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• Am I dead? Because this must be heaven!
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a
living?
• You have more curves than a race track.
• Do you know karate? Because your body’s
really kickin’.
• Can I flirt with you?
• Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body
Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you
to assume the position.
• I hope you know CPR because you take my
breath away!
• Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be a
crime to look that good!
• Is your name Summer? Because you’re as
hot as hell.
• If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as
charged!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U
and I together.
• You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10
if you were with me.
• Please help the homeless. Take me home
with you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or
should I walk by again?
• I bet you $40 you're going to turn me
down.
• I know that milk does the body good, but
how much have you been drinking?
• I'm betting that you can’t wait until
tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and
more beautiful every day.
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my
crowning memories, and think of the day my
children were born, the day I got married, and
the day that I met you.
• You know, the power company is looking for
you because you're so electrifying.
• You know, I’m not this tall. I'm just sitting on
my wallet.
• Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
• Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but
you're the only one I'd love to catch.
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that
he needs my heart back.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a
reason to shine.
• I think I can die happy now because I’ve just
seen a piece of heaven.
• You must be going to hell, because it’s a sin
to look that good.
• You should be someone's wife.
• Excuse me, but do you have your phone
number? I seem to have lost mine.
• You've made me so nervous that I've totally
forgotten my standard pick-up line.
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me
and I just wanted to give you notice that I
noticed you, too.
• Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're the
best a man can get.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you,
I would be walking through my garden forever.
• It's not my fault I fell in love. You’re the one
that tripped me.
• Help, something’s wrong with my eyes—I
just can't take them off you.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just
scraped my knee falling for you.
• Do you have a map? Because I just
keep getting lost in your eyes.
• You’ve got to be tired! You’ve been running
through my mind all day!
• I think I feel like Richard Gere—I'm standing
next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• Was your father an alien? Because on Planet
Earth, there's nothing else like you!
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean
and I'm all lost at sea.
• You're like a dictionary—you add meaning to
my life!
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican
me crazy.
• I wonder what our children will look like.
• If I received a nickel for every time I saw
someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five
cents.
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is
your name.
• If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry
for fear of losing you.
• Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
• If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be
the ocean.
• What does it feel like to be the most
beautiful girl in this room?
• When God made you, He was showing off.
• See my friend over there? He wants to know
if you think I'm cute.
• You must be a thief, because you stole my
heart from across the room.
• Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my
mom and tell her I just met the girl of my
dreams.
• You’re the reason men fall in love.
• You know, you might be asked to leave. You
make the other women look bad.
• We voted you the “Most Beautiful Girl
Here” and the grand prize is me.
• Mind if I stare at you up close instead of
across the room?
• Are you interested in a hot slice of
conversation?
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• If I told you that you had a great body, would
you hold it against me?
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're
the only ten I see.
• I wish I could plant you and grow a whole
field of you!
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come
over and talk to you.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's,
you would be McGorgeous.
• Say, didn't we go to different schools
together?
• If you were words on a page, you'd be what
they call FINE PRINT!
• Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How
about a date?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
• The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• You must be a broom, because you
just swept me off my feet.
• You're so sweet, you put Hershey's out
of business.
• Did the sun come out or did you just
smile at me?
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm
ridiculous or anything, but you are the most
beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like
I had to tell you.
• Have you always been this cute, or did you
have to work at it?
• Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl
with the beautiful smile.
• I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness is
my weakness.
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you
are...Gorgeous!
• Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you
sure have tied my heart in a knot.
• Were your parents Greek gods? Because it
takes two gods to make a goddess.
• You look really hot! You must be the real
reason for global warming.
• Guy: You look like my third wife. Girl: Oh,
how many times have you been married? Guy:
Twice.
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a
sundae.
• For a moment, I thought I had died and gone
to heaven. Now I see that I’m very much alive,
and heaven has been brought to me.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are
on the outside?
• Hey, you were great on “Baywatch” last
night!
• You're so hot you would make the devil
sweat.
• Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper on
the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I
could interview you.
• Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl:
Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
• If God made anything better than you, He’d
keep it for himself.
• Guy: Hey, how did you do that? Girl: What?
Guy: Look so good?
• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
• Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Girl: What?
