You are not allowed to jump off a building.

The penalty is death.

A person is not allowed to walk around on Sun-

days with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

Hunting camels is not allowed.

You are not allowed to get a fish drunk.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

It is illegal for men to go top-less in the center of town.

It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.

It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit.

It is illegal to sell your children.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a bus or on the underground.

You may not wash your car on a Sunday

It is illegal to pee in a lift. Selling gum is prohibited

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots if you don´t own at least two cows.

It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear

No pig may be called "Napoleon" by its owner