune

15:01

There is a place called

15:02

Sunil's wax museum

15:03

Okay

15:04

Sunil's wax museum

15:05

The hoarding says

15:06

Why go to London?

15:08

When you can come to

15:08

Sunil's wax museum

15:09

Yes, why?

15:10

If anyone from there is watching

15:11

I believe

15:12

that should be the place

15:13

I'll go

15:14

You must immortalize yourself

15:15

That's the 25th brand


15:16

Yeah

15:17

Sunil wax

15:18

Please keep me there

15:20

But

15:21

once they made it

15:22

And they make a very big thing out of it

15:23

They do all the 3D mapping

15:24

You stand on this round thing

15:26

and you have to hold your stomach in

15:28

because

15:28

people have seen you with a six pack

15:30

and now you can tell them that

15:31

No, I don't have a six pack

15:33

Then you're thinking

15:34

My face is looking wrong right now so

15:36

You get relaxed and all


15:37

But I think

15:38

by the time they're through with it

15:40

Let me just tell you

15:41

Wax is wax

15:42

Real is real

15:42

It is very different

15:45

With the hair

15:46

I'm really happy

15:47

I'm in Grevin

15:48

which is really beautiful

15:49

The six pack comes out well

15:50

The face is also very nice

15:52

but you know

15:52

The hair is really bad

15:54

and I take hair very personally

15:55

Very very personally


15:56

I don't know if you saw Fan

15:58

That great movie in

15:58

which I acted wonderfully

15:59

and got no award for

16:01

In that

16:02

In that I go in you know

16:03

beat up the

16:04

wax thing and all

16:05

At one time

16:06

I'd asked them

16:06

and please

16:07

I think they will get very angry with me

16:08

We wanted to break it

16:10

and they don't allow

16:11

So they said no

16:13

Even
16:13

Now this act of vandalism

16:15

which is so prevalent in our country

16:16

regularly

16:18

We do to real people

16:21

Don't know who

16:22

What? I have no clue!

16:24

Hypothetically speaking

16:26

somewhere when somebody slapped

16:27

but in that they said

16:28

We won't allow

16:29

because it may

16:30

encourage someone to do it

16:31

So I said but it's me

16:32

and it's my statue

16:33

but they were very righteous

16:34

They said not even


16:35

you

16:36

and your statue

16:37

I was secretly hoping

16:38

that if I break it

16:39

they'll make a new one

16:40

because now I think

16:41

No, I'll be honest

16:41

I really really think

16:42

You know when they did that statue

16:43

I didn't know how to do the wax pose

16:45

You know

16:46

Yeah

16:46

There's a look

16:48

This is my

16:49

serious interview look

16:50

This is my
16:51

AIB

16:52

interview look

16:53

So I have looks for this

16:54

So I think I know the

16:55

The look for

16:56

making my statue

16:57

look very nice

16:58

I think that time

16:59

I also became

17:00

Yeah

17:01

Alright, most important question

17:02

Extremely serious question

17:03

Which is when you're walking

17:04

through Bandra

17:06

You know

17:06

Are you sometimes worried


17:07

that Baba Siddique

17:08

will come and hug you for no reason

17:13

Because you don't know

17:14

You cannot predict

17:15

when this will happen

17:17

I have to tell you this that

17:18

Baba Siddique is my friend

17:20

and I regularly meet him

17:21

for the hugs

17:23

Just nice hugs

17:24

Nice hugs

17:25

Don't want to be accosted

17:26

or taken by surprise

17:27

So I plan it

17:29

I plan it

17:30

on Eid
17:32

Of course

17:32

I'm always there

17:33

at nights

17:34

during Ramzan

17:36

I have

17:37

and I want to tell you

17:38

that Baba Siddique's hugs

17:40

are the best when planned

17:44

Let's do this before we go

17:45

Let's do

17:46

You're very active on twitter nowadays

17:47

Do you read your mentions at all?

17:51

I do

17:51

I'll tell you the time I am traveling

17:53

is the time I really am on twitter

17:54

I see lots of them


17:56

But there are lots of

17:57

repetitive ones

17:58

so I know

18:00

Now I recognize

18:01

It must sound strange but

18:03

if suppose genuinely

18:04

there are 22-23 million people

18:05

I do recognize most of them now

18:07

Oh!

