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DJESSE SEX
THEORY
Made by TheMochna

Motifs:
Djesse Motif:​ Djesse’s general motif; appears in most
songs.

Sex Motif:​ The sex motif; appears in Feel and Running

Outta Love. Our team of investigators is still trying to
figure out if it is in Do You Feel Love / Outro.
 Individual Track Theories

Home Is - Jacob masturbates. (Credit:Araknus)

Overture - A simple musical overture.

With The Love In My Heart - Initial desire for Djesse.

“Love at first sight.” Jacob’s trying to reach Djesse and
become her boyfriend, but is cut off/ghosted. Jacob,
however, quickly understands that he must do more than
that puny attempt at love, and quickly gets over it.

Ocean Wide, Canyon Deep: Jacob expresses his first

signs of pervertness and describes Djesse's
you-know-what.

Djesse - Jacob shows how much he respects and admires

Djesse, making her out to be like an otherworldly being.
Everlasting Motion - Jacob and his boys (Hamid El Kasri)
discuss Jacob’s rabid love for Djesse. Hamid El Kasri
refers to Djesse as some sort of god, with brief moments
of Jacob stepping in and, once again, declaring his love.
The song ends with them getting more and more excited
about Djesse until they “climax.”
In short, Jacob and Hamid El Kasri masturbate to
thoughts of Djesse.

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - Jacob tells us his

deepest, most human thoughts about Djesse.

Once You - Jacob finally mans up and asks Djesse out in

the most dramatic and romantic way possible. Djesse
accepts.

All Night Long - Jacob gets drunk and celebrates with the
boys (Take 6) all night long.

Intro - Jacob wakes up to a brand new day with his new

partner, Djesse.
Sky Above - Jacob and Djesse share an intimate moment
together, the first of many.

Bakumbe - Here, we learn about the next main character:

Bakumbe. Bakumbe is Djesse’s ex, who she dated before
meeting Jacob. In this song, Jacob pleads with Djesse to
forget about Bakumbe. Djesse actually ran away because
of the recurring thoughts about Bakumbe. But Jacob finds
her, talks to her, and brings her back home, where Jacob
and Djesse start to vibe and have fun. Djesse, however,
isn’t totally convinced.

Make Me Cry - Jacob ponders about love and life, alone

in his room; he’s felt so happy since having Djesse that he
wants to have something make him cry again, to feel
sadness.

Moon River - Still in his room, Jacob decides to

masturbate by himself. (Hence how the entire song is just
his voice.)

Feel - Jacob and Djesse have sex.

 A Noite - Jacob takes Djesse out on a date. The song is
simply the drive to the date.

Lua - The romantic date between Jacob and Djesse.

I Heard You Singing - Another intimate, wholesome

moment between Jacob and Djesse. However, at the end
of the song, Jacob finds out that Djesse is pregnant, which
was not expected, as they had worn a condom. Jacob is
petrified (shown by the singular note droning on at the
end.)

It Don't Matter - In a brilliantly evil gesture, Jacob

convinces Djesse to get an abortion, while trying to act
very light about it (hence the uptempo instrumental). The
lyrics mention “Throw it all away”.

Here Comes The Sun - Jacob follows with his “cheerful”

facade by going with the abortion, while telling Djesse
that they can just have another one later on, hence the,
again, uptempo instrumental and theme. Also, Here
Comes The Sun can easily be read as “Here Comes The
Son.”
Dun Dun Ba Ba (Interlude) - Jacob starts to break down
mentally, wondering what he’s done. He starts to shout
nonsense, such as “Dun dun ba ba mo di fwe, under the
moon i saw you there,” with a seemingly never ending
increase in tempo representing his neverending mental
breakdown.
Nebaluyo - Jacob breaks down completely, and starts
throwing an emotional, hazy fit. At the end of the song,
Jacob realizes that this mental breakdown was caused by
him wanting to have a baby deep down, but he didn’t
want Djesse to suffer, as she didn’t want a baby. Jacob
says “Where do we go now,” and he starts taking off his
clothes. “Get it.” Jacob turns off the lights.

Do You Feel Love - Jacob and Djesse have unprotected

sex.

Outro - Climaxing / Ejaculation.

Time To Rest Your Weary Head - Jacob's massive sex

drive, unbeknownst to him, has consequently provided his
penis with erectile disfunction. He has worn himself out
so hard from the unprotected sex in Do You Feel Love /
Outro that it is time for him to rest his now "weary head".
(Credit to Grantcfo)

CLARITY - Takes place directly after Outro. Jacob has

post-nut CLARITY.

Count The People - Jacob realizes that something is

wrong with his penis. He rushes to the walk-in clinic. He
counts the people in line. He keeps trying to explain to
everyone his symptoms (shown by the frantic rap verses
from Jacob), but keeps getting cut off. He finds that this is
going to take way too long, so he rushes to the hospital.
The deep bass note at the end is the sound of his car
driving to the hospital.

In My Bones - Jacob meets a hot nurse (Kimbra) in the

hospital, who takes him in and starts to touch him in
suggestive areas, making him feel a funky feeling in his
bones. The encounter gets increasingly erotic, as another
nurse (Tank) walks in and tries to touch Jacob, but it
comes off as kind of weird and out of place.
 Time Alone With You - Jacob comes back from the
hospital to find Bakumbe (Djesse’s ex) in the house!
Jacob and Bakumbe then fight for Djesse’s love. The both
are quite evenly matched until the end, when Bakumbe
professes that she’s “the most beautiful girl in the whole
wide world”, while Jacob stays silent (In the MV, Daniel
Caesar plays as Jacob and Jacob is playing as Bakumbe.)
Bakumbe wins Djesse’s heart.

All I Need - Generic puppy love between Bakumbe and

Djesse.

In Too Deep - Bakumbe seduces Djesse. It’s very

different than Jacob’s style of seduction (hence the very
different style the song takes from Jacob’s other songs.)

Butterflies - Djesse is disgusted by Bakumbe’s perverted

nature. Bakumbe says “sex” at the beginning of the song,
making Djesse angry. Djesse calls Jacob. Djesse
repeatedly exclaims that she misses Jacob, and wants
Jacob to take her to the open skies. She just wants to feel
alive, and feel Jacob’s butterflies. Jacob is nervous, as he
just found out he has erectile dysfunction.
Sleeping On My Dreams (Also known as Suckin’ On My
Dick)- Bakumbe and Djesse break up. While Djesse is
delivering dark, apologetic lyrics, Bakumbe pays no
attention, as not only does he dance throughout the entire
song, Bakumbe does cock and ball torture on himself
randomly throughout the song, referenced by the loud
banging that can be heard at points in the song.

Running Outta Love - Jacob comes cleans to Djesse about

his broken penis after failed sex.

Light It Up On Me - Jacob tries some weird, unorthodox

ways to reverse his erectile dysfunction, and is having a
mental breakdown. He then experiences euphoria and
realizes that his penis is not what matters to Djesse.

He Won’t Hold You - Jacob comes to terms with his

erectile dysfunction. Rapsody, which raps in the
perspective of his penis, tells him that “things rearrange,
we miss what is not the same,” and reassures him that
everything is going to be all right.
To Sleep - Jacob sleeps, accepting his penis issue and no
longer worrying.