Our Farnham, who art in Hendon Our beer, Which art in barrels.

Harrow be Thy name. Hallowed be thy name

Thy Kingston come thy Wimbledon, I will be drunk
In Erith as it is in Hendon. At home as I am in the pub.
Give us this day our daily Brent Give me today gallon
And forgive us our Westminster Forgive me my spillage
As we forgive those who Westminster against us. As I forgive those who spilleth against me
And lead us not into Thames Ditton Lead me not into temptation Of poncy wine testing
But deliver us from Yeovil. And deliver me from alco-pops
For Thine is the Kingston, the Purley and the Crawley, For mine are the hops The yeast and the barley
For Esher and Esher For ever and ever
Crouch End. Barmen

Our Farnham, who art in Hendon, Our father, Who art in Springfield
Holloway, Turnpike Lane Homer be thy name
Thy Kingston come thy Wimbledon, Thy name is known, Thy program shown
On Erith as it is in Hendon. On Sky as it is on terrestrial
Give us this day our Maidenhead. Give us this day our daily "D'Oh!"
And lead us not into Penge station And forgive Bart his trespasses
But deliver us from Esher. As Marge forgives thou, when thou trespass against her
For Thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Horley And lead us straight into Moe's bar
For Iver and Iver And deliver us from Flanders
Crouch End. For thine is the cartoon
The Homer, the Simpsons
Our sergeant, who art in Hendon, For ever and ever
Harrow Road be thy name, Mmm.. Duf
Thy Kingston Coombe, thy Wimbledon
In Erith as it is in Hendon, Our capital, which art in the West,
Give us this day our daily Brent amortized be thy investments
and forgive us our train passes Thy profits come, Thy interest rates rise
as we forgive those who Thames Path against us. in Wall Street as they do in Europe
Lead us not into Thames Ditton but deliver us from Ewell Give us this day our daily turnover,
For thine is the Kingston, the Tower and the Hornsey, and extend to us our credits,
For Epsom and Esher, As we extend them to our debtors
Amen Corner Lead us not into bankruptcy,
But deliver us from trade unions,
Fool , Who art in parliament For thine is half the world,
Blair be thy name the power and riches
my kingdom - gone what the pope wants - done for the last 200 years.
you screw earth to get to fucking heaven Mammon.
take from us this day our dignity
as you exaggerate the truth Our father who art into b’ball
and lead us to monetary union Hallowed be thy court
but deliver us to the mainland Thy basketball will come
on a silver plate It will be won, in Cheshire as it is with Jets
for thine is lies the spin, the sleaze Give us this Sunday our weekly win
forever and ever Together with many rebounds and slamdunks
Fuming. Lead us not into frustration
And deliver us from turnovers
For thine is the MVP, the best in the BBL
Let’s play the game!
Go Jets!
Our Father-Mother
God all-harmonious, adorable One.
Thy kingdom is within us,
Thou art ever-present.
Enable us to know—as in heaven, so on earth—God is
supreme.
Give us grace for to-day; feed the famished affections.
And infinite Love is reflected in love.
And Love leadeth us not into temptation,
but delivereth from sin, disease, and death.
For God is now and forever
all Life, Truth, and Love.
Our Dancer, Who art in Denmark
Toy-Box be thy name
Bubblegum Dance Very catchy melodies
On music videos as in Eurodance
Give a music video for Tarzan and Jane
Forgive Anila Mirza in the jungle
As Amir forgives those, who being a Tarzan
And watch our monkeys and gorillas
and deliver us our techno music
For the hits for kids It is so danceable and fun
Forever and ever
Toy-Box
Our Father, who art in the den
bellowing our names
thy payday come, thy will be done,
until thy back is turned.
Give us this day, our weekly allowances
and lead us not into the time-out corner
but deliver us , from the pizza parlor,
two large pepperoni and one medium Hawaiian.
Forgive us our back-talk, although
we have never forgiven anyone for anything.
For thine is the house and the car and the money,
until we all graduate and get jobs and homes of our own.
Amen
Our (Prime) Minister (Who) art in Ottawa
King be thy name
(W)*** T******* come Thy will be done
in Ottawa As it is in Regina
(Give) us this day our deferred pay
And forgive us an AWOL
As we (forgive) the Fifth ***** That striketh against us
And led us not into (Harm)
But deliver us from the Huns
For this is the **** power The Liberty and War Loans
(For)ever and ever
What a (war)
Our Dennis in Band,
Hallowed be thy name.
Your concert come,Your will be done,
In other classes as it is in band.
Give us this day our daily scales,
and forgive us our slouching,
as we also forgive Mr Tredent.
And lead us not into false tempo,
but deliver us from bad playing.
Our cash Which art on plastic
Hollowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada bag
Online, As it is in store
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive those that stop us spending
And lead us not unto Louis Vuitton
For thine is the Gucci
The Dior and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
AMEX
Our Dawkins, who art in Oxford,
Followed be thy meme.
Let religious apologists come,
You’ll tear them a new one
In Fort Worth, Mombasa or in Devon.
Give us this day our daily facts
And forgive those who criticise our best guesses,
As if an as yet incomplete explanation of the laws
governing the physical universe somehow represents a
damning indictment of the scientific method.
Lead us not into superstition,
But deliver us from concepts that are medieval,
For we are all of the animal kingdom,
With the power of reason, and glory in nature
Until the inevitable and complete extinguishment of our
consciousnesses at the moment of death,
an event which reason dictates, ipso facto, to be
unsurvivable in any meaningful sense,
Darwin.