Doctor Doctor

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind (газы, метеоризм)! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

Buzz off ( жужжать, валить) can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO (body odour) (запах пота)...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth (моль, ночная бабочка).

So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window...!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

Well sit still and don't stir (двигаться, помешивать)!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!

Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible

Who said that?

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about (порхать, летать с места на место)!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder (гадюка, схема для суммирования чисел)
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!