Pitch Deck: Print and Play

Pitch Deck
PRINT AND PLAY
CONTENTS
90.....Company cards
350....Pitch cards
64.....Funding tiles
CREDITS & INFO
Pitch Deck is made by Fred Benenson & Alex Hague. Graphic design and logo
art by Jakob Scott. Illustrations by Simon Abranowicz. Copyright Unlimited
Liability Corporation LLC and Palm Court.
Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed

by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is
available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely
use, remix, and share the game, but can’t sell anything you make from it
without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at
pitchdeck@hotmail.com
THE CONCEPT
Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable. You all play clueless
entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door, and
people list their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.
Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business,
like Uber for Piggyback rides or Tinder: The Musical. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing their businesses
and why you should invest in it.
A different person plays the Lead Investor each round, who decides which idea everybody will secretly fund, based on how
compelling the pitch was. Once everyone has been Lead Investor once, the funding amounts are revealed and totaled. There
are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.
GETTING STARTED
Everyone draws a hand of 8 Pitch cards and takes a stack of 8 Funding tiles from one of the game’s Venture Capital funds.
The VCs all have the same investment amounts ($1-8 billion), so people are free to pick one based on which they like—or
dislike?—the most. Everyone shuffles their Funding tiles and places them in a stack face down in front of themselves, so you
can’t see the dollar amounts. Pick someone to be the first Lead Investor. We suggest the person least familiar with the game.
PLAYING PITCH DECK
Making pitches: The Lead Investor draws 3 Company cards and reads each name out loud. Then they pick the company
they want to hear pitches for, e.g. LinkedIn. Discard the other two cards. Everyone else chooses a Pitch card from their hand
to pair with that company, e.g. LinkedIn for “Babies” or LinkedIn for “The profoundly lazy.”
Starting with the person to the Lead Investor’s left, going clockwise, everyone gives a quick elevator pitch for their brilliantly
awful business idea. It can be as short as a single word, or as long as a minute or two. The Lead Investor does not make a
pitch. After everyone has made their pitch, the Lead Investor decides whose business everyone will fund, placing the
Company and Pitch card pairing in the middle of the table. Their choice can be based on anything, but it’s usually given to
whoever gave the best or funniest or weirdest pitch.
Investing: Everyone draws the top two Funding tiles from their stack and secretly chooses one of the amounts to invest in the
winning business. Then they place the chosen tiles face down on top of the card pairing, so that the amount is secret.
Everyone reshuffles the unchosen tile into their stack. The person whose pitch won does not invest this round. Everyone
except the Lead Investor draws a replacement Pitch card, so you always have 8 cards in your hand to begin a turn. The
player to the left of the current Lead Investor becomes the new Lead Investor.
Scoring: After everyone has been Lead Investor once, reveal and add up the investment amounts, going one company at a
time (for drama). Each round, there are two winners: the person who pitched the company with the highest total funding is
the winning founder, and the person who invested the most in that company is the winning investor. Either play again or
actually go start that company.
FINICKY RULES
Pivoting: Every card in Pitch Deck is hilarious and good. But if someone incorrectly doesn’t like the cards they have in their
hand, once per game they can discard their hand and draw 8 new cards.
Co-Founders: In the unlikely event you have enough friends to play with 9+ people, we recommend playing in 2-person(ish)
teams. Everyone has their own hand, but you pitch together and collectively decide which cards/funding amounts to use.
Pitch Off: It is statistically possible that a game will end in a tie for one or both winners. When this happens, just like in real
business, it immediately triggers a Pitch Off. Draw a Company card from the top of the deck and give each tied player a
single Pitch card to play—but they can’t look at it until immediately before they start their pitch. After they finish, everyone
can either argue or vote on who won. Also: the drama is heightened if everyone chants “Pitch. Off. Pitch. Off. Pitch. Off.” to
begin.
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#ramen_profitable #ICE_raids #deep_learning
#stealth_mode #vc_bait #share_economy
#but_her_emails #lady_liberty #sells_itself
#AB_test #no_downside #viral
#iodine_tablets #antifragile #first_to_market
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#exotic_gut_flora #totally_normal #deep_learning
#acidophilus #dogfooding #view_from_nowhere
#churn_rate #responsive #perseverate
#upcycling #kind_of_eerie #present_moment
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#conversion_rate #hard_sell #bears
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#anonymous #awkward_pauses #tigers
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#amazing #AB_test #work_trips
#results_driven #deep_learning #nda
#share_economy #market_size #shhhhhh
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#share_economy #custom_folds #fist_bump
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#proprietary_algorithm #patented_process #actually_a_good_idea
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#conversion_rate #orville_redenbacher_death #roadmap
#proprietary_algorithm #not_the_microwave #churn_rate
#long_tail #stealth_mode #ramp_up
#feathers #pivot #garden_hose
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#totalitarianism #occupational_loneliness #breeders

