The UfYH Guide to Spring Cleaning for Actual People Keep washing your fucking dishes. Open a damn window. Anything fabric that isn't clothes and can go in the washing machine? Wash it. What's that gross shit stuck to the floor over there? Wipe it up. Oo © 8 OO It's warm outside now, so take your goddamn trash out. Do you have a vacuum? Well, it’s not doing you any good just sitting there. Use it. Use it on anything you can: floors, walls, weird spaces under stuff. Don't use it on your pets. O O Is something in your fridge possibly gaining sentience? Throw it out. How long has that light bulb been burned out? O Just change it, for crying out loud. O Change the batteries in your smoke detectors, because fire is a crappy way of dealing with a mess. © No, but seriously. Keep washing your fucking dishes. Copyright Unfuck Your Habitat, 2014