Guy: You got fine written all over you.
• If you stood in front of a mirror and held
up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most
beautiful things in the world.
• Guy with rose in hand: I just wanted to show
this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
• You are so beautiful that I would marry your
brother just to get into your family.
• Most people like to watch the Super Bowl,
because it only happens once a year, but I'd
rather talk to you because the chance of
meeting someone like you only happens once in
a lifetime.
• When I saw you from across the room, I
passed out cold and hit my head on the
floor...So I'm going to need your name and
number for insurance reasons.
• Do you bleach your teeth? Because your
smile lights up the entire room like a candle in
the dark.
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a
living?
• Stop, drop, and roll. You’re on fire.
• Your beauty makes the morning sun look like
the dull glimmer of the moon.
• There aren't enough O’s in the word
"smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
• Guy: This is incredible. This is the first time
that this has ever happened to us. Girl: What?
Guy: Each one of my 27 personalities found you
cute!
• Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank
God, I thought that you were only an illusion.
• If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a
million beaches.
• If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest
thing ever created.
• Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you.
Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice
on you.
• Guy: How is your fever? Girl: What fever?
Guy: Oh... You just look hot to me.
• Hey, don't frown—you'll never know who
might be falling in love with your smile.
• If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on
stunning.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same
color as my Porsche.
• My buddies over there said that I wouldn't
be able to start a conversation with the most
beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Want to buy some
drinks with some of their money?
• I can't believe I've been here the entire
evening with all these beautiful people and the
moment I find “The One,” all I have time to say
is “Good-bye.”
• You look beautiful today, just like every other
day.
• Are you an interior decorator? When I saw
you, the room became beautiful.
• Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy:
Here's the key to my house, my car...And my
heart.
• I've been looking at your eyes all night long,
because I've never seen such dark eyes with so
much light in them.
• Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: WHAT?! Guy: I just
thought I'd say something to break the ice.
• You know that I think about you only twice a
day? Once when my eyes are open, and once
when they are closed.
• If I had to choose between one night with
you or winning the lottery...I would chose
winning the lottery...But it would be close...Real
close.
• Will you be my derivative? So I can lay
tangent to your curves.
• If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every
time you passed by, just so I could stare
at you a bit longer.
• Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
• Last night I had the same dream over
and over—always the same thing, but in a
different location every time. I kept dreaming
that I was asking you out, but every time before
you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know
what your answer was.
• If I had a star for every time you brightened
my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
• Speaking to guy/girl who’s staring: You
know, my mother always told me it was impolite
to stare... So what do you say we dance?
• Do you have any sunscreen? Because you
are burning me up!
• See these keys? I wish I had the one
to your heart.
• Do you have a twin sister? Then you
must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
• I’m single. Can you believe that?
• All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But
I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
• If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you
would be on it.
• I think that you’re attractive and simply
amazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get
your number and meet your personality?
• 1,000 painters working for 1,000 years
could not create a beauty that equals you.
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• It’s a felony in this state to look that good,
but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a
warning.
• If you were on hotornot.com, I would give
you a 10.
• There are only two beautiful girls in the
world, and you are both of them.
• Saying while walking away: Your good looks
don't intimidate me.
• If you could put a price tag
on beauty, you'd be worth
more than Fort Knox.
• You're so hot, you make the North Pole look
like the equator.
• You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my
body before you burst into flame!
• Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me
neither, but I just wanted to ask.
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction
of turning me down; go ahead and say no.
• You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can
you cook and clean also?
• Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you
Laura? Really, what time?
• Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me
so far?
• Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No.
Guy: Want one? (If “yes”: Want another one?).
• Guy to girl leaving: Hey, where are you
going? Girl: Home. Guy: You're not just going to
leave me here like this, are you?
• Does your boyfriend know where you are?
• Guy while walking by: Excuse me, did you
just touch my butt? Girl: No. Guy: Damn!
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for
both parties involved, and emotional stress can
lead to physical complications such as
headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even
death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY
YES!
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.
MY JAW!
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your
heart.
• I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
• I have only three months to live…
• Guy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Girl:
No. Guy: Well then, please start.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?
• So there you are! I've been looking all over
for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!