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#IPO #visionary #market_size
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#fungus_friends #IPO #freemium
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#emergency_rations #day_of_rest #visionary
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#leverage #bias #ineffectual
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#miniature_boys #brandfluencers #whats_that_sound
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#soylent #horny #smell_test
#tiny_penis_speck #unicorns #better_in_theory
#upcycling #cross_pollinate #men_are_gross
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bunker feelings
#potable_water #patented_process #five_more_minutes

#stealth_mode #men #polyphasic_sleep
#lifetime_supply #black_swan #incubator
#antifragile #amazing #internet_of_things
#upmarket_experience #change_agent #sleep_pods
#xerox_parc #hard #burn_rate
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#take_within_72_hours #philip_roth #tinctures
#burn_rate #keep_kosher #nda
#growth_hacking #actually_a_good_idea #scale
#mvp #upside #soylent
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#pyramid_eye_logo #jorts #hand_made

#reptilian_overlords #formidable #ad_revenue
#nda #actually_a_thing #ramen_profitable
#stealth_mode #unicorn #precious
#brandfluencers #tobias #lovingly_crafted
#masonic_symbols #stealth_mode #lifestyle_business
Rehab Edibles Persistent
vegetative states
#celebrities #weed #comas

#sprint #gummies #gamify
#dry_out #xerox_parc #ui_ux
#opiod_crisis #soylent #captive_audience
#upside #travel_safe #soylent
#deep_dive #upcycling #terri_schiavo
Juggalos The Amish The gulag
#woop_woop #rumspringa #archipelago

#brandfluencers #english #so_cold
#gatherings #b2c #market_size
#faygo #vc_bait #new_stalinism
#soylent #brandfluencers #change_agent
#visionary #churning_butter #vc_bait
Hot Pockets Steampunk Sex robots with in-

app purchases
#microwavable_pastries #future_19th_century #patented_process

#sells_itself #new_vertical #new_category
#soylent #black_swan #ui_ux
#upcycling #fancy_brass_screws #no_refunds
#meat_based_treats #IPO #just_99_cents
#unsustainable #diesel_engines #design
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#move_fast_and_break_things #AB_test #gamify
#nda #stealth_mode #automation
#actually_a_good_idea #infinite_universes #actually_a_good_idea
#anti_drone_falconry #no_downside #end_of_men
#will_kill_us_all #leibniz #market_size
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#euthanasia #toxoplasmosis #blowing_cotton

#last_mile_solution #upcycling #ramp_up
#livestreams #churn_rate #vape_rigs
#toxic_slurry #anything_more_than_two #delightful_details
#change_agent #check_meowt #freemium
#informed_consent #planned_obsolescence #vape_wizards
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#therapy #oxycontin_patches #midi-chlorians

#rockstar #pennsyltucky #lightsaber_tricks
#pre_revenue #epidemic #the_younglings
#nice #nice #the_force
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