18:07

Superfans that you keep seeing every now and then

18:09

I can just keep seeing it and I

18:10

know this ones this...

18:12

Names

18:13

I know some of them

18:14

There are some who abuse me regularly

18:16

Regularly
18:17

So now you're friends with them also

18:18

I'm friends with them

18:19

I know them also

18:20

Name all those critics

18:22

All of them I can do

18:23

I can name all of them

18:23

and the other thing is

18:24

that because I am so self obsessed

18:27

You know even the ones

18:28

if the

18:28

abuses also lessen

18:32

Has my stardom gone down?

18:35

Bilal...

18:35

Just check, man

18:36

This guy's not abused me

18:37

for 4-5 days


18:38

What's happening?

18:39

I go and check

18:39

and sometimes I go

18:40

What do you call them? Haters?

18:42

I go and check

18:42

because sometimes I feel

18:43

maybe they're busy

18:45

I really go and check their timeline

18:46

that okay

18:47

his exams are going on

18:48

No stress

18:52

But I do read mentions

18:55

There was a time

18:55

I went into this

18:57

overactive

18:58

block mode
19:00

You know where people

19:01

It's a big...

19:02

Okay...

19:03

I'll be honest

19:03

Capital letter abuses

19:04

I can't take

19:05

because the Delhite in me

19:06

comes out

19:08

I want to do it live

19:09

Yeah

19:10

I mean I really really

19:11

You know I've hands

19:12

I've become very humble

19:13

I used to first say

19:14

Who ever abuses

19:15

I'll slap them


19:16

and all

19:16

I'm not saying that

19:17

I request

19:18

and want to say to everyone

19:19

I beg that

19:20

please

19:21

On Twitter

19:22

Do not use capital letters

19:23

to abuse

19:24

Don't

19:25

Doesn't feel good

19:26

It's not fun

19:27

Do it in real life

19:28

Come up to me

19:29

You know

19:30

They have reduced abuses


19:31

to nothing

19:32

I feel so bad

19:33

for abuses

19:34

I want to start

19:34

an association of

19:35

Help the abuses

19:36

Yes

19:36

on social media please

19:38

and then

19:39

I really want to tell you, you know

19:40

Can I say these words?

19:41

I don't know if I can

19:42

Some of the spellings

19:43

of the abuses

19:45

It takes the feel away

19:47

I mean
19:48

You know sister

19:48

is S-I-S-T-E-R

19:49

Not S-I-S

19:50

It isn't!

19:50

Correct

19:51

Sis

19:52

It doesn't work

19:53

It's a Bombay-Delhi thing

19:54

of pronunciation

19:55

I don't know

19:56

U needs to

19:56

be pronounced

19:57

Double O doesn't do the trick

19:58

It takes away the feeling

20:03

It becomes like

20:05

Shoot
20:09

You understand my...

20:10

I do

20:10

You are from Delhi, you understand

20:12

Exactly

20:12

I know exactly

20:13

It's that

20:14

Delhi vibe which has

20:16

Punjabiness inherently

20:17

built in

20:18

I mean, your mother's

20:19

the one with U

20:20

not O

20:22

So this I

20:23

I beg of all of you

20:24

I just want those

20:25

young boys and girls


20:26

also not to do it wrong

20:27

Yeah

20:28

If you're going to do it

20:29

Do it right

20:29

Save abuses

20:30

Respect the abuses

20:31

Save abuses

20:32

This is like

20:33

Swades for abuses

20:34

He's come back to India

20:35

to rescue abuses

20:37

I'm just imagining an old woman

20:38

with a bulb going

20:44

So abuses have to be right

20:46

This can be

20:47

the Delhi wedding show


20:50

Will be a big hit

20:51

Alright

20:51

But genuinely I am telling you

20:52

You should do it

20:53

I really get disturbed by that

20:55

Nothing else disturbs me

20:56

Yeah, sometimes people

20:57

criticize me a lot

20:58

That is alright

20:59

Sometimes they say

21:00

Okay, one more

21:01

because we are here

21:02

Please

21:02

Guys and girls

21:03

and everybody

21:05

Don't send me
21:05

collections of films

21:06

21:07

make the films

21:08

Yeah

21:09

I know the collection!

