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DOCTOR: Burger

King’s
‘Impossible
Burger’ Has 18
Million Times
More Estrogen
Than Regular
Whopper
Burger King's Impossible
Burger may cause men to
grow breasts.

by TOM PAPPERT
— December 24, 2019

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A doctor recently broke down


the facts behind Burger
King’s vegan Impossible
Burger, discovering that it
may not be a healthier option
when it comes to caloric or
protein intake, and that it has
a whopping 18 million times
more estrogen than a
standard Whopper.

Writing for TSLN.com, Dr. James


Stangle explains the chemical
process used to create Burger
King’s Impossible Burger, and
alludes to the possibility that the
engineered vegetable burger may
be less healthy than a regular
Whopper.

Stangle starts by noting that the


Impossible Burger clocks in at 630
calories “mostly from the added
oils,” compared to the original
Whopper’s 660.

“So, about 5% less calories, this is


not a huge improvement,” wrote
Stangle.

Stangle goes on to explain that the


Impossible Burger’s protein,
though seemingly only three
grams lower than the regular
Whopper, is not equal to animal
protein:

The impossible whopper


has 25 grams of protein.
The whopper has 28 grams.
Seems pretty equal, only
11% less protein in the
impossible whopper.
However, not all proteins
are created equal. There are
20 amino acids. Nine of
which are essential,
meaning your body cannot
make them so they are
required in the diet. Each of
those essential amino acids
must meet a certain level to
make a complete protein
profile. If any essential
amino acid does not hit the
required amount, it is said
to be rate limiting. As an
analogy, picture nine chains
connected in a line. All of
the chains need to lift 100
pounds to carry the load. If
one chain can only support
50 pounds, it doesn’t
matter how much the
others can support. The 50
pound chain is the rate
limiting chain.

The doctor goes on to explain the


process used to make the
Impossible Burger have the look of
meat, writing that the beef-like
appearance of the vegetable-based
burger is a product of genetic
engineering.

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According to Stangle, the red


appearance of the vegetable patty
comes from genetically splicing a
soybean and yeast:

The bacterial enzyme that


binds the nitrogen is
damaged by the presence
of oxygen so the bacterium
makes the leghemoglobin
to bind oxygen to keep it
out of the way. To make
enough leghemoglobin to
add to the impossible
whopper, scientists spliced
the gene for
leghemoglobin into yeast.
They can grow the yeast
easily and separate the
leghemoglobin and add it
to the impossible whopper.
So the impossible whopper
is technically a genetically
modified organism (GMO).

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Finally, the doctor explains the


radically high amount of estrogen
featured in each burger.

“The impossible whopper has 44


mg of estrogen and the whopper
has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote
Stangle. “That means an
impossible whopper has 18 million
times as much estrogen as a
regular whopper.”

He went on to compare the level of


estrogen in the Impossible Burger
to soy milk, writing that eating four
of the vegetable burgers daily
would result in a human male
growing breasts:

Just six glasses of soy milk


per day has enough
estrogen to grow boobs on
a male. That’s the
equivalent of eating four
impossible whoppers per
day. You would have to eat
880 pounds of beef from an
implanted steer to equal
the amount of estrogen in
one birth control pill.

In short, the Impossible Burger is a


genetically modified organism
filled with calorie-dense oils that
can make a man grow breasts if
eaten in sufficient quantity.

The standard Whopper, of course,


is “a ¼ lb* of savory flame-grilled
beef topped with juicy tomatoes,
fresh lettuce, creamy mayonnaise,
ketchup, crunchy pickles, and
sliced white onions on a soft
sesame seed bun,” according to
Burger King.

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Tom Pappert
Tom Pappert is the editor-in-
chief for National File. He has
previously written for Big
League Politics, has had bylines
at Breitbart News, and is a
regular guest on The Alex
Jones Show.

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Sounds like alarmist horsesh*t paid
for by the meat industry. Every
doctor I've asked about this said it's
BS. Even if it were true, who drinks
SIX glasses of soy milk per day??
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Pam Wilkes
This is such crap and angers me to
no end. Eating animal flesh is more
toxic to humans than them eating a
plant based burger even if it's
modified. Eating animal flesh is also
toxic for the animals..you know
because they're murdered. Just so a
human can chew their murdered,
rotting flesh, just to shit it out within a
day. It's sickening how some
humans aren't able to make the
connection that eating animals is
wrong and is murder...plain and
simple.
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Trevor Hamberger
you're mentally ill. Beef is a
super food. Its the most vital
thing you can eat. I feel so
fucking sorry for you that you
can actually believe this
horse shit. I pray you do not
have children.
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Pam Wilkes
Trevor Hamberger you're
completely delusional. The
rotting flesh from a murdered
animal is deadly to humans.
Are you just that ignorant
that you don't know that or
how to research the truth?
Animal flesh has more
carcinogens than cigarettes
do. Do some fucking
research before you spew
anymore garbage out of your
pie-hole. And also, there's
the simple fact that these are
living sentinel beings that
feel pain, feel happiness,
feel sadness, feel
attachment to their children.
They are not here for you to
be part of their murder and
then eat them. They don't
want to be eaten by you.
They want to li… See More
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Tim Vertz
Trevor Hamberger Why is it
that everyone in here has
likes on their comments
accept yours, Trevor? It's
because you are clueless.
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Mike Lilly
A plant injured on one leaf by a
nibbling insect can alert its other
leaves to begin anticipatory defense
responses.
This systemic signal begins with the
release of glutamate.
This glutamate-based long-distance
signaling is rapid. Within minutes, an
undamaged leaf can respond to the
fate of a distant leaf.
Plants respond within minutes to
stresses such as wounding with both
local and system-wide reactions that
prime nondamaged regions to mount
defenses.
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Pero Mihic
HAHAHAHAHA seriously?

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Stewie Napalm
minutes? oh, they are pretty
slow it seems. not really
sentient. just electricity going
on. they are not creatures.
they are. just. god. damn.
plants. stop talking bullshit.
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John Allen
Stewie Napalm and you are
just a stupid fucking disease
on this planet. Those plants
will be here long after your
pathetic dust corpse has
floated away and fertilized
those very plants you speak
so lowly of. Sentience is
sentience. Period. You
cunting fuckboy baby
puncher.
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LeAnn Timothy Walters


I dont care if the yeast gene was
spliced or whatever! No animals was
tortured and slaughtered. Seriously,
how many men are going to rush
into BK and eat 4 impossible burgers
every day!!? This article should
focus on how getting away from
factory farming could save our
planet. I'm sticking with the
Impossiblr Burger.
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Mudit Arora
Scroll down to see the Author's
credentials before reading any
further. He's a regular on "The Alex
Jones Show", has written for
Breitbart and Big league politics.
Which are all far right wing
conservative propagandist "media".
National File is basically the same.
Basically this guy is a far right wing
tool unable to provide unbiased
opinion, and probably in the pocket
of the meat companies. Oh by the
way - "Dr." James Stangle is a

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