Tongue Twisters and Mouth Gym

A BIG BLACK BUG BIT A BIG BLACK BEAR

AND MADE THE BIG BLACK BEAR BLEED BLOOD

I’M NOT THE PHEASANT PLUCKER

I’M THE PHEASANT PLUCKERS MATE
AND I’M ONLY PLUCKING PHEASANTS
BECAUSE THE PHEASANT PLUCKER’S LATE

SHE STOOD ON THE BALCONY

INEXPLICABLY MIMICKING HIM HICCUPING
AND AMICABLY WELCOMING HIM HOME

AMID THE MISTS AND COLDEST FROSTS

WITH STOUTEST WRISTS AND LOUDEST BOASTS
HE THRUSTS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE POSTS
AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GHOSTS

GIVE PAPA A CUP OF PROPER COFFEE

IN A COPPER COFFEE CUP

BAH - DAH - GAH - PAH - DAH - GAH

BOR - DOR - GOR - POR - DOR - GOR
BOO - DOO - GOO - POO - DOO - GOO
BEE - DEE - GEE - PEE - DEE - GEE
BAY - DAY - GAY - PAY - DAY - GAY

MAH - NAH - LAH - THAH - VAH - ZAH

MOR - NOR - LOR - THOR - VOR - ZOR
MOO - NOO - LOO - THOO - VOO - ZOO
MEE - NEE - LEE - THEE - VEE - ZEE
MAY - NAY - LAY - THAY - VAY - ZAY