• What's your sign?
• Wow.
• Guy looking at girl’s shirt label: Yep! Made in
heaven!
• Are you religious? Because you are the
answers to all my prayers.
• Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You’re
cool because you're hot!
• Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthday
kiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No,
but how about a kiss anyway?
• Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be
married?
• I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight; the
most heavenly body was standing right next to
me.
• Guy: So, what do you like to do for fun? Girl:
Why? Guy: Because I'm going to ask you out.
• Guy: Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that
you love me. Right? Girl: NO! Guy: Damn, I
always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
• Did I ever tell you that you are my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be. (start
singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking)
Because (the person's name), you are the wind
beneath my wings.
• When I look into your eyes, it’s like a
gateway into the world of which I want to be a
part.
• Do you have a jersey? Because I need your
name and number.
• While standing close and staring at his/her
lips: Can you feel it? There is some kind of
sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
• Drop that zero and get with the hero. In
other words...You better come with me.
• I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you
right!!!
• Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy:
Great! Then how about tomorrow?
• If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
• Guy: Excuse me, but do you have tickets?
Girl: Tickets for what? Guy pointing to arm and
flexing: To the gun show!
• Guy: Beww BEWWW Beww! Girl: What?
Guy: That’s the sound of the ambulance coming
to pick me up because when I saw you, my
heart stopped!
• Let’s make like fabric softener and
snuggle.
• My love for you is like the
universe...Never-ending!!
• Guy: Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no)
Are you taking applications?
• You are everything I never knew I always
wanted.
• Some say there are seven wonders in the
world. Some say there are more. Some say
everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there
is only one...You!
• I saw a flower this morning and I thought it
was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen until
I gazed upon you.
• You've got something on you head…A halo.
• I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
• Guy holding out hand: Would you mind
holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
• Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this
same place next year, together and laughing?
• If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of
mass destruction.
• Guy: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without
using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her)
Guy: I lost.
• Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because
you look like you're made from the best
stuff on Earth.
• Are you on “America's Most Wanted?”
Because you're at the top of my list.
• We would go great together, like peanut
butter and jelly.
• I just realized this, but you look a lot like my
next girlfriend.
• I never believed in miracles until I saw you.
• Are you related to the sun? Because
running into you just brightened up my day!
• The average person falls in love seven times
before marriage. You're my lucky seven.
• If being fine was a crime, then you will
just have to pay the time.
• You almost killed me! I saw you and
forgot how to breathe.
• Santa must've come early this year,
because you were first on my Christmas list.
• I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and
he brought me to you.
• Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're the
One.
• Guy knocking over girl: Oh my God, I did not
just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.
• POOF! I'm here, what are your other two
wishes?
• I'm yin and you’re yang, we just fit together.
• Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why?
Guy reaching out and touching girl’s cheek:
Because your face is really hot!
• Do you carry another weapon with you
besides your eyes?
• I would give up eternity to be with you.
• You know you’re good enough to give my
last name to.
• I love you like pigs love mud.
• If a piece of paper meant “sexy,” then you'd
be a forest!
• Guy: Have you got the time? (girl gives time)
Guy: Cool, so you have a watch, I’ll be here at
8, don't be late.
• You plus me equals we.
• If love could be described by words,
Webster would have to make another dictionary
just to describe you.
• You smell that? Smells like love.
• I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We
should hook up sometime!
• I can tell your future, it is you giving me your
number.
• I don't normally date models, but OK, here's
my number.
• I've never seen fashion models off of the
runway before!
• You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll
sweep you off your feet.
• If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot
as you...I'd have one dollar!
• You better change the lock because I'm
the key to your heart.
• Should I call you in the morning or
just nudge you?
• Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.
• Do you have some water? Because you set
my heart on fire.
• I need a place to stay, because you're so hot
you burnt my house down.
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• I hope there's a fireman around, because
you're smokin'!
• I believe I’m psychic and my visions tell me
that we need to be together.
• You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in
my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my
heart.....Be my lightning and strike down on me!
• Do you have a map? Because I just keep
getting lost in your eyes!
• Guy: This must be the end of a rainbow. Girl:
Why? Guy: Because I've just found my pot of
gold.
