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Editor’s letter
Is it time to slap an NC-17 rating on our presidential debates? more Jerry Springer, complete with angry finger-pointing, accusa-
Civics teachers have long encouraged students to watch the TV tions of criminality, and spouses confronted with old infidelities.
broadcasts, thinking they’ll learn something about the work- Knowing what was coming, many parents banned their kids
ings of American democracy and the great battle of ideas. But from watching the debate, the San Jose Mercury News reported.
this electoral season’s debates haven’t exactly been kid-friendly. Trenna Sutcliffe, a pediatrician from Los Altos, Calif., told her
In the Republican primaries, Donald Trump personally insulted 8- and 6-year-old that they couldn’t watch because “there were
his rivals (remember “Lyin’ Ted”?) and discussed the size of his going to be a lot of unkind words.” Now, politics has always
hands and his “something else” on stage. Since then, the debates been a contact sport, and part of the fun of presidential debates
have only grown more explicit. This week’s showdown between is seeing a candidate reel from a well-delivered zinger, like Ron-
Trump and Hillary Clinton saw the GOP nominee asked about ald Reagan’s “There you go again” line against Jimmy Carter.
a 2005 hot-mike recording in which he bragged about grab- But this election’s face-offs are no longer governed by Queens-
bing women “by the p----.” (See Main Stories and Controversy.) berry Rules, and it might get worse yet before it’s over. I can only
Trump in turn used Bill Clinton’s sordid past to attack Hillary, hope that by the time my 3-year-old daughter is old enough to
noting that several women who’d accused the former president stay up and watch a debate, she won’t want to—because once
of sexual assault were in the audience, and then pledged to put again it’ll be 90 minutes of policy talk that Theunis Bates
his rival “in jail.” The debate was less Lincoln vs. Douglas and will bore the kid to sleep. Managing editor
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THE WEEK October 21, 2016
4 NEWS The main stories...
Trump turns his guns on the GOP
What happened as “embattled down-ballot Republicans
GOP presidential candidate Donald still need Trump voters.” But it’s essential
Trump triggered a civil war within his we have a “check on a potential Hillary
own party this week, after dozens of con- Clinton presidency.”
gressional Republicans announced they
could no long support his candidacy, and Trump’s promise to have Clinton locked
House Speaker Paul Ryan told his mem- up was a “disturbing low in presidential
bers they were free to abandon the presi- politics,” said The Washington Post.
dential nominee and focus on their own The unprecedented threat proves Trump
campaigns. The exodus—which included would rule like an “autocrat,” using
Sen. John McCain—took place after the the power of the presidency to pun-
release last Friday of a 2005 Access Hol- ish his enemies, the press, and anyone
lywood video in which the GOP nominee who dared oppose him. It’s hardly any
was caught on a hot mike bragging in surprise he continues to ally himself with
graphic terms about how he “can do Rallying his supporters in Florida Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. In the
anything” to women because he’s a star, debate, Trump dismissed government
including “grab ’em by the p----y.” (See Controversy.) Republicans intelligence reports that Russian hackers are interfering in the U.S.
had already grown concerned that Democratic nominee Hillary election, and falsely claimed that Russian and Syrian government
Clinton’s widening poll lead over Trump could imperil their con- forces are bombing ISIS, when in fact they’re targeting Syrian
trol of the Senate, and maybe even the House, and when the video rebels and civilians.
emerged, lawmakers began rescinding their endorsements and call-
ing for Trump to step aside. In response, the billionaire business- What the columnists said
man blasted the “weak and ineffective” Ryan for providing him “This is an absolute worst-case scenario for Republicans,” said
with “zero support,” said “the shackles were off” of his campaign, Chris Cillizza in WashingtonPost.com. The party originally lined
and promised retribution against “disloyal” Republicans. Several up behind Trump in the hope he could be “managed” or “brought
GOP lawmakers, including Sen. John Thune of South Dakota, to heel.” But those efforts have failed, and now they’re facing an
sheepishly reversed themselves and said they’d vote for Trump after “angry, cornered, vengeful, selfish” nominee. There is one silver
his supporters berated them as cowards and traitors. lining, said George Will in NationalReview.com. Trump’s inevi-
table defeat will be so ugly and complete that “he can simplify the
While fighting fellow Republicans, Trump also turned up his at- GOP’s quadrennial exercise of writing its post-campaign autopsy.”
tacks on Clinton and her husband, Bill. For the second presidential This year, it can be summed up in one sentence: “Perhaps it is
debate on Sunday, Trump invited as guests three women who had imprudent to nominate a venomous charlatan.”
accused Bill Clinton of sexually assaulting them decades ago (see
Talking Points), and said what the former president did to women Trump isn’t just a charlatan, said Will Saletan in Slate.com. He’s a
was “far worse” than his own “locker room talk” on the 2005 potential dictator who “threatens journalists,” wants to align the
tape. He said that if he wins, he would appoint a special prosecu- U.S. with Putin’s Russia, challenges the validity of our democratic
tor to investigate Clinton’s use of a private email server and put her elections, encourages mob violence, and now threatens to put his
“in jail.” Clinton accused Trump of living in an “alternate reality,” political opponent in jail—all violations of critical norms. “For
and said the 2005 video “represents exactly who he is.” 240 years, Americans worked, fought, and died to get us this far.
We could blow it all in a day.”
Polls suggested Clinton won the debate among all voters, but that
Trump’s aggressive performance helped solidify his support among Still, the Republicans’ mass defection may backfire, said Josh
Republicans. Still, the RealClearPolitics.com national poll average Kraushaar in NationalJournal.com. Their endorse-but-don’t-
showed Clinton opening a command- defend strategy was “awkward, but it
ing lead of 6.2 points, up 2 points from was working”—most GOP House and
last week. Polls also showed her pulling What next? Senate candidates were “running well
ahead in battleground states such as Trump’s advisers say they’re no longer trying to ahead of Trump.” But if Trump loyal-
Pennsylvania, Florida, North Carolina, expand his support base, said Monica Langley ists now punish Republican lawmakers
and even Ohio. in The Wall Street Journal. The new strategy is for abandoning ship, this could turn
to “amplify his no-holds-barred attacks against into a total Democratic rout. Whatever
What the editorials said Clinton” in a bid to depress Democratic turnout. happens, this week marks the start of
The Republican Party is undergoing a Clinton’s team say she’ll continue to ignore “the Republican civil war,” said Jona-
“truly historic rupture,” said National personal attacks on her and focus on Trump’s than Tobin in CommentaryMagazine
Review.com. While the timing of this unitness for the presidency, said Edward-Isaac .com. If Trump loses, he’ll inevitably
“open revolt” is curious—were Trump’s Dovere in Politico.com. Her aides always knew blame the party for his defeat—and
comments on the tape that much worse this would be a particularly “intense” campaign, his supporters are already “vowing
than anything else he has said?—it is but even they’re surprised by how grim and vengeance.” Will they sit out the 2018
welcome nonetheless. Ryan and his col- ugly it has become. After four more weeks of midterms, and will Trump return for
leagues must now “separate themselves” savage personal attacks, many Americans will the 2020 election? It’s too early to say,
from their toxic nominee, and focus be in need of “a juice cleanse, a yoga retreat, but mainstream Republicans certainly
Newscom
on preserving their Senate and House [or] some kind of deep mud scrub.” won’t be able to take their party back
majorities. It’ll be a tough line to tread, “without a fight.”
Illustration by Fred Harper.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016 Cover photos from AP, Newscom, Media Bakery
... and how they were covered NEWS 5
The WikiLeaks dump came just hours after the Obama admin- But Clinton is right that politicians “need a public and a private po-
istration formally accused Russia of trying to influence the 2016 sition,” said Matthew Yglesias in Vox.com. Just look at the example
election by stealing and disclosing emails from the Democratic she used in a speech: President Lincoln’s backroom machinations to
National Committee and other institutions and prominent indi- pass the 13th Amendment, which ended slavery. Broadcasting nego-
viduals. Podesta accused Moscow of also being behind the latest tiations in public, especially in our polarized environment, promotes
hack and claimed that longtime Donald Trump aide Roger Stone posturing and “is antithetical to compromise.” Clinton’s speeches
had received advance warning of the leak, noting that Stone had show she can operate within the system, and isn’t a fantasy candi-
tweeted in August that it would soon be “Podesta’s time in the bar- date who’s going to “clean up the mess in Washington.”
rel.” Stone called the accusation a “vile smear.”
Should we rely on WikiLeaks as a source? asked Andrew McCarthy
What the editorials said in NationalReview.com. If the information is authentic, we are obli-
Now we know why Clinton never released these transcripts: they gated to consider it. But by promoting this material, “we are encour-
would have cost her the nomination, said The Wall Street Journal. aging more rogue behavior, consciously or not.” Our best defense is
But while Sanders’ progressive supporters might argue that the leaks to encrypt every form of private and government digital communica-
show Clinton to be a Wall Street crony, our guess is that she was tion. We have to shut the back doors that Putin’s intelligence services
actually conning the bankers, angling for campaign contributions use to steal and publish important information, “even if that means
and earning her $200,000-plus speaking fees. “When a presidential it is lost to election campaigns and high-stakes public debates.”
It wasn’t all bad QFive years ago, Turia Pitt was told by doctors that she’d QThe world’s oldest man has
never race again. The Australian mining engineer and fitness finally celebrated his bar mitzvah,
QA California teenager’s com- fanatic had been caught in a bushfire during an outback 100 years late. Born in Poland
mute just got a lot easier, thanks ultramarathon and suffered horrific burns to 65 percent of in 1903, Israel Kristal missed his
to a kindhearted cop. Since his her body. She spent 864 days in the hospital, lost the use of Jewish coming-of-age ceremony
car broke down in July, Jourdan seven of her fingers, and because he turned 13 when World
Duncan, 18, has had to walk to underwent more than War I was raging. After his 113th
and from his job at a packaging 200 operations. But Pitt birthday earlier this year, he was
line—2½ hours each way. Officer started race training again recognized as the world’s oldest
Kirk Keffer recently spotted Dun- as soon as she could and man by Guinness World Records,
can walking home and stopped to last week completed the and the Auschwitz survivor’s fam-
talk to the teen. Impressed by his prestigious Ironman World ily decided it was time to hold his
work ethic, Keffer gave Duncan Championships in Hawaii, long-overdue bar mitvah. On the
a lift home and a few days later swimming 2.4 miles, big day, his children, grandchildren
presented him with a mountain cycling 112 miles, and run- and nearly 30 great-grandchildren
bike that he and his colleagues ning 26.2 miles in 14 hours gathered at his home in Israel.
had bought. “There’s not a lot of 37 minutes 30 seconds. “Everyone sang and danced
18-year-olds out there that have After the race, Pitt said she around him,” said his daughter
this dedication,” said Keffer. Pitt crosses the finish line. felt “really bloody proud.” Shulamith, “He was very happy.”
