The

Iss. 18,659
Vegas Courier February 6th, 2021

KYLIE JENNER GIVES UP FAME

FOR FARM LIFE?
By Louise Laureta
Kylie Jenner, daughter of Kris Jenner and
previously known as Bruce Jenner has
decided to give up all of her fame to buy a
farm with her daughter Stormi. She has
made this official announcement on her
Instagram stating that she has lived in the
spotlight since she was a child and she is
"over it". She also stated that she does not
want Stormi to live the life she did with
everyone critiquing her as well as all of the
paparazzi following her wherever she
went. Her goal is to raise Stormi away
from the fame so she can have a normal
childhood. With everyone wondering what
will happen to Kylie Cosmetics, she
decided to temporarily step down as CEO
and is

currently looking for applicants who will be perfect to run her company, Rumors
are speculating that she will have Victoria Villarroel take place due to being Ms.
Jenner's assistant for several years however, nothing is confirmed. We are
following this story very closely so stay tuned for more updates.
 Demi Lovato
hedges bets on
new stock- By Kyle Dwyer
Demi Lovato found herself in a bit of a
pickle last week after a sequence of errors
themed song led her to release a song about hedges. Long
the social activist, Demi Lovato has been
releasing socially focused singles that reflect
the current political and social climate of the
United States since 2016. On Tuesday
afternoon, as fervor around Game Stop's
stock and the associated short of that stuck
reached a fever pitch, Demi Lovato rushed
to compile a song that captured the moment.
To clarify, a hedge fund was loaned stock
from Game Stop and their intent was to sell
the stock only to turn around and buy the
stock back at a lower price at a later date,
thereby pocketing additional profit while
still fulfilling the terms of their loan. In a
Cardi B arrested
By Joseph Miller
stunning

This morning Cardi B was

arrested by New Jersey Police on
charges
turn of Securities
of events, a groupFraud and investors leveraged this situation and sent the price of
of at-home
theInsider
stock Trading
soaring,after a massive
leaving the hedge fund on the hook for the enhanced value of the stock
stash of documents were found
they'd just received via loan. Ever unpopular with the people, the decimation of this hedge
fund led to quite the populist upswell online. Eager to capitalize on the moment, Demi
Lovato released "Push Me to the Hedge". Regrettably, Demi appears to have
misunderstood the situation. The chorus of "Push Me to the Hedge" alludes to water
conservation when it says, "Plant another hedge, pushing our water
 For securities fraud
and insider trading
indicating that she assisted the Hedge Fund, Bridgewater Associates, of which she is a
board member in creating a massive pump and dump scheme involving Saudi Aramco.
The Bergen County district Attorney's Office alleges that the rapper was a masterful
investor and was able to spread rumors that other oil companies were being invested short
and that the Depletion Allowance of American Oil companies would be eliminated during
the Biden Administration, causing investors to flock to the Saudi Petroleum Company. 
The documents seized by the Bergen County District Attorney have also indicated that the
rapper sold her shares of Saudi Aramco shortly after the false information regarding
domestic oil suppliers had been disseminated. Cardi B's reputation as a skillful investor
and long-time partner with Bridgewater Associates may come to an end due to this,
however the fallout of this is still unknown. Justin Bieber was also contacted at the

Stockholm Arlanda Airport to give

comment about the situation regarding
Cardi B, however he refused to give a
comment but said he would release a
statement after he accepted his Nobel Prize
for economics at the Sveriges Riksbank in
Stockholm. 
Unstoppable Female Ninja Warrior
By Cielo Bella Chester

Mazikeen “Maze” Smith, a bounty hunter for the

LAPD has become the third person ever to be
crowned champion of American Ninja Warrior.
Maze, age 38, breezed through the qualifier as if it
was nothing and came in first, with the fastest time,
guaranteeing her a spot in the city finals. When
asked how it felt to be moving on she said “Ha. That
was nothing. Easy to do.” And then walked away
without further comment. At the city finals,
hundreds of fans turned up to cheer Maze on in her
race through the four stages of the course. Maze
made it through the first three stages with record-
breaking times without even a stumble. It didn’t
look like she was breaking a sweat! She only took
17.25 seconds to get through the first stage and the
second stage was just as quick, with it only taking
her an incredible 2 minutes 6 seconds. Then comes
the very difficult third stage. So many people have
failed at this stage, almost all of them not making it
through. Maze made it seem as if it was child's play
though! The Ultimate Cliffhanger is the obstacle
that beats the most competitors, and yet Maze didn’t
hesitate or struggle! After finishing the third stage
comes the fourth and final, a 75-foot rope climb you
have to complete in 30 seconds. Maze’s fans are
screaming so loud the announcer can barely be
heard! After

only 16.3 seconds, Maze makes it to the top, hitting the buzzer and winning the $1,000,000 prize.
Everyone was in shock at her speed and skill. With the buzzer, the crowd went wild, and we asked
her afterward what she plans to do with all that money. “Buy a new knife…and uh..go on a trip.”
No one has ever done anything like this before, and I doubt will ever see anything like this ever
again