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Story 1

Spilling your alcoholic beverage whether in a bar or at a friend’s home.


Either way people are going to cry “party foul,” and make a spectacle of
your clumsiness.
Story 2
Accidentally “liking” a Facebook status or double tapping an Instagram
image. The moment directly after doing so feels capable of inducing a
heart attack. I’ve reconsidered mobile social networking because that’s
typically when it happens. We just want to undo what we’ve done hastily,
without anyone actually noticing.
Story 3
“Fell asleep playing minecraft on a laptop in bed, got a 2nd Degree burn
on both my arms from the air vent…”
Story 4
Silent room stomach growls. You know how your stomach is. It always
waits until the quiet part of the movie, the silence at the table or any
moment of stillness to let its rumbling roar be heard at an opportune
time.
Story 5
Going to the wrong classroom and sitting there for a lengthy period of
time before realizing that the topics of discussion don’t fit and now you’ll
look like a bad-mannered student, exiting class just as it began.
Story 6
"I matched on Tinder with this girl from the co-working space I worked at.
She had been working there for a little while, but I had never seen her in
person. So I told my friends about her and showed her picture to them at
work.
Two days later, she sent me a message on the app because she was pissed
about me showing her Tinder profile to everyone. Apparently, she had
been having lunch at the table NEXT TO MINE, and I didn't see her. I was
so embarrassed. I apologized and even asked her out for a beer as a
second chance, but she never spoke to me again. To this day, I still haven't
seen her in person, and if I did, I don't think I would recognize her." - Awa
Maia

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