AP (2)
is always a good thing for tattoo on his penis to support presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.
anyone,” she said. Scalia’s seat remains vacant.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time,” Joshua Hughes said.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
The U.S. at a glance ... NEWS 7
Palm Springs, Calif. Standing Rock Sioux Pittsburgh
Police killings: Two Palm Springs Reservation, N.D. Mars mission:
officers—one of them the new mother Pipeline protest: The Standing Rock President Obama
of a 4-month-old baby—were shot dead Sioux tribe and other Native American this week announced
this week while responding to a domestic groups protesting the Dakota Access that NASA will part-
disturbance Pipeline vowed to dig in for the winter ner up with private
involving a this week after a federal appeals court aerospace companies
gang member rejected their request to halt construction with the goal of
allegedly armed on the controversial project. Tribe mem- sending humans to Ready for humans?
with an assault bers from across the U.S. have traveled to Mars by the 2030s.
rifle. Officer the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation to In a CNN op-ed written two days ahead
Lesley Zerebny, protest the 1,170-mile oil pipeline—which of the Frontiers Conference in Pittsburgh,
27, and they say would destroy sacred burial where the president was scheduled to
A memorial to the victims
35-year police grounds and threaten the reservation’s give a speech on the mission, Obama
department veteran Jose Gilbert “Gil” main water source, the Missouri River. said that the U.S. government’s ultimate
Vega responded to the home of John Last month, the U.S. government tempo- goal was not only to send astronauts to
Hernandez Felix, 26, after Felix’s father rarily blocked construction of the pipeline the Red Planet and return them safely to
rushed to a neighbor’s house saying his while the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Earth but also to “one day remain there
son had a gun and was “ready to shoot reviewed the project. But this week, a for an extended time.” NASA is already
all the police.” As the officers asked Felix federal appeals court said the company working with two private companies,
to step outside, he opened fire with an in charge of the pipeline, Energy Transfer Elon Musk’s SpaceX and aerospace giant
AR-15, officials said. The shooting led Partners, could continue construction Boeing, to develop crew capsules to take
to a 12-hour standoff that ended when on private land up to where the pipeline astronauts to the International Space
police used chemical agents to would cross under the Missouri River. Station. A number of private com-
force Felix out of his house. panies are also currently work-
Prosecutors said Felix, a gang ing on their own Mars plans,
member previously impris- including SpaceX, which has
oned for assault with a deadly vowed to send 1 million people
weapon, was wearing body to colonize the planet over the
armor and had planned “kill next century.
police officers.’’ Felix was
charged with two counts of
first-degree murder.
Phoenix
Arpaio facing charges: Less
than a month before his
bid for re-election,
firebrand Arizona
sheriff Joe Arpaio Florida, Georgia, South Carolina,
will face criminal North Carolina, and Virginia
Arpaio: Vowing to fight Devastation from Hurricane Matthew: At least
contempt-of-court
charges over his controversial immigra- 34 people were killed across five U.S. states
tion patrols in Maricopa County, the this week as Hurricane Matthew moved north Flooding in Lumberton, N.C.
U.S. Justice Department announced this from Haiti and Cuba and slammed into the East
week. Arpaio, 84, a prominent Donald Coast—downing trees, unleashing torrential flooding, and leaving more than a million
Trump supporter who calls himself people without power. The storm prompted the largest mandatory hurricane evacua-
“America’s Toughest Sheriff,” has drawn tion in the country since 2012, as hundreds of thousands of people fled their homes
widespread condemnation for his policy in Florida, North Carolina, and Georgia, and Walt Disney World closed its parks in
of stopping and detaining Latino drivers Florida for just the fourth time in its 45-year history. As the hurricane made landfall in
on the suspicion they were illegal immi- South Carolina, wind speeds hit 75 mph—significantly lower than the 145 mph winds
grants and then handing them over to experienced in Haiti, but enough to cause widespread destruction.
immigration enforcement officials, even The brunt of the deaths came in North Carolina, where at least 18 people died—many
though they had committed no crimes. In of them trapped in cars submerged by floodwater, or hit by downed trees. North Carolina
2013, a federal judge ruled that Arpaio Gov. Pat McCrory warned that the death toll was expected to rise in the state as flooding
and his deputies had engaged in racial continued into the week, and that a breach in the Woodlake dam was “imminent,” endan-
profiling and ordered them to stop the gering people in the area who had so far refused to evacuate. He urged them to get out
patrols—an order that prosecutors say immediately. “If we say the water’s coming,” said McCrory, “we mean it.” McCrory also
Arpaio has repeatedly ignored. Arpaio confirmed that a state trooper had fatally shot a man in Lumberton during a “confronta-
tion” in a flooded area that emergency workers were trying to traverse. Another nine
AP, NASA, Newscom (2)
Tijuana, Mexico
Haitians stuck at border: Tent
cities have sprung up at the U.S.-
Mexican border as thousands of
Haitians wait for a chance to cross
into the United States. Haitians were
given easier access to the U.S. after the
2010 earthquake that devastated their
Desperate to reach the U.S. country. But the Obama administra-
tion scrapped that program earlier this
year, after a surge in the number of Haitians seeking asylum. The
news of the policy change apparently hasn’t reached the refugees
who arrive by the hundreds every day, many after traveling over-
land from Brazil, which had its own preferential settlement pro-
gram following the earthquake but is now in economic crisis.
Istanbul
Pipeline for Russia: Turkey and Russia have patched things
up. Russian President Vladimir Putin met in Istanbul
this week with Turkish President Recep Tayyip
Erdogan and revived a plan to build the Turkish
Stream pipeline, which would run under the Black
Sea to Turkey and Greece. The pipeline would allow
Russian gas to reach Western markets without going
through Ukraine, which means Moscow could cut
Erdogan and Putin
Ukraine’s gas off without affecting Russian shipments
to the EU. Turkish-Russian ties were strained last year after Turkey
shot down a Russian plane on the Syrian border. But Turkey, a
NATO member, has since clashed with the U.S. over Washington’s
support for Syrian Kurdish rebels, whom Erdogan regards as terror-
ists. Putin has sought to exploit that rift.
Bogotá, Colombia
The other guerrillas: Fresh off winning the Nobel Peace Prize for
his negotiations to end the conflict with FARC rebels, Colombian
President Juan Manuel Santos has opened peace talks with his
country’s other big guerrilla group, the National Liberation Army, Caracas
or ELN. The group, which has some 1,500 fighters, said this Putin the peacemaker: Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has
week that it would free all of its created a brand-new peace prize to honor his late predecessor,
hostages, a condition Santos had Hugo Chávez, and its first recipient is Russian President Vladimir
set for negotiations. Colombians Putin. The prize, a miniature copy of a statue of Chávez by a
narrowly voted to reject Santos’ Russian artist, will go to national or international figures “who
deal with FARC last month, but have excelled in the struggle for peace.” Putin was honored with
that doesn’t mean hostilities will the award, Maduro said, for being a “fighter for peace, for bal-
Newscom (3), AP, Newscom
resume. The two sides are work- ance, and a builder of a pluripolar, multicentric world.” Maduro
ing on amendments to the peace did not mention Putin’s forcible annexation of Crimea from
deal that could be acceptable to the Ukraine, the ongoing Russian airstrikes in Syria that have killed
Colombian political opposition, led hundreds of civilians, or the invasion of Chechnya that he over-
Coming to the negotiating table by former President Álvaro Uribe. saw in 1999, which left at least 25,000 civilians dead.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
The world at a glance ... NEWS 9
Aleppo, Syria Jerusalem
Civilians bombed: Russian and Settlement sparks U.S. ire: Israeli
Syrian regime jets continued their Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
bombardment of rebel-held eastern phoned Secretary of State John
Aleppo this week, killing scores of Kerry this week to ask that the
civilians, including children. Russia U.S. not support a U.N. Security
has all but abandoned the pretense Council resolution condemning the
Crying after Russian airstrikes
that it is fighting ISIS in Syria, as it construction of settlements in the A settlement in the West Bank
has now given the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad anti- West Bank. Israel was alarmed at
aircraft weaponry, even though ISIS has no planes. French President unusually strong criticism from the U.S. last week after it approved
François Hollande said Russia could face war crimes charges over a plan to move settlers from one West Bank outpost illegally built
its actions in Syria and later announced that he would not accom- on Palestinian-owned land to new houses in another outpost that
pany Russian President Vladimir Putin to a ceremony in Paris, was once illegal but which Israel legalized in 2012. The announce-
prompting Putin to cancel a planned visit to France. Last week, ment came just three weeks after the Obama administration agreed
Russia vetoed a U.N. Security Council resolution proposed by to a 10-year, $38 billion military aid package for Israel. The State
France and Spain that demanded a stop to the bombing of Aleppo. Department “strongly condemned” the settlement plan in a state-
ment, saying it ran counter to the security interests Israel was
seeking to protect with the military deal. Some Israelis believe that
President Obama may seek to rebuke Netanyahu through the U.N.
Islamabad
Top journalist held: Pakistan was facing an international outcry
this week after it put a travel ban on Cyril Almeida, a prominent
columnist in Dawn, the country’s most respected English-language
newspaper. Almeida is being investigated over a story in which he
alleged that Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif recently told the mili-
tary it must act against jihadist terrorist groups operating inside
the country or Pakistan would face international isolation. The
story was most likely leaked from within the Sharif administra-
tion, so the government’s expression of outrage at its publication
is seen as disingenuous. Almeida has been put on the Exit Control
List, which effectively suspends his passport.
