Loki S01e01 Hi

1
00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,333

On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.
2
00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,458
On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.
3
00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:22,500
I mean, honestly,
how do you keep your food down?
4
00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:23,667
Shut up.
5
00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,208
- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey. Buddy!
6
00:00:28,292 --> 00:00:30,792
What do you think?
Maximum occupancy has been reached.
7
00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,635
- (HULK GROWLS)
- 2012 THOR: Take the stairs.
8
00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,625
- 2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop.
- (LOUD THUD)
9
00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,667
AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark.
10
00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,583
- Hand it over.
- (2012 STARK STUTTERS)
11
00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:45,573
PIERCE: Stark?
2012 THOR: Stark?
12
00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,333
Breathe, breathe.
13
00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:57,583
STARK: Good job. Meet me in the alley.
I'm gonna grab a quick slice.
14
00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:03,958
No stairs!
15
00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:06,167
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
16
00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:07,833
(HULK ROARS)
17
00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:14,750
2012 THOR: Where's Loki?
18
00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,708
Loki! Loki!
19
00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,500
(WIND BLOWING)
20
00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,542
(SPUTTERS)
21
00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,792
(GRUNTS)
22
00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,375
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
23
00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:07,708
I am Loki of Asgard.
24
00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:11,667
And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
25
00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,083
(IN MONGOLIAN)
26
00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,833
(IN ENGLISH) I...
27
00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:18,542
(WARBLES)
28
00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,167
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
29
00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,083
Never mind.
30
00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,083
Don't touch that.
31
00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,750
(WARBLES)
32
00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:35,500
Appears to be
a standard sequence violation.
33
00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,833
Branch is growing
at a stable rate and slope.
34
00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,875
Variant identified.
35
00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,167
I beg your pardon.
36
00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,833
On behalf of the Time Variance Authority,
37
00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:49,083
I hereby arrest you
for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.
38
00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:50,958
Hands up.
39
00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,917
- (WEAPONS POWERING)
- You're coming with us.
40
00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,208
I'm sorry. Who's "us"?
41
00:03:57,292 --> 00:03:58,750
Last chance, Variant.
42
00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:01,125
(CHUCKLES)
43
00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:02,792
(SNIFFLES)
44
00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,583
It's been a very long day,
45
00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:08,583
and I think I've had my fill of idiots
in armored suits telling me what to do,
46
00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:12,250
so, if you don't mind,
this is actually your last chance.
47
00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:15,708
Now get out of my way.
48
00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:30,167
You are now moving at 1/16th speed,
49
00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:33,458
but feeling all that pain in real time.
50
00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:42,917
(LOKI GRUNTS)
51
00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:46,875
Reset the timeline.
52
00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,083
(DEVICE CLICKING)
53
00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,750
(WARBLING)
54
00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:09,917
(GRUNTS)
55
00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:17,375
56
00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,292
MAN 1: What species?
MAN 2: Variant Skrull.
57
00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,375
What is this place?
58
00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:27,000
My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.
59
00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,292
One call and your whole job is privatized.
60
00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,458
MAN 3: All right.
MAN 4: How'd you like that?
61
00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:32,917
MAN 1: Hello, sir.
62
00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:35,625
(GASPS)
63
00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,083
(GRUNTING)
64
00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:44,278
- HUNTER B-15: Come on.
- You're making a terrible mistake.
65
00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,973
MAN 4: You're making a big mistake. Whoa!
66
00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:49,239
- Hello, ma'am, uh...
- HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence.
67
00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,167
Oh...
68
00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,458
Can you at least tell me what it is?
69
00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:56,208
It's the Tesseract.
Be very careful with it.
70
00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:57,958
MAN: It sounds dumb.
71
00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,208
(PANTING)
72
00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,208
Know this.
73
00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,000
You cross me,
there are deadly consequences.
74
00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:05,458
We'll see.
