“TEA SCREENPLAY”

By
Callum Turner

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FADE IN:

EXT. DESERT – DAY

A Desert sandstorm is in progress, slowly out of the sand mist

walks a spoon character on a sugar cube acting like a horse.
It is dragging a large cart with a mysterious wrapped package.
SPOON is dressed in a cowboy getup with a poncho shielding his
face from the sand… a tumbleweed passes the spoons feet.

SPOON:
(Heavy Breathing)

The Spoon continues to ride the sugar horse. Eventually

through the haze we see a silhouette of an circular structure
far off in the distance.

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EXT. DESERT - NIGHT

The sandstorm has not lightened up. The sugarcube becomes

tired from all the walking and begins to collapse. As he
starts to fall, the spoon falls with him. The spoon then
begins to try to shield himself from the storm.
In the distance a STRANGER who is fork who is a silhouette
shape begins to approach them, and eventually reaches them.

STRANGER:

Need help?

As the stranger outstretches his hand, he is a fork dressed in

shoddy and worn clothing, one of the 4 fork prongs has been
broken off.
The fork is a bounty hunter type, always out for himself, and
always with ulterior motives

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The spoon grabs. The fork’s hand and lifts himself up. He
gestures him to help him drag the CART towards the structure
in the distance, now much closer.

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EXT. DESERT - EARLY MORNING

The Spoon and the fork visually tired continue to drag the
cart towards the structure, now no longer a silhouette.

Fork
So… What makes you take this thing all the way to that there
structure?

Spoon
…

The Spoon without looking up continues to look forward.

Fork

Good chat

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As they continue to walk they are confronted by a giant

concave structure filled with water. The spoon grabs the item
from the cart, revealing that it is a large teabag. The fork
watches in the background.as the spoon attempts to climb the
structure he hears the click of a pistol being drawn.

Fork

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 Ill be taking that parcel, and the
bounty on your head.

A quite few seconds elapse as they both

look at each other, after a moment a
gunshot goes off,

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A smoking gun in the spoons hand, he was a quicker draw.
The fork collapses on the floor dead. As the spoon continues
his journey up the structure.

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