Sanaa, Yemen
Saudis bomb funeral: Saudi-led
coalition jets bombed a funeral for
a Houthi rebel commander in the
Yemeni capital this week, killing
more than 140 people, including
children, and enraging the local
After the Saudi attack population. The Saudi coalition
is backed by the U.S., and shortly after the funeral attack, two
missiles were fired from Houthi-held territory at a U.S. Navy
destroyer in the Red Sea. The Pentagon said it was investigating
the source of the missiles. “Anybody who puts U.S. Navy ships at
risk does so at their own peril,” said Defense Department spokes-
man Capt. Jeff Davis. The Obama administration said it had “ini-
Getty, Tomas Munita/The New York Times/Redux, Jane Hahn/The New York Times/Redux, Getty
Bush and he was reported to be negotiating was guarding two of her sisters at a Parisian
a separation deal with the network. “There night club when the robbers broke in, tied
QToday show co-host Billy Bush lost
is simply no excuse for Billy’s language her up with tape, and stole her jewelry.
his job this week after the leak of a and behavior,” said Today producer Noah QBrad Pitt will not face prosecution after an
bombshell 2005 video in which he Oppenheim. Bush, 44—a cousin of former incident involving his estranged wife and his
and Donald Trump carried on a President George W. Bush and the married son aboard a private jet last month. Pitt, 52,
lewd conversation about women. father of three daughters—said he was and Angelina Jolie, 41, were flying with their
The video, shot in a van as Trump “ashamed’’ of his behavior and that he was six children from Nice, France, to Burbank,
was en route to tape an Access “less mature” at the time. Calif., when they got into an argument. After
Robert Fairer/The New York Times/Redux, Getty (2)
Hollywood segment, shows Bush QKim Kardashian has beefed up security their son Maddox intervened, Pitt was seen
giggling as Trump recalled his after a gang of thieves robbed her of $10 mil- on security cameras “looking drunk” and
attempt to seduce married TV lion in jewelry at gunpoint in a Paris hotel. In yelling at the 15-year-old, Us Weekly reported.
host Nancy O’Dell and bragged of assembling her new team, Kardashian, 35, Jolie subsequently filed for divorce, and a
forcing himself on women—including met with Israeli army veterans and former tipster called authorities with allegations of
“grabbing them by the p----.” When agents of the CIA and Secret Service, TMZ child abuse that were referred to the FBI. But
actress Arianne Zucker came to meet .com reports. She plans to have two armed the agency has decided not to pursue any
Trump in the studio lot, Bush called guards at all times and travel in an armored charges. “[Pitt] certainly could have behaved
her “hot as s---” and then encouraged car. Kardashian will also continue to employ better,” a source tells the New York Daily
her to hug Trump. NBC suspended her main bodyguard, Pascal Duvier, who News. “But there was no physical abuse.”
ISIS adherent who speaks English has due process. But a federal court dismissed the
seen his lectures on YouTube or read his case on national security grounds. ism officer. “It really is like plutonium.
articles in Inspire, the online al Qaida It’s toxic, and it doesn’t go away.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
12 NEWS Best columns: The U.S.
Seven years later, President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize is an embar-
Obama’s rassment, said Sohrab Ahmari. When Obama accepted the honor after It must be true...
premature less than a year in office with trademark eloquence, “the philosopher-
president was the toast of Europe.” The Nobel Committee swooned over
I read it in the tabloids
Peace Prize Obama’s lofty “transnationalism,” whereby all states would submit to
“norms drawn up by law professors and global organizations” and the
QA suspected drug dealer
drew the police’s attention by
Sohrab Ahmari U.S. would retreat from its dominant role on the world stage. The results sticking a handwritten note
The Wall Street Journal of “a humbler Washington” are on brutal display in Aleppo, where Syria’s to the front door of her West
genocidal president Bashar al-Assad and his Russian allies—emboldened Virginia home complaining
by American inaction—are “setting women and children alight with about “snitches.” April Lynn
incendiary ordnance.” Millions of refugees fleeing Syria’s violent disinte- Lavender piqued the cops’
gration have flooded into Europe, shattering the EU’s unity. As Russian curiosity by posting a sign
dictator Vladimir Putin expands his influence, his pilots brazenly menace that read, “Due to snitches
everyone entering my home
the airspaces of France, Norway, Spain, and the U.K. Obama and his ad-
is subject to being searched.”
mirers on the Nobel Committee thought that if the U.S. stopped its med- When police entered the
dling, the world could deal with evil through diplomacy and negotiation. house, they allegedly found
Now, thanks to Obama’s “endless patience for rogues,” Europe is being heroin, methamphetamines,
destabilized and Syrians are being slaughtered. Some peace. and other drugs, and arrested
Lavender. “Sometimes the
criminals make our job pretty
Donald Trump is right: “Famous men can do whatever they want to
Celebrities do women,” said Lovia Gyarkye. When Trump boasted in the now in-
easy,” said an officer.
get away with famous video that he could “do anything” to women and get away
with it because he’s “a star,” he was just revealing a sad reality. Roman
Q A 9-week-old British baby
with an exceptionally full
sexual assault Polanski drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl, escaped prosecution,
and later won “an Academy Award to a standing ovation.” Kobe Bry-
head of hair is
causing a sensa-
tion wherever he
Lovia Gyarkye ant’s reputation took only a brief hit after he paid off a civil suit from goes. Chelsea
NewRepublic.com a 19-year-old hotel employee who said he’d raped her. For decades, Bill Noon’s son,
Cosby got away with numerous sexual assaults, dismissing his accusers Junior, was
as unstable women who were after his money. “The list goes on and born with an
on.” Right now, New York Knicks guard Derrick Rose is embroiled in unusually thick
a civil suit for allegedly gang-raping an unconscious ex-girlfriend with mane, which
two buddies. His defense: She wanted it. The main concern of the team maternity
and its fans “appears to be how this will affect Rose’s play.” In our nurses told her
culture, allegations of sexual assault against a male celebrity are viewed would soon fall out. “But he
as an “inconvenient obstacle” to be overcome, “rather than the gravest hasn’t lost any of it,” she said,
of accusations.” Trump’s boast about how famous, powerful men can “and it has grown.” Junior’s
treat women “is a reflection of who we are.” fluffy, towering bouffant has
earned him the nickname
“Baby Bear,” and made him
After Donald Trump goes down to defeat, how do Republicans rebuild a celebrity in his hometown.
The GOP’s their party? asked David Frum. Many conservatives are arguing that the “Usually it takes me about
40 minutes to do my weekly
future after GOP needs to return to its pre-Trump principles of small government,
tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy, free trade, and deep cuts in shop in [the supermarket],
and now it takes two hours,”
Trump entitlement programs. But Trump’s takeover of the GOP “exposed the
weakness” of this 1980s-style conservative ideology. As awful as Trump Noon said.
David Frum is “as a candidate and human being,” he accurately saw that “millions QIraq’s Transport Minister
The Atlantic of Americans who do not deserve to be dismissed as bigots were sick of has claimed his country’s
the happy talk” about immigration, globalization, and trickle-down eco- new airport will be built
nomics, and had become deeply pessimistic about their future. He saw on the site of a Sumerian
that working-class voters felt abandoned by the big-money elites in both spaceport built by aliens
7,000 years ago. At a press
parties who control Washington. After the election, Trump voters will
conference, Kazem Finjan
not suddenly decide they were wrong about all this, so Republicans had told stunned journalists that
better find a way to address the real anxieties the billionaire showman ancient Sumerians were ex-
cunningly exploited—which have also given rise to the Brexit and na- traterrestrials who interbred
tionalist movements in Europe. “The way to respond to a political tide is with earthlings and used
not to command it to halt, but to divert and channel it.” the site in southern Iraq for
trips to and from the stars.
“When the Sumerians settled
Viewpoint “A decade ago almost no one had a smartphone. Now the average American
here, they knew full well that
spends five and a half hours a day with digital media, and the young spend
the atmosphere here was
far more time. A lot of this traffic is driven by the fear of missing out. The apps generate small
suitable for flying to outer
habitual behaviors, like swiping right or liking a post, that generate ephemeral dopamine bursts. Any
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second that you’re feeling bored, lonely, or anxious, you feel this deep hunger to open an app and space,” he said. Finjan also
get that burst. You can have a day of happy touch points without any of the scary revelations or the stated that the Sumerians
boring, awkward, or uncontrollable moments that constitute actual intimacy.” had discovered Pluto and a
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POLAND “We’ve got a revolution on our hands,” said outburst of anger against an attempt to limit their
Edwin Bendyk. The problem for Law and Justice basic rights,” tens of thousands of women put on
Our defiant leader Jaroslaw Kaczynski, though, is that it’s not
the cultural revolution he desperately wanted.
black clothes, boycotted work, and staged street
protests in cities across Poland. Eager to quell the
women Since taking office last November, his right-wing,
staunchly Catholic party has tried to topple our
rage, lawmakers rejected the proposed law 352-58
just a few days later. But by that point, a progres-
in black secular democracy and put the Church back in the sive opposition movement had already been born.
center of public life. But the government pushed Polish women now understand that, united, they
Edwin Bendyk
too hard when it recently announced that it was can force change. Newly emboldened, they may
Polityka considering new legislation that would have seek to loosen Poland’s existing abortion law—
banned abortion in all circumstances—even if already one of the most restrictive in Europe—or
the pregnancy put the mother’s life at risk—and oust politicians who support misogynistic policies.
that would have imprisoned women for up to The revolution against the Law and Justice party
five years for seeking an abortion. “In a collective and all it stands for is only just beginning.
