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Cult of Pink Eye: The Manifesto
Cult of Pink Eye: The Manifesto
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This isn’t one of them suicide cults is it?
Don’t worry, at PINK EYE we are very progressive,
and believe firmly that the archaic traditions of the
past just aren’t compatible with a trendy 21st century
cultist. There will be no suicide pacts or child
sacrifices. Our motto is “out with the old, in with
the new” - goodbye genital mutilation, hello
dress-down fridays.
Keep an eye out for any updates, and you may join us
in any number of fun cult activities.