75
00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:07,542
(GRUNTS)
76
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,292
(WARBLES)
77
00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:19,667
Hey, hey!
78
00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:28,917
Absolutely not.
79
00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,583
This is fine Asgardian leather.
80
00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:36,958
Hold very still.
81
00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,833
(SIGHS)
82
00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:43,958
(STUTTERS) Now, hang on just a minute.
83
00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,667
(SCREAMS)
84
00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,250
(GASPS)
85
00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,708
(PURRING)
86
00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:56,583
Please sign to verify
this is everything you've ever said.
87
00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,667
What?
88
00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,958
(MACHINE WHIRS)
89
00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,292
Sign this, too.
90
00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,708
Oh, this is absurd.
91
00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,125
(MACHINE WHIRS)
92
00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:12,458
And this.
93
00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:14,875
(SIGHS)
94
00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:29,958
(GASPS)
95
00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,000
(DOOR CLOSES)
96
00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,000
(PANTING)
97
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,458
Please confirm to your knowledge
that you are not a fully robotic being,
98
00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,000
were born an organic creature,
99
00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:46,875
and do in fact possess
what many cultures would call a soul.
100
00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,375
What? "To my knowledge"?
101
00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,417
Do a lot of people not know
if they're robots?
102
00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,583
Thank you for confirming. Move through.
103
00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:59,125
(MACHINE PULSATING)
104
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,167
What if I was a robot
and I didn't know it?
105
00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,625
The machine would melt you
from the inside out.
106
00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:08,792
Please move along, sir.
107
00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,542
Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.
108
00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:18,875
(HUMMING)
109
00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,250
What?
110
00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,458
- LOKI: Oh, what's that?
- Your temporal aura.
111
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,000
- What's that?
- Please, through the door.
112
00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:36,250
Take a ticket.
113
00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:39,458
What is this, a deli? No.
114
00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:46,875
Take a ticket.
115
00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,208
There's only two of us in here.
116
00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,833
MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket.
117
00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,625
(SIGHS)
118
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,750
(EXHALES)
119
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,042
This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!
120
00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,458
(FEMALE VOICE OVER PA)
Hey there! You're probably saying,
121
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,250
"This is a mistake.
I shouldn't even be here."
122
00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:28,708
Welcome to the Time Variance Authority.
123
00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,250
I'm Miss Minutes,
124
00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:35,542
and it's my job to catch you up
before you stand trial for your crimes.
125
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,500
So let's not waste another minute.
126
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:42,542
Settle in, sharpen your pencils,
and check this out.
127
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,250
(THUNDERCLAP)
128
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:49,042
Long ago, there was
a vast multiversal war.
129
00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:52,833
Countless unique timelines
battled each other for supremacy,
130
00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,208
nearly resulting
in the total destruction of...
131
00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,917
- (EXPLOSION)
- Well, everything.
132
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,208
But then, the all-knowing
Time-Keepers emerged,
133
00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:06,125
bringing peace by reorganizing
the multiverse into a single timeline,
134
00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,625
the Sacred Timeline.
135
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:14,083
Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve
the proper flow of time
136
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,458
for everyone and everything.
137
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:21,917
But sometimes, people like you veer off
the path the Time-Keepers created.
138
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,333
We call those Variants.
139
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:29,542
Maybe you started an uprising,
or were just late for work.
140
00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:33,708
Whatever it was, stepping off your path
created a nexus event,
141
00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:37,208
which, left unchecked,
could branch off into madness,
142
00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:40,292
- leading to another multiversal war.
- (BEEPING)
143
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,292
But, don't worry,
144
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,083
to make sure that doesn't happen,
145
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:50,000
the Time-Keepers created
the TVA and all its incredible workers.
146
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,375
(BEEPING)
147
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,917
The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake
148
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,917
and set time back
on its predetermined path.
149
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:02,917
Now that your actions have left you
without a place on the timeline,
150
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,625
you must stand trial for your offenses.