How they see us: Locked in a new Cold War with Russia
The Cold War is officially back, said Baltic region’s own “Cuban missile
Mark MacKinnon in The Globe and crisis”—but in 1962, the Soviets were
Mail (Canada). “Not since the 1980s forced to turn back the weapons. In
has the hostility between East and this case, the missiles are there, in
West bubbled over on so many fronts the heart of Europe, and they could
at the same time.” Last week alone, be used to take out Berlin. The ter-
armed Russian fighter jets flew over rifying part is that a mishap could
Finland and Estonia, and Russia moved easily trigger a hot war, said Ugo
nuclear-capable missiles to Kalinin- Tramballi in Il Sole 24 Ore (Italy).
grad, a tiny Russian territory wedged “Never before have there been so
between Poland and Lithuania. Then many warships on the Baltic Sea or
Washington and Moscow began “a so many aircraft in the sky above it.”
dangerous war of words.” U.S. Secre- The situation is even more danger-
tary of State John Kerry said Russia A Russian Su-27 fighter in Finnish airspace last week ous in Syria, “where the Russians
should be investigated for war crimes and the Americans are fighting right
for its merciless bombardment of the Syrian city of Aleppo, next to each other, on the same battlefield.” If Russian forces ac-
where thousands of civilians have been killed. The Kremlin cidentally killed American troops, or vice versa, we could face an
quickly fired back, accusing the U.S. of plotting to attack its unprecedented international crisis.
military base in Syria and saying that it was considering reopen-
ing bases in Vietnam and Cuba. The U.S. government capped Listen to these paranoid Westerners! said Dmitry Olshansky in
off the week by formally accusing Russia of hacking and leaking Komsomolskaya Pravda (Russia). U.S. and European headlines
emails from the Democratic National Committee in an attempt rant about “Putin’s attack on the free world,” accusing him of
to influence the presidential election. Moscow, it seems, has been manipulating a Manchurian candidate and preparing to march
trying to ensure that Republican candidate Donald Trump—who into Estonia. Honestly, if any of it were true, I might feel “a
has repeatedly called Russian President Vladimir Putin a “strong sense of pride,” thinking, “Wow, what a formidable country I
leader”—moves into the Oval Office. live in!” In reality, of course, it is “complete nonsense.” The mis-
sile deployment in Kaliningrad, for example, was not a secret,
This is worse than the Cold War ever was, said Hanno Kautz nor a threat, but a routine part of military training exercises.
in Bild (Germany). Back then, Moscow and Washington “knew Here’s what Russia really wants: compromise on Ukraine and
their red lines and respected them,” says German Foreign Min- Syria, sanctions lifted, trade, and dialogue. That amounts to a
ister Frank-Walter Steinmeier. “These new times are different, “defensive, conservative plan to keep the status quo in a more or
Reuters
more dangerous.” Some are calling the Kaliningrad situation the less peaceful state.” Can’t we all live with that?
Incredible but true: It’s now officially a crime to bars. The law also bans the singing of obscene
AUSTRALIA expose your derriere in public in the Australian songs or ballads in public, which means most of
state of Victoria, said James Norman. For many the great Australian songbook. It’s a ridiculously
Demanding the Aussies, the sight of partygoers mooning in the
street or the occasional streaker interrupting a
over-the-top piece of legislation. More than
100 people have pledged to flaunt their naked
right to bare cricket match “is almost an expected spectacle.” backsides outside the Victorian Parliament House
It might irritate some prudes, but we’ve never felt at the next full moon in protest, but police have
our buttocks the need for a specific law “to police such lar- warned them to keep their pants on or face “crim-
rikin behavior.” Yet thanks to a new amendment inal charges.” It’s bonkers. If you go to Germany,
James Norman
to Victoria’s Summary Offenses Act, people who it’s not uncommon to see whole families picnick-
The Sydney Morning Herald
indulge in these relatively harmless displays of ing naked in city parks, but here we’re cracking
public nudity could now face up to two months in down on mooning. Our “Victorian morality” has
prison. Repeat offenders risk six months behind made us “the laughingstock of the world.”
ISRAEL Have we done something to offend the House of senting his mother, Queen Elizabeth II—not the
Windsor? asked The Jerusalem Post. In the 68 government. So why won’t the royals officially set
Why don’t years since Israel was established on land once
ruled by the U.K., no member of the British royal
foot on Israeli soil? Some argue that they’re biased
against the Jewish state. Others claim that the U.K.
British royals family has visited the Jewish state in an official
capacity. In that time, the royals have toured Saudi
doesn’t want to damage ties with Gulf Arab states,
which are major buyers of British arms. Whatever
ever visit? Arabia, Qatar, Jordan, and other Arab states. But the reason, the royals will soon “have an opportu-
the Middle East’s only democracy has yet to make nity to make amends.” Next year marks the 100th
Editorial
it onto their itinerary. It’s true that Prince Charles anniversary of the Balfour Declaration, in which
The Jerusalem Post has attended two state funerals here: Prime Minis- His Majesty’s Government first supported the
ter Yitzhak Rabin’s in 1995, and former President creation of a national home for the Jewish people.
Shimon Peres’ last month. But on both occasions, “After 100 years, it is time for the current majes-
Getty
Buckingham Palace stressed that he was repre- ties to show where they stand.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
16 NEWS Talking points
Noted Bill Clinton: Behind the rape claim
QPeople who still live in “Republican nominee Don- grabbed her hand, looked at
their hometown are much ald Trump told the world he her very seriously, and said,
more likely to vote for Re- would make former President “I want you to know that
publican presidential nomi- Bill Clinton’s sexual history an we appreciate everything
nee Donald Trump than issue in the 2016 presidential you do for Bill.” Broaddrick
for Democratic rival Hillary campaign,” said Jonathan says she interpreted that as
Clinton. Forty percent of Cohn in HuffingtonPost.com, a warning. Well, Hillary
Trump’s likely voters live in and this week, “he did it.” does have a history of going
the community where they Before and during the second after her husband’s accusers,
spent their youth, com-
presidential debate, Trump put said Ian Tuttle in National
pared with just 29 percent
a spotlight on three women Review.com. ABC anchor
of Clinton voters. Broaddrick: Are her allegations credible?
TheAtlantic.com
who have accused Clinton of George Stephanopoulos, a
sexual assaults—including Juanita Broaddrick, a former spokesman for President Clinton, wrote
QNearly half of men ages retired Arkansas nursing-home operator who says in his memoirs that Hillary’s response to all Bill’s
25 to 54 who’ve given up Clinton raped her in 1978. Is her claim credible? accusers—including Gennifer Flowers, Paula
looking for a job take pain
Broaddrick says the assault occurred when she Jones, and Monica Lewinsky—was to “stand by
medication on a daily
basis, a new Princeton
was serving as a volunteer for Clinton’s guberna- her man” and participate in his aides’ efforts to
University study found. torial campaign, and Clinton lured her to a hotel destroy the accusers’ reputations.
In two-thirds of those room. There, she says, he raped her. Broaddrick
cases, they take highly made no report at the time, and two decades later I’m a loyal Hillary supporter, but right now “I’m
addictive prescription pain signed an affidavit stating that rumors she’d been furious with Bill,” said Heidi Stevens in Chicago
medication. assaulted were “untrue.” But during Kenneth Tribune.com. Hillary has been “an ardent
Bloomberg.com Starr’s investigation, she reversed herself. champion of women and children’s rights since
QThe weight of the aver- the ’80s,” but thanks to Bill’s inexcusable track
age American reaches an What makes Broaddrick’s claim more credible, record with women, her historic campaign is
annual low this time of said Dylan Matthews in Vox.com, is that several being dragged through the muck by Trump. Even
year, ac- of her friends and her ex-husband all say that worse, Bill’s sexual past has given Trump a means
cording to a she told them in 1978 Clinton had raped her. to distract the country from his own long history
new Cornell But another of Broaddrick’s allegations cited by of womanizing, harassment, and groping. How
University Trump—that Hillary threatened her—is far more terribly ironic it would be for Broaddrick to get
study. Most questionable. Broaddrick says that a few weeks her revenge on Bill by helping to install a misogy-
people then after the alleged assault, she ran into Hillary, who nist predator like Trump as our president.
experience a long weight
climb through Thanksgiv-
ing, Hanukkah, Christmas,
and New Year, peaking on
Obama: Enjoying a second honeymoon
New Year’s Day. This 10- “If you watched either of the first two general- ing before our eyes.” Obamacare is such a mess
week pound pile-on takes election debates,” said Steve Benen in MSNBC that “even Democrats are running away” from it.
an average of five months .com, “you saw a Republican ticket that’s Obama’s foreign policy shift toward “lofty speech
to lose. absolutely convinced President Obama is a spec- and cynical abdication” has led to chaos in the
The New York Times tacular failure, creating an appetite for dramatic Middle East and an emboldened Russian President
Q Democrats employ at national change.” But the American people seem Vladimir Putin. “If the 2016 campaign hadn’t
least 4,200 people working to disagree. Obama’s job approval rating just hit turned into a referendum on character,” right now
to elect presidential nomi- a second-term high of 55 percent, making him Obama’s party “would be 20 points behind.”