• Guy: I almost got arrested for smuggling
these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms).
• Pinch me, because I must be dreaming!
• Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you
your fortune. (taking girl’s hand and writing
phone number on it) Guy: There’s your future.
• Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't
buy you a drink.
• Guy: Give it back. Girl: Give what back?
Guy: My breath.
• Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till the
next time I see you.
• I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights
would last forever.
• Can I have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when
I fell for you.
• Hey, want to be pirates with
me? Maybe we could hook up.
• Somebody better call Animal
Control because I just spotted a fox.
• You make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.
• Hey, my name's Romeo. Want to be my
Juliet?
• You’re so hot you make my teeth sweat...
• You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
• There are over five billion people in the
world. There is someone for everyone. Could it
be that I might be the person for you?
• I would say “God bless you,” but it looks
like He already did.
• Guy: Can I have your autograph? Girl: Why?
Guy: Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
• There must be a monkey here.
Because I’m going bananas over you.
• Do you believe in fairy tales? Because
one is about to start.
• Guy: Do you have room in your life for
another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a
better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How
about a boyfriend?
• You’re like a VISA check card. You’re
everywhere I want to be.
• Guy: Do you have a sewing kit? Girl: No,
why? Guy: Because I’m ripped!
• Before you run, I’m not a freak.
• By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can
see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
• Can I get a picture of you so I can show
Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Can I get your picture to prove to all my
friends that angels really do exist?
• Guy closing hand with nothing inside and
showing it to girl: It's my breath from when you
took it away.
• Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
• Can you do me a favor and tell your
boyfriend he's a lucky man?
• Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because
you look magically delicious.
• Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I
guess you’re stuck with me.
• Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and
looking that good?
• Does my breath smell OK ?
• Does your watch have a second
hand? I want to know how long it took for
me to fall in love with you.
• Don't walk into that building—the sprinklers
might go off!
• Don't you know me from somewhere?
• Does beauty run in your family?
• Excuse me, do you think you might possibly
have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
• Excuse me, I think you have something in
your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a
minute? I want to remember your face for my
dreams.
• God must have been in a very good mood
the day we met.
• Good evening. May a thorn sit down
amongst the roses?
• Guy: Has anyone ever told you that you have
Scandinavian hands? Girl: Uh, no. Guy: No, of
course not, that would be an incredibly stupid
thing to say, wouldn't it?
• Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from
across the room.
• Help, something's wrong with my eyes—I
just can't take them off you.
• Here's your chance to get to know me.
• Hershey's makes millions of kisses a
day...All I'm asking for is one.
• Can I have your number? I think it'll look
better in my pocket than in your head.
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wha-what's your name?
• Where have you been all my life?
• Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
• Hey, kitten, how about spending some
of your nine lives with me?
• Guy: Hi, do you speak English?
Girl: Yes. Guy: Oh, me too.
• Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
• I believe that it was Socrates who opined,
"Know thyself." Well, I already know myself,
how about I get to know you?
• I dropped a tear in the ocean…The day I find
it is the day I'll stop loving you.
• I envy your lipstick.
• I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell
when you're checking me out.
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a
home run with you.
• I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot
summer day.
• If I could reach out and hold a star for every
time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in
the palm of my hand.
• I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
• I'm addicted to “yes,” and I'm allergic to
“no.” So, what's it going to be?
• Know what I like best about you? You
haven't Maced me yet.
• May I have the distinguished honor and
privilege of sitting next to you?
• Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being
rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and
not telling me your name.
• Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best
with you?
• Smile if you want me!
• There was no color in the world until I met you.
• What's a nice girl like you doing in a place
like this?
• Guy seeing girl walk in: And out
of nowhere comes the sunshine!
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Suggestions for women responding to
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• Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
• Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you....How did you find me?
• Guy: I would die for you.
Girl: Prove it
• Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
• Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.
• Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
• Guy: So, want to go back to my place?
Girl: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under
a rock?
• Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.
• Guy: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Girl: Stop.
• Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
• Guy: I'd go through anything for you.
Girl: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
• Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
• Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Taken!
• Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or
do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time, don't stop!
• Guy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus
today and your name was included.
Girl: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to
“jerk.”
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