151
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:09,500
So sit tight, and we'll get you
in front of a judge in no time.
152
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,625
Just make sure you have your ticket,
153
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,958
and you'll be seen
by the next available attendant.
154
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:20,125
- For all time.
- PEOPLE: Always.
155
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,250
(SCOFFS)
156
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:28,167
Time-Keepers? The Sacred Timeline?
157
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,708
Who actually believes this bunkum?
158
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,312
- MINUTEMAN: Ticket, sir?
- He didn't give me a ticket. I asked.
159
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,875
- Ticket, sir!
- I tried to ask that guy for a ticket!
160
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,000
Sir...
161
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,417
What, you're raising
your voice at me, bucket head?
162
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,875
- (WARBLES)
- (SCREAMS)
163
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,458
(SHUDDERS)
164
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,000
MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA.
165
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,500
Don't hesitate
to let us know how we're doing.
166
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:56,542
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
167
00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:27,125
The hunter and his Minutemen
responded to a routine nexus event.
168
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:30,375
It appears that when they arrived,
somebody got the jump on 'em.
169
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,750
You think?
170
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:33,875
HUNTER U-92: It's him.
171
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,167
Yeah, stab wounds look
consistent with the others.
172
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,458
Positioning of the bodies indicates
they didn't know what the hell hit 'em.
173
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:49,833
And reset charge is gone.
174
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,833
That's the sixth attack in the last week.
175
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,625
That we know of.
176
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,833
- Hey!
- Wait, stand down! Stand down.
177
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,000
It's just a kid.
178
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,375
(IN FRENCH)
179
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,443
HUNTER U-92: (IN ENGLISH) Hey, yo!
180
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,875
(IN FRENCH)
181
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,542
(IN ENGLISH) Tap it.
182
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,750
(IN FRENCH)
183
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,125
(IN ENGLISH) Don't worry,
that devil's afraid of us.
184
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,000
We're gonna take care of him.
185
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,417
And we're gonna put you
back where you belong.
186
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,708
(IN FRENCH)
187
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,833
(IN ENGLISH) Devil bearing gifts.
188
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:29,083
Go ahead and run this for sequence period
and any hints of temporal aura.
189
00:14:30,292 --> 00:14:31,708
You know we won't get anything.
190
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,667
Yeah, just give it a shot.
191
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,000
(BEEPING)
192
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,958
HUNTER U-92: The branch
is nearing red line. We need to go.
193
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,375
Okay.
194
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,542
(IN FRENCH)
195
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,083
(IN ENGLISH) It's okay.
196
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,958
HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge.
197
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,333
(WARBLES)
198
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,667
Sir, there's something you'll wanna see.
199
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,667
- (GAVEL BANGS)
- JUDGE: Next case, please.
200
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:19,458
Laufeyson. Variant L1130,
AKA Loki Laufeyson,
201
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:23,542
is charged with
sequence violation 7-20-89.
202
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,750
How do you plead?
203
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,458
(CHUCKLES)
204
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,000
Madam, a god doesn't plead.
205
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,458
This has been a very enjoyable pantomime,
but I'd like to go home now.
206
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,750
Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
207
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:43,458
(SCOFFS) Guilty of being
the God of Mischief? Yes.
208
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,625
Guilty of finding
all this incredibly tedious? Yes.
209
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:51,083
Guilty of a crime
against the Sacred Timeline?
210
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,500
Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.
211
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,625
Oh, really? And who should we have?
212
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,833
I suspect, the Avengers.
213
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,625
I came into possession of the Tesseract
because they traveled through time,
214
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:06,208
no doubt in a last-ditch effort
to stave off my ascent to God King.
215
00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,333
That's quite an accusation.
216
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,625
LOKI: Oh, believe me, you can smell
the cologne of two Tony Starks.
217
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:15,375
You speak of Time Criminals?
It's they you should be after.
218
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,750
Perhaps you could provide me
with a taskforce and resources,
219
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,417
and I could return
and eliminate them for you.