nee Hillary Clinton from “more popular now than Ronald Reagan was at
campaign headquarters this point in the Republican icon’s second term.” In the real world, however, Obama’s popular-
and in battleground states, Obama’s late surge “is due, in no small part, to ity surge is “horrible news for Donald Trump,”
compared with 880 paid Donald Trump,” said Sarah Wheaton in Politico said Paul Waldman, also in The Washington
staffers working for the .com. Voters are feeling wistful about the classy Post. “Only twice has the incumbent president’s
Republicans. “No Drama Obama,” thanks to the belliger- approval been over 50 percent at this point and
NBCNews.com ent businessman’s “steady stream of derogatory, his party not won the election.” Obama’s popu-
Q New York officials are inflammatory, and downright shocking state- larity also directly contradicts the foundation of
installing special cameras ments.” Obama also shines in comparison with Trump’s entire presidential campaign—that our
at 10 bridges and tunnels the unpopular Democratic nominee, Hillary country is a disaster “where nobody has a job,”
into Manhattan to read Clinton. The improving economy has also helped. crime is soaring, and “terrorists are probably
license plates and capture Seven years after his first-term honeymoon period, going to kill your children on the way home from
images of drivers’ faces. it looks like “the American public is falling back school today.” Trump has had to paint this “post-
The license-plate read-
in love with President Barack Obama.” apocalyptic hellscape” because without it, nobody
ers and facial-recognition
would take the crazy risk of electing a reality-TV
cameras will be connected
to databases of suspected
Obama may be popular in comparison with Clin- star with “no experience in government or interest
Reuters, Getty
terrorists and criminals. ton and Trump, but his legacy is “stillborn,” said in policy.” A majority of Americans seem to think
TheVerge.com Charles Krauthammer in The Washington Post. that while life could be better, overall, “things are
His presidency’s “two central pillars are collaps- going pretty well.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
Talking points NEWS 17
and Andrew Papachristos in The New York story on national news.” Battered, bloodied, and
Monmouth University
Times. Police brutality “rips apart the social con- bruised, hers is “the face of the Ferguson Effect.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
18 NEWS Technology
has a long way to go before it’s Trouble in the troll den forth with bots featuring different personali-
ready to wear. The “environmentally “The infamous message board 4Chan is strug- ties, like “Chef Robert, Renée the Driver, and
unfriendly” dye currently used in its gling to stay afloat,” said Jacob Kastrenakes Officer Ada.” Each bot reacts differently to
solar cells, for example, is a poten- what users say and will correct them when
in TheVerge.com. The site’s owner posted last
tial health hazard, and the fabric
isn’t waterproof. But experts say week that 4Chan hasn’t brought in enough ad they make a mistake. The feature is currently
the first commercial products using revenue to continue paying for the cost of run- available only on the Duolingo iPhone app, in
solar-generating textiles could be ning the site. To survive, 4Chan may have to French, Spanish, and German, but more lan-
available in “the next five years.” close message boards, slow upload speeds, or guages are coming. Duolingo eventually hopes
reduce the size of images that can be posted. It to add spoken conversation as well.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
Health & Science NEWS 19
and no one knows how they got there. remains unclear how caffeine might help—
Engraved with a portrait of the 4th-century the stimulant may block certain chemical
Roman emperor Constantine the Great, the receptors in the brain that could malfunction
five copper coins were found in Katsuren and impair learning and memory as people
Castle, which was built on Okinawa in age. But Ira Driscoll, the study’s author, was
the 13th century. Archaeologists don’t nevertheless encouraged by the results. “The
believe there was any direct link between mounting evidence of caffeine consumption
the Roman Empire and the kingdoms that as a potentially protective factor against
controlled Okinawa, reports The New York cognitive impairment is exciting,” she says.
Times. They speculate that the coins were “Caffeine is an easily modifiable dietary
brought to the island in the 14th or 15th factor.” An estimated 5.4 million Americans
Ishigaki shows the size of the fossilized print. century, when the Kingdom of Ryukyu suffer from Alzheimer’s; one in three seniors
had bustling maritime trade with other dies with some form of dementia.
Enormous dinosaur footprint Asian nations—many of which had once
Paleontologists have unearthed one of the had contact with the Roman Empire. An Health scare of the week
largest dinosaur footprints ever recorded. Ottoman coin was also found at the site, NSAIDs boost heart risks
Found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia, with inscriptions that dated it to 1687. “I Evidence is mounting that common pain-
the print measures 42 inches long and 30 couldn’t believe they’d found coins from the killers such as ibuprofen and naproxen may
inches wide—a 104 in U.S. shoe sizes. It is Roman Empire in Katsuren Castle,” says be tied to greater risk for heart problems,
believed to have been made by a member archaeologist Hiroyuki Miyagi. “I thought reports The Independent (U.K.). Doctors
of the titanosaur family, a group of four- they were replicas that had been dropped have long been concerned that non-
legged, long-necked herbivores that roamed there by tourists.” steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs)
the Earth during the late Cretaceous period, may play a role in heart failure, because
about 70 million to 90 million years ago. Caffeine curbs dementia risk they reduce the body’s ability to metabolize
Researchers cannot determine the dino- Coffee lovers probably don’t need any salt. To investigate that link, researchers
saur’s exact size, but estimate it was nearly more encouragement to indulge in a cup of in Italy examined the health records of
70 feet tall and 100 feet long. While there joe. But a new study suggests caffeine may 7.6 million people who had recently been
is no shortage of dinosaur tracks scattered help stave off dementia and other forms of treated with NSAIDs, and compared them
across the Earth—more than 20,000 have cognitive impairment among older women, with data on 8.2 million people who didn’t
been discovered in the Gobi alone—this reports HuffingtonPost.com. Researchers use the drugs. They found that with the
one is particularly large and well preserved. tracked the brain function and caffeine exception of celecoxib (Celebrex), NSAIDs
“It shows us the posture of the dinosaur— consumption of 6,467 women ages 65 and raised the relative risk of heart failure by
that it has a broad trackway,” Shinobu older, for 10 years. After considering other 19 percent. The higher the dosage of these
Ishigaki, one of the paleontologists who risk factors—including depression, smok- drugs, the greater the risk. The research-
found the print, tells BBC.com. “If we con- ing, heart disease, and alcohol intake—they ers said the fact that these drugs could
tinue to excavate more, we’ll be able to find found the women who drank the caffeine be bought over the counter fueled the
Getty, Okayama University of Science, Getty
out more about its walking style.” Three equivalent of about three misconception that they were harmless
prints belonging to a different dinosaur spe- 8-ounce cups of coffee in high doses. Peter Weissberg, from
cies were also found nearby—a discovery a day reduced their the British Heart Foundation, said
that could help researchers understand the risk for dementia by the study “serves as a reminder
titanosaur’s social behavior. 36 percent. The to doctors to consider carefully
findings don’t how they prescribe NSAIDs, and
Roman coins found in Japan establish a cause- to patients that they should only
Ancient Roman coins have been discovered and-effect rela- take the lowest effective dose for
in the ruins of a medieval Japanese castle— tionship, and it the shortest possible time.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
20 NEWS Pick of the week’s cartoons
THE WEEK October 21, 2016 For more political cartoons, visit: www.theweek.com/cartoons.
ARTS 21
Review of reviews: Books
Jacobs in the trainwreck pantheon, suggest-
Book of the week ing that sexism, rather than racism, was the
Trainwreck: The Women We reason Jacobs’ 1861 autobiography was
discredited. More persuasive is the brief
Love to Hate, Mock, and Fear... Doyle offers for Britney Spears. Spears went
and Why from pop princess to pariah, Doyle argues,
by Sady Doyle (Melville House, $26) largely because she had the misfortune of
undergoing a rocky personal stretch in her
We have all borne witness to the trainwreck mid-20s just as new media platforms had
syndrome, said Lisa Shea in Elle. A young made her every move fodder for public
woman rises to fame only to be publicly consumption.
shamed after a brush with drugs, mental
instability, or perceived sexual infraction. The book’s “primary weakness”—its blind-
The phenomenon long predates even super- Spears in her hot-mess phase
ness to more recent shifts in the culture—is
market tabloids. In Sady Doyle’s “fiercely also the best reason for readers to take hope,
brilliant, must-read exegesis on the sub- lic scrutiny has long been an effective said Megan Garber in TheAtlantic.com.
ject,” Mary Wollstonecraft and Charlotte way to keep women from being heard, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Shonda Rhimes,
Brontë stand shoulder to shoulder with said Salamishah Tillet in The New York and Rihanna are ascendant as celebrities
Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Whitney Times. “Consider, as Doyle does, Mary precisely because each has seized control of
Houston as exemplars of the type. If those Wollstonecraft.” The proto-feminist how her story will be told. These days, in
latter-day celebrities seem less worthy of British writer initially garnered favorable fact, “it’s refreshingly difficult to imagine
a spirited defense, “this book invites you reviews for her landmark 1792 treatise, A one of our current role models following the
to reset your thinking.” Every trainwreck, Vindication of the Rights of Women. But path that Spears has.” And meanwhile, a
Doyle writes, is “a signpost pointing to what when a biography written by her widower woman is perhaps weeks away from being
‘wrong’ is, which boundaries we’re currently revealed her two premarital affairs and elected our next president. Trainwreck,
placing on femininity, which stories we’ll two suicide attempts, the news rendered for the moment, offers a deep analysis of
allow women to have.” her ideas morally suspect for more than a American culture that a wide audience
century. Doyle treads shaky ground when should read. If we’re lucky, though, it will
Subjecting women’s private lives to pub- she tries to include the former slave Harriet “soon prove to be out of date.”
Hero of the Empire: The Boer In this book, Churchill’s celebrated exploits
Novel of the week War, a Daring Escape, and the prove “as farcical as they were courageous,”
Today Will Be Different Making of Winston Churchill said Lynne Olson in The Washington Post.
He arrives in Cape Town with a valet
by Maria Semple (Little, Brown, $27) by Candice Millard (Doubleday, $30) and $4,000 in liquor, and never gets the
Maria Semple has emerged in the past chance he expected to see Britain crush the
four years as “one of America’s best “The powerful Boers. Instead, the former cavalry officer
living comic novelists,” said Michael really are different is riding a train two weeks later when
Schaub in NPR.org. Though her follow- from you and me,” a Boer ambush forces him into action:
up to Where’d You Go, Bernadette is a said Jennifer Senior He saves many lives but is captured and
mere day in the life of one 49-year-old in The New York imprisoned—and then attempts a foolhardy
ex-cartoonist, it “packs in more twists, Times. In this thrill- solo escape. Somehow, he succeeds, and is
jokes, and genuinely moving dialogue ing new account of
than anyone has the right to expect.” duly celebrated back home. At the time, the
a formative adven- British public “needed a hero as much as
Eleanor Flood greets the morning with ture in Winston
a string of resolutions—to be calmer, Churchill wanted to be one.”
