Ah, the noble manaTEA, reclining in its natural habitat.

    That great creature that, even in its recluse, exhibits the greatest glory.

    Great and mighty in the natural kingdom, the manaTEA glides gently
through the herbal drinks. He creates rhythm and beauty that would make
even a weathered politician weep.
    And lo, doth not this great beast of the floating mugs deserve our
admiration and protection? Even as we speak, the great manaTEA's natural
habitat is being guzzled away by the fiendish tea-teetotalers. With their tee-
totalitarianism they have drained virtually 86.52% of the natural reservoirs
where the manaTEA can only dwell. Some manaTEA have been forced out to
seek new lands, choosing the unnatural coffee for their resting places.

    Shall these atrocities go unanswered? To assist in the conservation of these

glorious creatures, please donate to the MARTINI
(ManaTEA Activists Regulating Tee-totalitarianism In Nottingham 
Institutes) Conservation Fund below.

    It is our duty to halt the spread of this tee-totalitarianism and save the
great, and noble beast: The manaTEA.