220
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,333
We're not here to talk about the Avengers.
221
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,583
- Oh, no?
- No.
222
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:29,625
What they did was supposed to happen.
You escaping was not.
223
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,958
(LAUGHS)
224
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,667
Right. Uh...
225
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:39,042
"Not supposed to happen"?
According to whom?
226
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,333
The Time-Keepers?
227
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,333
Oh, the Time-Keepers. Right.
228
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:49,083
Well, perhaps I should speak
to these Time-Keepers, gods to gods.
229
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,125
I'm sorry, but they're quite busy.
230
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,083
Oh, they are? What are they doing?
231
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,042
Dictating the proper flow of time.
232
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,792
I see. Right. And then what do you do?
233
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,208
Dictate the proper flow of time
according to their dictations.
234
00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:03,417
How do you plead?
235
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,417
Guilty...
236
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,333
of this.
237
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,417
(STIFLED LAUGHTER)
238
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,625
- What's going on?
- LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet.
239
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,667
(CHUCKLES)
240
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,750
- He's trying to use his powers, ma'am.
- Don't rush me. (GRUNTS)
241
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,500
Damn it! Why won't it work?
242
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:34,125
Magic powers?
They're no good in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson.
243
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,875
The court finds you guilty,
and I sentence you to be reset.
244
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,458
Next case, please!
245
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:43,500
"Reset"? What does that mean?
What, is it bad? What does it mean?
246
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:48,083
Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats
will not dictate how my story ends!
247
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,542
It's not your story, Mr. Laufeyson.
It never was.
248
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,542
You have no idea what I'm capable of!
249
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,208
MAN: I... I think I might.
250
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,333
Have an idea of what he's capable of.
251
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,125
Approach the bench.
252
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,167
(SOFTLY) Hi.
253
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,458
If you're thinking what I think you are,
it's a bad idea.
254
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,750
Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch.
255
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,333
Anything goes sideways, it's on you.
256
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,333
Okay. I feel like
I'm always looking up to you.
257
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,708
I like it. It's appropriate.
258
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,583
(GRUNTING)
259
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,333
And who are you?
260
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,083
I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
261
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:46,042
I'll show you where my desk is,
you can start there.
262
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,292
Have a look.
263
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,292
Home sweet home.
264
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,708
I thought there was no magic here.
265
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:06,833
There isn't.
266
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,042
That's not real.
267
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,250
It is, and, unfortunately,
so is all the paperwork.
268
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,292
Good tinder for your fire, though.
Come on.
269
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,708
This place is a nightmare.
270
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,042
That's another department.
271
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,292
Now that department
I'll help you burn down.
272
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,292
(LOKI SIGHS)
273
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,000
I'm Agent Mobius, by the way.
274
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,208
Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
275
00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:59,625
No. That's where you just were.
I'm taking you some place to talk.
276
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,542
I don't like to talk.
277
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:04,083
But you do like to lie,
which you just did.
278
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,625
Because we both know you love to talk.
279
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,167
Talkie-talkie.
280
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,333
How long have you been here?
281
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:16,667
(SIGHS) I don't know. It's hard to say,
time passes differently here in the TVA.
282
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,750
- What does that mean?
- You'll catch up.
283
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:25,250
LOKI: So, you're part of the TVA's
courageous and dedicated workforce?
284
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,375
Yes.
285
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,750
- You were created by the Time-Keepers.
- Yep.
286
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,833
- To protect the Sacred Timeline.
- Correct.
287
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,208
(LAUGHS)
288
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:35,333
Is that funny?
289
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,708
The idea that your little club
decides the fate of trillions of people
290
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:43,208
across all of existence
at the behest of three space lizards,
291
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,417
yes, it's funny.
292
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,958
It's absurd.
293
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,875
I thought you didn't like to talk.
294
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:48,958
(SCOFFS)
295
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,000
(SIGHS)
296
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,083
After you.