Churchill’s life,
to be kinder, to buy local produce—but
fate has other plans. Her son feigns a the future bulldog In hindsight, Churchill’s hubris looks more
stomachache; she learns her husband of World War II earned than Britain’s, said Roger Lowen-
hasn’t shown up at his office. And Britain is only 24 stein in The Wall Street Journal. Most
“things only get weirder from there.” and reporting on a war, not fighting one. British forces had assumed that the Boers—
Halfway through, Eleanor recalls a But the young upstart exhibits a belief in descendants of earlier Dutch and German
painful memory, and the mood shifts, his own greatness that’s as breathtaking as settlers—would be vanquished quickly.
said Elinor Lipman in The Washington it is endearing, and author Candice Millard Instead, the 1899–1902 war “exposed the
Post. Eleanor’s hand-drawn wedding makes his experience of the Second Boer British Empire at its vulnerable apogee—
gift to her sister—a 16-page comic- War “as involving as a popcorn thriller.” a point that Millard brilliantly conveys.”
book tribute that’s reproduced within Millard performed a similar service for She has taken “a well-known piece of
the novel—long ago triggered a still- Teddy Roosevelt in The River of Doubt, Churchilliana” and skillfully turned it into
painful estrangement. But emotional
and for James Garfield in Destiny of the a snapshot of Africa on the cusp of a trans-
baggage is part of what makes Eleanor
such a “Semple-esque” heroine: She’s
Republic. Here, her hero is already a failed formative century, said Lucy Lethbridge in
X17online.com
“a delightful danger to herself and oth- candidate for Parliament when he heads to the Financial Times. “Her keen awareness
ers, sympathetic, and so very smart.” South Africa in 1899, hoping to finally win of the realities (and surrealities) of war” has
the fame he regards as his destiny. yielded a “truly fascinating” book.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
22 ARTS The Book List
Author of the week Best books...chosen by Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis is a child of Hollywood and an award-winning screen actress who
Riad Sattouf currently appears in the Fox comedy-horror series Scream Queens. Her 12th children’s
Riad Sattouf is the product of book, This Is Me, asks readers what they’d pack if leaving home for a new country.
worlds that no longer exist,
said Anna Diamond in The King Rat and Shogun by James Clavell (Dell, read: “And this I believe: that the free, exploring
Atlantic. The Paris-based car- $10 each). When I was 13, I was stranded on mind of the individual human is the most valu-
toonist, now 38, is half French, the island of Sardinia with my father, his young able thing in the world. And this I would fight
half Syrian. When he was a wife, their baby son, a nanny, my older sister, for: the freedom of the mind to take any direc-
child, his family emigrated and our two younger half-sisters who didn’t tion it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight
from Paris to Libya because speak English. I found a copy of King Rat on a against: any idea, religion, or government which
of his father’s bookshelf and it saved me. Historical fiction then limits or destroys the individual.”
enthusiasm
became my favorite genre. Shogun was the first
for Muammar
book I devoured as an adult. Angle of Repose by Wallace Stegner (Vintage,
al-Qaddafi’s
pan-Arab
$17). I once attended a lecture series called “How
rhetoric; once Stoner by John Williams (NYRB Classics, $15). the West Was Written” that included discussion
disillusion- A perfect book. This tale of a Missouri farmer’s of works by Willa Cather, Raymond Chandler,
ment set in, embrace of a life of letters is spare and yet full of John Fante, and Stegner. Stegner’s Pulitzer-
it was on to emotional detail and longing. winning 1971 novel is presented as the attempt
the Syrian of a wheelchair-bound historian to capture the
village where his father had Dalva by Jim Harrison (Washington Square, lives of his settler grandparents. It’s all here: the
grown up. Sattouf, who $17). Another gem, this 1988 novel is set in the bravery and adventure of those who explored the
decided to revisit that odys- world of Native American rights and wrongs and West; the sacrifice and the love. Amazing!
sey in The Arab of the Future, loss and foundlings. The description of the land
his award-winning ongoing is gorgeous. A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry (Vintage,
series of graphic novels, has $17). Mistry’s novel is gutting. Set in 1970s
been surprised how easily East of Eden by John Steinbeck (Penguin, $18). India, it introduced me to a world of hardships
he can transport himself to The tale of two brothers and their families is and class boundaries that I never knew. It’s a
the pre–civil war Syria of his played out in riveting form and provides a plat- reality too hard to imagine, and yet it is happen-
teenage years. “Sometimes I form for some of the finest op-eds I have ever ing, every second.
am surrounded by memories
of smell, details, colors,” he
says. “It’s strange to see that
a part of the world still lives Also of interest...in games and puzzles
somewhere in our brain.”
Play Anything The Perfect Pass
Sattouf was taught to expect by Ian Bogost (Basic, $27) by S.C. Gwynne (Scribner, $27)
a better fate for the 21st-
century Middle East, said “Part personal meditation, part guide Hal Mumme is probably the most
Angelique Chrisafis in The to living a happier life, Play Anything influential football coach you’ve never
Guardian (U.K.). His father is a Walden for the 2010s,” said heard of, said Will Leitch in The Wall
wanted to raise his only boy Douglas Heaven in the New Scientist. Street Journal. In this entertaining
as an “Arab of the future,” an Instead of offering a contemplation account of the strategic revolution he
enlightened man free of the of nature, author and video game triggered, the most amusing passages
distorting influences of tribal- designer Ian Bogost makes a case for rethinking describe the befuddlement suffered by rivals when
ism and colonial oppression. our approach to everyday activities—grocery Mumme’s 1989 Iowa Wesleyan team launched a
But the older Sattouf, a failed shopping, commuting—so that we recognize how pass-happy, fast-paced, improvisational offense—
scholar and authoritarian par- each one resembles play. “The fun of play,” he like the one most NFL teams use today. Mumme
ent, rarely lived up to his own
writes, lies not in being able to do what we want never landed a big-time job, but he got the satis-
ideals, and he’s shown in the
but “in doing what we can with what is given.” faction of seeing his “crazy” ideas proved right.
series’ second book trying at
one point to justify a family The Tetris Effect The Hidden Keys
honor killing to his school-age
son. Today, Riad Sattouf’s by Dan Ackerman (PublicAffairs, $26) by André Alexis (Coach House, $18)
disgust with such misplaced This history of an iconic 1980s video A summary of this clever Treasure
loyalty has inspired him to game “upends the standard Silicon Island tribute “reads much more like
request that he not be labeled Valley technology-creation myth,” a parody of Dan Brown’s The Da
as French-Syrian. He prefers
said Ethan Gilsdorf in The New York Vinci Code than a homage to Robert
to describe his nationality
Times. Tetris, the shape-stacking game Louis Stevenson’s classic,” said Brian
as “cartoonist.” “It’s down
to chance where a person is that’s still a global phenomenon, was Bethune in Maclean’s. But accept the
Andrew Eccles, Olivier Marty
born,” he explains. “And the developed in 1984 by a Soviet computer scientist, goofy character names and albino villain as part
fact that I’m of dual national- and its Iron Curtain origins had a ripple effect of the novel’s fun, and you’ll be swept up in this
ity means it’s difficult for me on the spread of digital entertainment. Ackerman tale of a deceased billionaire’s hidden treasure
to be proud on one side or sometimes loses the train in “endless minutiae and the five clues he possibly left behind. In the
the other.” about licensing negotiations.” But when he focuses end, it’s “a wonderful story about fate and fam-
on the game’s early years, “the story shines.” ily.” And “the puzzle is pretty good, too.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
Review of reviews: Art & Music ARTS 23
Exhibit of the week an elaborate, seven-volume Quran, com-
Jerusalem 1000–1400: pleted in the early 1300s, one calligrapher
Every People Under Heaven intertwined golden words with spiraling
patterns of stars and hexagons. Elsewhere,
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York,
through Jan. 8
mosque lamps of brass, or of glass and
enamel, are ringed with calligraphic orna-
Jerusalem always has been “as much an mentation. “God is in the details.”
idea as a locale,” said Peter Schjeldahl in
The New Yorker. If you need proof, visit The curators don’t attempt to hide that this
the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s compel- era that produced so much beauty also gen-
ling new exhibition focused on the city in erated great horrors, said Holland Cotter
the era of the Crusades. Most of the 200 in The New York Times. When European
artifacts on display were made outside of crusaders captured cosmopolitan Jerusalem
Jerusalem, but “their association with the in 1099, they slaughtered thousands of
city isn’t strained.” Instead, they evince Muslims, Jews, and local Christians. Later,
the palpable tug that Jerusalem had on Muslim warlords inflicted similar barbarities
members of the three Abrahamic faiths, on Christians. An unknown artist’s water-
in places as far-flung as Iceland and India. color of a battle in progress could be the
There are manuscripts, maps, paintings, A Dome of the Rock–inspired incense box work of an embedded war photographer:
sculptures, architectural fragments, reli- “We see exactly what he saw—not power
quaries, astrolabes, weapons, and books— were discovered last year and establish and glory, but a crazy cartoonish salad of
all of which express how Jews, Christians, Jerusalem’s bona fides as a global market- sliced and diced heads and limbs.” In the
and Muslims revered and laid claim to place, said Jason Farago in The Guardian time period covered by the exhibition, the
the polyglot city where their leaders and (U.K.). For wealthy pilgrims of all creeds, fight for Jerusalem cost more than 1.7 mil-
prophets had lived, preached, and died. It’s the city was a giant mall: Shopkeepers who lion lives, said Liel Leibovitz in TabletMag
easy to lose yourself in the objects’ beauty. could speak a dozen languages sold such .com. The objects insist on telling that tale,
But “message, not medium, is the motive of keepsakes as gold wedding rings topped and “it’s a story of people who flocked to
even the most decorative work.” And the with a likeness of the destroyed Temple of Jerusalem to transcend the world, and then
intent of every message was to reinforce or Jerusalem, or exquisite diptychs of Jesus got there and realized that, for mortals,
promote a particular religious faith. with his Virgin Mother. All three religions transcendence just wasn’t in the cards.”
made exquisite objects, “but if you had to Instead, they suffered sad, violent deaths,
The show opens not with a holy relic but pick a winner for aesthetic sophistication and all because they persisted in believing
with a pile of ancient solid-gold coins that before 1400, it’s Islam in a landslide.” In that only one city was divinely blessed.
Blue Jay Blue Jay “carves a unique lane times harrowing to watch,” said
for itself” among the year’s Mike D’Angelo in AVClub.com.
Directed by Alex Lehmann best movies, said Joey Nolfi in Unfortunately, the reason for
(Not rated) Entertainment Weekly. Shot the pair’s breakup is revealed
++++ in black-and-white, and driven late, in “clumsily melodramatic
largely by improvised dialogue, fashion.” But Paulson is so good
Two adults revisit it follows former high school to the end that she even sells the
an ill-fated romance.
sweethearts across a single night story’s slight stumble, said Brian
as they meet by chance and Tallerico in RogerEbert.com.
spend the next hours getting Ex-soulmates Paulson and Duplass
Coming off her Emmy-winning
reacquainted and revisiting a turn as prosecutor Marcia Clark
once magical relationship that clearly ended badly. in HBO’s The People v. O.J. Simpson, she here cre-
Its energy comes from the spectacle of watching two ates a spirited married woman with “so many subtle
“master” performers “feeding on mutual chemis- layers” that it’s hard to think of a better 2016 screen
try.” Sarah Paulson gets a rare chance to show her performance. Paulson’s Amanda is still the sweetly
playful side, while Mark Duplass, who also wrote romantic kid she was 20 years earlier; “adulthood
the script, exhibits “a raw vulnerability that’s some- just got in the way.”
