Wash that man

Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair x3

and send him on his way
I'm gonna wave that man right outta my arms x3
and send him on his way
Don't try to patch it up, Tear it up, tear it up
Wash him out, dry him out, push him out, fly him out
Cancel him and let him go, Yay sister!
Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair x3
and send him on his way

If the man don't understand you, if you fly on sep'rate beams

Waste no time, make a change, ride that man right off your range
Rub him outta the roll call and drum him outta your dreams, Oh Ho!
If you laugh at diff'rent comics, if you root for diff'rent teams
Waste no time, weep no more, show him what the door is for.
Rub him outta the roll call, and drum him outta your dreams, Oh Ho, Oh Ho!

I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair x3

and send him on his way (long notes)

One Brick at a Time

JUNIORS
The Lord gave each and everyone
The spunk to do what can't be done
The brawn, the brain, the courage and the heart
The strength to bend the strongest bar
The will to reach the farthest star
It's just a case of learning how to start.

MINIS
To build a tower up so high to a cloud you'll anchor
Build it one tiny brick at a time
Bucks multiply till a bum's a banker
Just begin with a thin silver dime

MINIS & JUNIORS

That empty field it can yield miles and miles of flowers
You don't need no magic powers 
Just a seed and showers
From the floor to the sky 
You can soar if you're wise enough to climb
One brick at a time

JUNIORS
Just take a brick and place it on the ground
To make it stick pour mortar all around
A cup of lime then stir until it's hard
And up she'll climb by inch by foot by yard
A sill, a door, a ledge, a window pane
Then drill some more, raise up a weather vane
A roof, the proof that going slow like this
A splendid edifice can climb

(MINIS & JUNIORS TOGETHER BUT SINGING DIFFERENT THINGS)

MINIS
To build a tower up so high to a cloud you'll anchor
Build it one tiny brick at a time
Bucks multiply till a bum's a banker
Just begin with a thin silver dime
That empty field it can yield miles and miles of flowers
You don't need no magic powers 
Just a seed and showers
From the floor to the sky 
You can soar if you're wise enough to climb

JUNIORS
Just take a brick and place it on the ground
To make it stick pour mortar all around
A cup of lime then stir until it's hard
And up she'll climb by inch by foot by yard
A sill, a door, a ledge, a window pane
Then drill some more raise up a weather vane
A roof, the proof that going slow like this
A splendid edifice can climb

TOGETHER
One brick at a time!
One brick at a time!

Gentlemen of Japan

SOLOISTS
If you wanna know who we are
We are Gentlemen of Japan
Play Trombone or Jazz Guitar
Come on join in our own big band

ALL
Our dancing is so adept
We're swinging with every step
We're always so cool and hep

SOLOISTS
Ba-ba-doo 'n ba-da!
Szwee-ba-dow!
Dwee-doo 'n da-da!
Shoo-be-do-wah!

If you think we're worked by strings

Like a Japanese marionette
You don't understand these things
It is simply called etiquette

ALL
We're living our life in song
We keep it up all day long
We want you to sing along

SOLOISTS
Swee-doo!
Szwee-ba-di-'m-ba-da!
Ri-di-dip-dip-dip-dip-'m-ba-da!

ALL
We want you to sing, sing along
If you wanna know who we are If you wanna know who we are
We are gentleman of Japan
YEAH

(don't yet know how charlie has finished it after this point)

We are gentleman OF JAPAAAAN

YEAH

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite

And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke

Make 'em roar

Make 'em scream
Take a fall
Bust a wall
Split a seam

You start off by pretending

You're a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'till they're
Giggling all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh

Comedy Tonight

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

(Dance break)

Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;

Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,

Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain

(Dance break)

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--
Something for everybawdy!
Comedy tonight!

Nothing that's grim.

Nothing that's Greek.
She plays Medea later this week.
Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!

Pantaloons and tunics!

Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!

No royal curse, no Trojan horse,

And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Man in his madness
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

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