297
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,792
For the record, this really does feel
like a killing-me kind of a room.
298
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,750
Not big on trust, are you?
299
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,792
Trust is for children and dogs.
300
00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:16,083
There's only one person you can trust.
301
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,125
MOBIUS: Yourself? I like it.
302
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,792
Slap it on a T-shirt.
303
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,167
If the TVA truly oversees all of time,
304
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,583
how have I never heard of you until now?
305
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,250
'Cause you've never needed to.
306
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,500
You've always lived within your set path.
307
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,958
I live within whatever path I choose.
308
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,875
MOBIUS: Sure you do.
Okay, come have a seat.
309
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,833
I told you,
time moves differently in the TVA.
310
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,708
Come on, sit down.
311
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,167
Let's get into this.
312
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:57,583
Go on, have a seat.
313
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,083
If looks could kill.
314
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:09,458
What do you want from me?
315
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:12,000
(INHALES) Well, let's start
with a little cooperation.
316
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,667
Not my forte.
317
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,000
Really?
318
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,167
Even when you're wooing
someone powerful you intend to betray?
319
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,250
Come on.
320
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:21,375
You don't know anything about me.
321
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,167
Maybe I'd like to learn.
322
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:26,750
I specialize in the pursuit
of dangerous Variants.
323
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,458
Like myself?
324
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:29,792
Mmm...
325
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,000
No, particularly dangerous Variants.
326
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,667
You're just a little pussycat.
327
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,250
I got a set of questions for you.
328
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,708
You answer them honestly,
329
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,667
and then maybe
I can give you something you want.
330
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:43,667
You wanna get out of here, right?
331
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,792
Yeah, so we'll start there.
332
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,958
Should you return, what are you gonna do?
333
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,958
- Finish what I started.
- Which is?
334
00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:54,792
Claim my throne.
335
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,458
You wanna be king?
336
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,542
I don't want to be, I was born to be.
337
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,208
I know, but king of what exactly?
338
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,667
(SCOFFS)
339
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,042
You wouldn't understand.
340
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,125
Try me.
341
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,417
Midgard.
342
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,250
AKA Earth.
343
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,167
All right. Now you're the king of Midgard,
then what?
344
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,417
Happily ever after?
345
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,667
Asgard, the Nine Realms.
346
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,208
- Space?
- Space?
347
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:28,083
Space is big.
That'd be a nice feather in your cap.
348
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,625
"Loki, the King of Space."
349
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,875
Mock me if you dare.
350
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,708
No, I'm not. (CHUCKLES)
351
00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:38,125
Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah.
352
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:44,167
And I guess I'm wondering why does someone
with so much range just wanna rule?
353
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,417
I would've made it easy for them.
354
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,917
People like easy.
355
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,125
The first
and most oppressive lie ever uttered
356
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:58,583
was the song of freedom.
357
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,292
How's that one go?
358
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,917
For nearly every living thing,
359
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:08,500
choice breeds shame
and uncertainty and regret.
360
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,250
There's a fork in every road,
361
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:15,000
yet the wrong path always taken.
362
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:17,125
Good. Yeah.
363
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,833
You said "nearly every living thing,"
364
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,750
so I'm guessing
you don't fall into that category?
365
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,542
(CHUCKLES)
366
00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:25,667
(SIGHS)
367
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,958
The Time-Keepers
have built quite the circus,
368
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:32,083
and I see the clowns are playing
their parts to perfection.
369
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:33,917
(CHUCKLES)
370
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,042
Big metaphor guy. I love it.
371
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,917
Makes you sound super smart.
372
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,125
I am smart.
373
00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:40,875
I know.
374
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,083
Okay.
375
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:45,292
Okay.
376
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,208
(WHIRRING)
377
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,500
(SCOFFS) What is this?
378
00:25:07,042 --> 00:25:09,833
A sampling of your greatest hits,
if I may.