Korean director Na Hong-jin is a talent to be This “crass-on-paper” bikini flick turned out This exceptional 1988 series of 10 linked short
reckoned with, said The Austin Chronicle. to be “one of the more cleverly constructed films is “finally getting its moment in the
His latest hit, about a bumbling detective B movies in quite some time,” said The sun,” said the Los Angeles Times. Created
trying to solve a rash of murders, “starts out Guardian.com. Blake Lively gives “an all-or- by Polish director Krzysztof Kieslowski, each
as a comedic police procedural, morphs into nothing performance” as a surfer babe who drama is inspired by one of the Ten Com-
shades of The Exorcist, and then arrives at a must fight off a shark to save her life, and mandments, and all are so rich “they seem to
place that is wholly its own.” “arresting” cinematography does the rest. be feature-length, though they’re not.”
The Last of the Mohicans Junipero,” two young women cross paths in a
Director Michael Mann creepy coming-of-age tale set in 1987 California.
delivers a stylized adapta- In “Nosedive,” Bryce Dallas Howard plays an
tion of James Fenimore office worker unhealthily obsessed with being
Cooper’s classic novel, with liked. This is a batch of shows to be taken in
Daniel Day-Lewis as the slowly. If you binge, your worldview could crack
rugged hero. (1992) 9 p.m., faster than a smartphone screen. Available for
Sundance Howard: A new breed of social butterfly streaming Friday, Oct. 21, Netflix
• All listings are Eastern Time. THE WEEK October 21, 2016
26 LEISURE
Food & Drink
East Carolina fish stew: Better than candy this Halloween?
When I think back on my childhood in an 8- to 10-quart Dutch oven or
Halloweens, I see the dark yard cast-iron pot. When bacon is crisp,
behind our Baptist church, a big remove and reserve. Whisk tomato
fire, and “a cauldron of fish stew paste into bacon fat, scraping up
bubbling red with an exciting and all the scattlings from browning the
scary mix of fish heads, spiny bones, bacon. Turn off heat.
and speckled skin,” said Vivian
Howard in Deep Run Roots (Little, Begin layering ingredients. Spread
Brown). In tiny Deep Run, N.C., 1/3 of the potato slices on the bot-
Sake: A partial glossary Food-hall heaven: A surprise reason to explore the O.C.
When choosing sake, “distinctions Orange County hasn’t traditionally been a destina-
are important,” said Jim Clarke in tion for L.A.-based gourmands, said Jenn Harris in
Bloomberg.com. You wouldn’t order a the Los Angeles Times. But the food-hall scene in
scotch without knowing its provenance, that vast swath of suburbia is “taking off like no-
and sake has more subcategories to where else in California,” and the delicious plates
consider. If you’re new to premium and bites on offer should inspire more Angelenos
sakes, start with junmai—pure rice sake. to brave regular excursions down the freeway.
Those labeled daiginjo have the The OC Mix Costa Mesa. You could spend an entire
silkiest inish, because they’re made day roaming around this popular destination,
from the most highly milled rice. a hybrid of food hall and interior design center.
Dassai 50 Junmai Daiginjo Sparkling After a brewed-to-order coffee at Portola, grab an The grilled cheese at Shuck Oyster Bar
Nigori ($20/360 ml). Nigori sakes are Instagram-worthy grilled cheese at Shuck Oyster
uniltered, resulting in fruity flavors Bar or try a smoked sturgeon taco or posole with abalone at chef Carlos Salgado’s Taco
and a milky hue. Here, carbonation Maria, one of the best restaurants in Southern California. 3313 Hyland Ave., (949) 375-0749
puts “a fun spin” on the style. Union Market Mission Viejo. No place needs a food hall more than a community that’s
Taiheizan Tenko Kimoto Junmai little but suburban tract homes, which is why this one became an instant family hangout.
Daiginjo ($72/720 ml). A kimoto Created by the husband-wife team who started the Union Market in nearby Tustin, it of-
Rex Miller, Mark Boster/Los Angeles Times
sake is fuller bodied, and gets its fers a build-your-own-poke bowl restaurant; the Milk Box, serving gourmet boba tea; and
“yogurt-like tang” from acids cre- a standout hummus joint whose Hamshuka bowl, with spicy shakshuka sauce, is “both
ated by indigenous bacteria. hearty and beautiful.” 27741 Crown Valley Parkway
Cowboy Yamahai Ginjo Genshu 4th Street Market Santa Ana. Besides offering an array of food stalls, this 18-month-old
($30/720 ml). Designed to pair with market also incubates culinary talent by renting out small kitchen spaces to chefs who are
meat dishes, a genshu sake isn’t just getting started. At Sit Low Pho, the pho French dip banh mi sandwich is like “a big,
diluted with water, and delivers comforting bowl of brisket pho you can eat with your hands.” The market’s bar, Recess,
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professionally than workers last year’s daily production average. Member states Libya, Iran, and multitasking that comes
in traditional jobs. with kids probably
WSJ.com
Nigeria were exempted from the cap, and they are now eager to boost
doesn’t hurt, either.
production after recent oil-industry woes.
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
Making money BUSINESS 33
fees that may apply to consumers” prior to required to disclose the statistics they use.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
34 Best columns: Business
lion in 2014. But even with more investment, most Airport, is another option. Anything to make traveling
airports here will never match the best-loved inter- in the U.S. “a less miserable experience.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
Obituaries 35
The PR executive who transformed cheerleading After the success of the first
Cannonball Run, the Lockport,
N.Y.–born Yates organized
Suzanne In the NFL’s early days, Post. “He asked me what I wanted four more coast-to-coast
Mitchell most teams’ cheerlead- to be in five years,” she recalled. “I races, said The Washington
1943–2016 ers were wholesome said, ‘Well, your chair looks pretty Post. In one event, he and his
high schoolers who led comfortable.’” She was hired on the co-driver “were at the wheel
the crowd in collegiate-style chants. spot. After taking over as cheerleader of a specially painted van out-
Suzanne Mitchell changed all that. director, Mitchell doubled the squad’s fitted as an ambulance—and
She was working as an assistant to size to 32 and implemented strict hir- capable of going 130 mph.”
Three other drivers dressed
the Dallas Cowboys’ general manager, ing criteria, said TexasMonthly.com.
as priests, hoping to secure
Tex Schramm, when the team was An applicant had to be 18 to 26 leniency from traffic cops. “It
inundated with calls after one of its years old and a married mother or in didn’t help.”
cheerleaders winked suggestively into full-time employment; if chosen, she
Yates tapped his experiences
a TV camera at the 1976 Super Bowl. Sensing an was forbidden from dating players or being seen
to write the screenplay for
opportunity, Schramm tasked Mitchell with sex- in costume with cigarettes, gum, or alcohol. The the 1982 Burt Reynolds movie
ing up the squad. She gave them skimpy costumes squad soon became “international sex symbols Cannonball Run, “a massive
and hip-shaking dance routines, creating a pop as well as football’s foremost goodwill ambassa- moneymaker” that grossed
culture phenomenon. The Cowboys cheerleaders dors,” going on morale-boosting trips to visit U.S. $72 million in the U.S., said
appeared on TV’s The Love Boat and in shampoo troops stationed around the world. HollywoodReporter.com. The
ads, and inspired the 1978 porn movie Debbie following year, he published
“They were not without their critics,” said The The Decline and Fall of the
Does Dallas, which led to a lawsuit from the
New York Times. In 1978, Oakland Raiders Automobile Industry, an
team. “Sports has always had a very clean, almost
coach John Madden complained that too much influential book that berated
puritanical aspect,” Mitchell said in 1978. “But by
sports coverage focused on “choreographers Detroit executives for churn-
Getty, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
the same token, sex is a very important part of our ing out boring, bloated vehi-
instead of coaches.” Mitchell left the Cowboys in
lives. What we’ve done is combine the two.” cles. “There is nothing that
1989 when businessman Jerry Jones bought the
Born in Fort Worth, Mitchell began her career team. She took branding jobs “far from football,” ails the American auto indus-
try,” he wrote, “that cannot be
working in journalism and public relations in but remained fiercely proud of her years with
rectified by the presence of a
New York City. She went for a job interview with Dallas. “Where little girls used to dream of being few lions, preferably hungry
Schramm in the mid-’70s and “impressed the exec- Miss America,” she said, “now they dream about ones, in Detroit.”
utive by force of personality,” said The Washington becoming a cheerleader for the Cowboys.”
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
36 The last word
Exposing the Sandy Hook hoaxers
Lenny Pozner used to believe in conspiracy theories—until his son’s murder became one, said journalist Reeves
Wiedeman. Now he’s taking on the people who say the Sandy Hook massacre never happened.
O
N DECEMBER 14, 2012, sometimes shifts so dramatically),
Lenny Pozner dropped off and saw value in skepticism. For
his three children, Sophia, him, the appeal of conspiracy theo-
Arielle, and Noah, at Sandy Hook ries was the same as that of a good
Elementary School in Newtown, science-fiction movie. “I have an
Conn. Noah had recently turned 6, imaginative mind,” he said.
and on the drive over they listened
Lenny had worked for two decades
to his favorite song, “Gangnam
as an IT consultant, but after Noah
Style,” for what turned out to be
was killed, he found the crisis man-
the last time. Half an hour later,
agement that the job required to
while Sophia and Arielle hid nearby,
be overwhelming. In the year after
Adam Lanza walked into Noah’s
Noah’s death, Lenny’s mother died,
first-grade class with an AR-15
and he and Veronique separated.
rifle. Noah was the youngest of the
“People tell me it’s supposed to get
20 children and seven adults killed
easier,” Lenny said on the shoot-
in one of the deadliest shootings in
ing’s first anniversary. “We’re wait-
American history. When the medi-
ing for that to happen.”
cal examiner found Noah lying face
up in a Batman sweatshirt, his jaw But in the spring of 2014, as he
Lenny Pozner with his son, Noah, in 2008 watched the hoaxer movement
had been blown off.