21:11

This is

21:12

the business I'm in!

21:16

Produce and

21:17

distribute films

21:18

What the film is doing

21:19

on Monday, Tuesday

21:20

Wednesday, Thursday

21:21

Inflated, deflated

21:22

I know!

21:25

People send me

21:26

figures!
21:28

Fools!

21:30

They send me figures

21:31

that

21:32

Tuesday collection is...

21:33

No!

21:36

I know my

21:37

Tuesday collection to the

21:37

last penny!

21:39

I hate seeing it

21:40

in my office

21:41

You have wrong figures

21:43

I know it

21:44

Ask me

21:44

I'm going to start

21:45

Can we start that also?

21:46

Yes
21:47

Save the collection

21:49

and Save the abuses

21:50

Save the abuses

21:50

Save the collection

21:51

One change.org petition

21:53

One of you guys

21:54

watching this, please start this

21:55

With hashtag

21:56

Wipe Taran Adarsh's tears

22:00

But I'm genuinely

22:01

telling you people going

22:03

Also

22:04

It's really nice

22:05

that you guys like my films

22:06

Like your shows

22:07

But sometimes
22:08

they tell me

22:09

Like for Raees

22:10

the ending shouldn't have been so

22:11

Yeah

22:11

Now the ending

22:12

shouldn't have been so

22:13

Well, the movie's made

22:14

and how do I change it?

22:15

It's difficult

22:15

Ladies and gentleman

22:17

Once the film is in the hall

22:19

It's not exactly

22:20

very interactive

22:22

It's not like

22:22

Change it!

22:24

I'm really sorry


22:25

We'll reach there

22:25

One day it will come there

22:26

Alternative endings will be there

22:28

Press of a button

22:29

on your phone

22:30

You send an SMS to

22:31

Tweet to me

22:32

Say put Ending number

22:33

22:35

I will tweet back

22:36

Ending number C on

22:37

in your theater now

22:39

and then

22:39

you send me the

22:40

collection

22:42

This we'll edit the podcast


22:44

to reveal the ending

22:45

So people will think that

22:46

in the end

22:46

aunty is cussing

22:51

Alright

22:52

We don't have anymore time

22:53

Thank you very much for watching

22:54

Shah Rukh thank you so much

22:55

Don't use bad language

22:56

It's not a good thing to do

22:57

Completely agree

22:58

Really disgusting

22:59

23:00

I was disgusted

23:01

You used the B word twice

23:02

Bajirao and
23:07

Brand manager is the worst

23:09

You are a cheap man

23:10

I'm disgusted

23:10

Don't make him sit

23:11

next to me next time

23:12

Sir, I am from UP

23:13

I travel

23:14

in first class

23:15

I don't want to be sitting

23:16

I'm peanut sir

23:19

Thank you very much Shah Rukh

23:20

Thank you so much

23:21

Honestly yaar

23:22

You know when a movie releases

23:23

You're very tense and stuff

23:24

I
23:25

love being with you guys

23:26

Yeah

23:27

Check out the film

23:27

Check out

23:29

Shah Rukh in the film

23:30

and

23:30

like, comment and subscribe

23:31

and see you guys next time

23:32

And also I want to tell you

23:33

AIB has not sold themselves out

23:34

They're here because

23:34

they're my friends

23:35

Not here because they're

23:36

plugging a film with a

23:37

50 year old movie star-

23:38

This friendship will be tested on


23:39

FIFA night

23:41

Let's see

23:42

We'll do FIFA

23:44

On record!

23:45

Yes!

23:46

On record!

23:46

Yes!

23:48

The afternoon was a trap

23:49

to just get you to say that

23:51

Come tomorrow night at 11

23:53

I'll call y'all

23:55

Not funny guys

23:57

Not funny, okay

23:58

As a young boy

23:59

my feelings were hurt

24:00

Thank you very much


24:01

Thank you guys, bye bye!

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