Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love

I just can't handle it
This thing called love
I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing) called love (called love)

It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby

She knows how to rock'n'roll
She drives me crazy

She gives me hot and cold fever

She leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip!

Get on my track's
Take a back seat
Hitchhike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love SOLO

I gotta be cool, relax get hip!

Get on my track's
Take a back seat
Hitchhike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (ready, Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love

I just can't handle it
This thing called love
I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love, yeah, yeah
SMOKE ON THE WATER

We all came out to Montreaux

On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers

Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

They burned down the gambling house

It died with an awful sound
Funky & Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over

We had to find another place
But Swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel

It was empty, cold and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds

We made a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

Smoke on the water
ROCK AND ROLL

It's been a long time since I rock and roll

It's been a long time since I did the stroll
Let me get it back, let me get it back
Let me get it back, baby, where I came from?
It's been a long time, been a long time

Been a long lonely

Lonely, lonely, lonely
Lonely time

Yes, it has

It's been a long time since the book of love

I can't count the tears of a life with no love
Carry me back, carry me back
Carry me back, baby, where I came from
It's been a long time, been a long time

Been a long lonely

Lonely, lonely, lonely
Lonely time

Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight

Making vows that just can't work right
Open your arms, open your arms
Open your arms, baby, let my love come running in
It's been a long time, been a long time

Been a long lonely

Lonely, lonely, lonely
Lonely time
HIGHWAY TO HELL

Living easy, livin' free

Season ticket, on a one way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme

Ain't nothin' that I’d rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round

Hey, satan!
Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mama! Look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell

Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell

Don't stop me!

I'm on the highway to hell

I'm on the highway to hell
I'm on the (highway to hell)
On the highway (to hell)
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell

Yeah I'm going down anyway

I'm on the highway to hell
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man

Yeah, I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady

You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh, and that ain't too cool

Hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down

You shot her down, down
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your old lady down
You shot her down to the ground, yeah

Yes, I did, I shot her

You know I caught her messin' 'round
Messin' 'round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun and I shot her

Alright
Shoot her one more time again, forgiven, baby
Yeah
Ah, dig it
Ah, alright

Hey Joe, said now

Where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to?

Hey Joe, I said

Where you goin' to run to now, where you, where you gonna go?
Well, dig it
I'm goin' way down south
Way down to Mexico way

Alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me, baby

Ain't no hangman gonna

He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
I gotta go now
PARANOID

Finished with my woman

'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things

But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me?

Occupy my brain?
Oh, yeah

I need someone to show me

The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind

Make a joke, and I will sigh

And you will laugh, and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words

Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
But it's too late