Chernobyl-like cloud,” Veronique told me bloom, Pozner decided to try fighting back.
It didn’t take long for Pozner to find out He released Noah’s death certificate, to
that many people didn’t believe his son had from her home in a state far from Newtown
that the Pozners prefer not to identify, given convince those who believed he had not
died or even that he had lived at all. Days been killed, and his report card—“Noah
after the rampage, a man walked around the threats that conspiracy theorists have
leveled against some Sandy Hook families. is a bright, inquisitive boy”—for those
Newtown filming a video in which he who believed he had never lived at all.
declared that the massacre had been staged The Pozners’ marriage had been falling
apart before the shooting, and though One Friday night, a year and a half after
by “New World Order global elitists” intent the shooting, he joined a Facebook group
on taking away our guns. A week later, Noah’s death briefly brought them back
together, the couple eventually divorced. called Sandy Hook Hoax, one of the more
James Tracy, a professor at Florida Atlantic prominent hoaxer meeting grounds. Pozner
University, wrote a blog expressing doubts Lenny lives by himself a few miles from told the group he was there to answer ques-
about the massacre. By January, a 30-minute Veronique. Since relocating, he has moved tions, and he expressed his empathy with
YouTube video titled “The Sandy Hook apartments four times and gets his mail their mind-set. “I used to argue with people
Shooting—Fully Exposed,” which asked delivered to a P.O. box on the other side of about 9/11 being an inside job,” he wrote.
questions like “Wouldn’t frantic kids be a the state. Some members of the group asked earnest
difficult target to hit?” had been viewed questions about inconsistencies in the offi-
more than 10 million times. There is no universal Sandy Hook hoax
narrative, but the theories generally cen- cial account. Others simply lobbed bombs.
As the families grieved, conspiracy theo- ter on the idea that a powerful force (the Pozner chatted for more than four hours,
rists began to press their case in ways that Obama administration, gun-control groups, but his patience wore thin as the questions
Newtown couldn’t avoid. State officials the Illuminati) staged the shooting, with the grew more absurd.
received anonymous phone calls at their assistance of paid “crisis actors,” including Pozner was kicked out of the group, but sev-
homes, late at night, demanding answers: the Pozners, other Sandy Hook families, eral people contacted him with more ques-
Why were there no trauma helicopters? and countless government officials and tions. “All they know is what they’re seeing
What happened to the initial reports of media outlets. The children are said to have online,” Pozner said, “the buzz of all of this
a second shooter? A Virginia man stole never existed or to be living in an elaborate disinformation.” Pozner had found his mis-
playground signs memorializing two of the witness-protection program. sion, and the next day he started a group
victims, then called their parents to say that called Conspiracy Theorists Anonymous,
Lenny may have been the first Newtown
the burglary shouldn’t affect them, since dedicated to debunking hoaxer theories.
parent to discover that conspiracy theo-
their children had never existed. At one
rists didn’t believe his son had been killed, He also took his fight public, writing an
point, Pozner was checking into a hotel out
because he used to be a serious conspiracy op-ed in The Hartford Courant in which
of town when the clerk looked up from
theorist himself. “I probably listened to an he called out hoaxers by name, including
his driver’s license and said, “Oh, Sandy
Alex Jones podcast after I dropped the kids Wolfgang Halbig, a 70-year-old retired
Hook—the government did that.”
off at school that morning,” Pozner said, school administrator in Florida. Halbig had
Courtesy of Lenny Pozner
Lenny and Veronique Pozner moved to referencing the fearmongering proprietor become the hoaxers’ lead investigator, fil-
Newtown in 2005, partly to send their kids of InfoWars. Pozner had entertained every- ing Freedom of Information Act requests
to better schools, but after Noah’s death thing from specific cover-ups (the moon for documents relating to the shooting and
they saw no choice but to leave. “What landing was faked) to geopolitical intrigue posting his findings on a website called
happened just weighed on the town like a (the “real” reasons why the price of gold Sandy Hook Justice Report. In May 2014,
THE WEEK October 21, 2016
The last word 37
Halbig spoke at a public meeting of the Connecticut more than 20 times to examine Pozner knew that by prodding the hoaxers,
Newtown Board of Education. “These documents, speak at public meetings, and he had perhaps brought more vitriol upon
are your children,” Halbig told the board, attend hearings. The investigation has been himself. But he denied kicking a hornet’s
which sat in silence. “We want truth.” financially costly to both sides. Halbig says nest. “People don’t understand what trolls
he has raised more than $100,000 from are,” he said. “If you don’t feed them, they
After the meeting, Pozner emailed Halbig
supporters through fundraising sites, while don’t just go away.”
saying that he’d like to talk to him. Halbig
state and local governments have had to One day, in Newtown, I was sitting in a
didn’t respond, but Pozner says another
devote significant resources to dealing with Starbucks when a middle-aged man—he
hoaxer sent a reply: “Wolfgang does not
his visits and ceaseless document requests. asked me to refer to him by his email han-
wish to speak with you unless you exhume
Noah’s body and prove to the world you “This is my adventure,” Halbig told me in dle, Vlad the Impaler—walked up and told
lost your son.” July at a diner in Newtown. Halbig was me he was part of a group of Newtown
in town to review insurance claims he had men, mostly fathers, who have taken it
H
ALBIG LIVES 45 minutes northwest
requested, hoping they would show there upon themselves to keep track of the hoax-
of Orlando in a gated golf-course had been no actual damage done by the ers. None of the 18 men had lost a child in
community. Halbig says that, ini- shooting. By this point, he had narrowed Newtown, and they weren’t in touch with
tially, Sandy Hook horrified him. He had his 16 main questions for authorities Pozner, but Vlad said that he and many oth-
worked in school security for a number of ers privately supported Pozner’s crusade.
years, and it was only after he was asked
to give a presentation to the Florida School Vlad said he felt that Newtown had been
Boards Association about preventing such too polite in dealing with the hoaxers, and
an attack that he began seriously investigat- there was also part of him that found satis-
ing the shooting. faction in being able to retaliate. The only
viable strategy, he believed, was to disrupt
Two months after Sandy Hook, Halbig sent the hoaxers’ lives. In March, a friend of
an email to an employee of the Newtown Vlad’s sent Halbig an email from realivanka
school district suggesting that the full story trump@gmail.com, inviting him to a meeting
of the massacre had not been told and at Mar-a-Lago where he could present the
offering his services as a school-safety con- findings of his investigation for possible use
sultant to investigate. The board, flooded in the campaign. Halbig, who is a Trump
with such emails, never responded, which supporter, drove three hours to Palm Beach
Halbig took as an affront. He began mak- only to be turned away by confused security.
Wolfgang Halbig inspects records in Newtown.
ing FOIA requests and peppering people in
Newtown with questions. In one email, he to five. “The questions that I’m asking, By late August, however, it was unclear
asked Sally Cox, the school’s nurse, who they’re not disrespectful to the families,” whether Halbig’s campaign would last
hid in a closet when Lanza opened fire, Halbig said. “This is my big one—who much longer. After another FOIA hearing
“Why close your eyes when you have seen ordered the port-a-potties?” The vast con- in Hartford, in which he unsuccessfully
blood before?” spiracy could be cracked, Halbig believed, demanded the release of police dash-camera
if he could prove that toilets brought to videos, Halbig lost his temper and said he
Not long after he emailed Cox, Halbig was prepared to go to jail. His sit-in lasted
says, two Florida police officers visited his the scene after the shooting had not been
delivered by a local port-a-potty company 70 seconds, but he seemed distraught. “You
home to relay a message from police in have to understand—my family, they can’t
Connecticut that he risked being charged hoping to be useful during a tragedy but
had instead been ordered in preparation for even go to work anymore,” Halbig said.
with harassment if he continued contacting “They’re scared to death.” For several
people in Newtown. The incident made him a staged event.
weeks, Vlad had been sending anonymous
a celebrity in the hoaxer world: Here was a
I
F THE HOAXERS were going to make emails to Halbig’s wife and sons and their
real example, they believed, of the authori- Pozner’s life even more of a hell than it employers, insisting that they were complicit
ties trying to silence their investigation. had become when his son was killed, he in his harassment of grieving families. It was
might as well make their life hell too. He the first time anyone from Newtown had
Halbig was far from the only active hoaxer.
filed a complaint with the Florida attorney reached out to Halbig’s family, and a few
In 2015, James Tracy, the Florida Atlantic
general against Halbig and built a website days later, Halbig shut down his website.
University communications professor,
on which he posted the personal informa-
sent a letter to the Pozners demanding But Pozner was skeptical that Halbig would
tion of various hoaxers. Last November, the
proof that they were Noah’s parents, and truly go away. The hoaxer problem was
HONR Network, an organization Pozner
James Fetzer, an emeritus professor at the one the victims of tragedy would be deal-
established in 2015 to take down online
University of Minnesota, published a book ing with well into the future: When I visited
hoaxer content, published The Hoax of a
called Nobody Died at Sandy Hook. In Halbig in June, just after the Pulse shooting
Lifetime, a 165-page ebook that treated
November, at a memorial run honoring in Orlando, he pulled up a blueprint of the
Halbig’s life, much as Halbig had treated
Vicki Soto, a teacher killed at Sandy Hook, club and asked why no security footage had
Pozner’s, as a hoax to be exposed. The
a Brooklyn man named Matthew Mills been released. “It’s the same players, the
book noted inconsistencies in Halbig’s
walked up to Soto’s sister, wearing an offi- same method,” Pozner said of the conspir-
record, pulled out salacious details from his
cial T-shirt from the run, and demanded acy theories that now erupt after every trag-
personal life, and demanded that he answer
that she tell him whether a family photo edy. “The hoax thing is like a brush fire.”
the types of trivial questions he had been
had been photoshopped to include Vicki,
asking people in Newtown, like one asking
whom he believed didn’t exist.
why his wife’s name appeared with a differ- Excerpted from an article that origi-
Jeff Ridel
But Halbig has been the most persistent, ent middle initial on several documents. The nally appeared in New York magazine.
and over the past two years, he has gone to trolled had become the troll. Reprinted with permission.
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