Here are some Easter bunny jokes.

Match each question (1-12) with an answer (A-L).

A ‘’hare’’ is a large rabbit. It is pronounced the same as ‘’hair’’.

1. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur A: Hare dressing.
neat? ______________
B: Hide in the trees and make a
2. How did the wet Easter bunny dry noise like a carrot.
himself?____________
C: Eggsercise
3. How does a rabbit keep his fur looking
good? ______________ D: With a hare-brush.

4. What did the Easter Bunny get at the E: Hare less.

Hairdresser’s? _________
F: None. It won´t be empty if
5. What did the Easter bunny study at you put something in it.
university? _____________
G: A hare cut.
6. What do you call an Easter Bunny with no
fur? ____________ H: A funny bunny!

7. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? I: They go on a bunnymoon.

_____________
J: With hare spray.
8. What do rabbits do after their wedding?
____________ K: With a hare dryer.

9. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? L: He was having a bad hare
_____________ day.

10. How many chocolate bunnies can you put

into an empty Easter basket?
________________

11. What do you call a rabbit that tells good

jokes? ____________

12. How do bunnies stay healthy?

______________
 Answers:
1- D
2- K
3- J
4- G
5- A
6- E
7- L
8- I
9- B
10- F
11- H
12- C