379
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,500
(SIGHS)
380
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:19,292
LOKI: (OVER VIDEO)
If it's all the same to you...
381
00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:23,750
I'll have that drink now.
382
00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,042
No.
383
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:30,125
And I remember. I was there.
Anything else?
384
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:35,375
It's funny, for someone born to rule,
you sure do lose a lot.
385
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:38,208
You might even say it's in your nature.
386
00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:42,125
You know, things didn't turn out so well
for the last person who said that to me.
387
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,667
Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.
388
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:45,833
(GROANS)
389
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,250
THOR: No!
390
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:52,167
Didn't the Avengers come together
to literally avenge him by defeating you?
391
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,125
Little solace to a dead man.
392
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:55,750
Do you enjoy hurting people?
393
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,500
Making them feel small?
394
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,333
Making them feel afraid?
395
00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:04,000
- Your games don't frighten me.
- Making them feel little?
396
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:05,250
I know what I am.
397
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,083
- A murderer?
- A liberator.
398
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,250
Of eyeballs, maybe.
399
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:11,375
(MAN SCREAMS)
400
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:15,167
MOBIUS: Look at that smile.
You are enjoying that.
401
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,750
Did you enjoy hurting them?
402
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,042
I don't have to play this game. I'm a god.
403
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,333
Of what, again? Mischief, right?
404
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:24,833
Yeah. I don't see anything
very mischievous about this.
405
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,708
No, I don't suppose you do.
406
00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,125
(MOBIUS SIGHS)
407
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,458
Let's talk about your escapes.
408
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:37,833
You're really good at doing awful things,
and then just getting away.
409
00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,542
What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp.
410
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,042
This is one of my favorites.
411
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:47,750
(OVER PA) From the flight deck,
Captain William A. Scott,
412
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:51,208
Northwest Orient Airlines 305,
on schedule to land in Seattle.
413
00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,042
Flight time today, approximately...
414
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:54,292
Bourbon and soda?
415
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:56,375
Thank you.
416
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:58,083
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Absolutely.
417
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,042
Is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?
418
00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:02,792
I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
419
00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:05,667
(CHUCKLES)
420
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,542
- Uh, Miss?
- Yes, Mr. Cooper?
421
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875
You might want to take a look
at that note.
422
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,542
(WHISPERS) I have a bomb.
423
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:36,250
I fail to see how this has
any relevance or bearing on...
424
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:37,917
(SHUSHES) No. This is the good part.
425
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,125
See you again someday.
426
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,208
(GRUNTS) Brother,
Heimdall, you better be ready.
427
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:17,708
I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper.
Come on!
428
00:28:17,792 --> 00:28:20,333
I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor.
429
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:23,667
Where was the TVA when I was meddling
with these affairs of men?
430
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:26,917
We were right there with you,
just surfing that Sacred Timeline.
431
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,083
So that had the Time-Keepers'
seal of approval, did it?
432
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,375
Well, I wouldn't think of it
in terms of approval and disapproval.
433
00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,583
That's sort of a...
434
00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:36,792
Let's get back to escapes...
435
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,917
- (SIGHS)
- and a little psychobabble.
436
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,792
What is it that you think
that you're really running from?
437
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:42,917
Enough.
438
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,708
- (WARBLES)
- (SIGHS)
439
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,042
Back in your cage.
440
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:50,208
See, I can play the heavy keys, too.
441
00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:52,333
I was just standing up to make a point.
442
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:53,917
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, go ahead.
443
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,292
It won't be as meaningful now.
444
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,542
Okay, well, stay seated.
445
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:57,875
I'll do what I want to do!
446
00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:58,958
Sure.
447
00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:03,458
(SIGHS)
448
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,958
What exactly is it that you want?
449
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:09,250
I want you to be honest
about why you do what you do.
450
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,792
Liar.
451
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:11,875
I'm serious.
452
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:17,667
All I seek is a deeper understanding
of the fearsome God of Mischief.
453
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,625
- (LOKI SCOFFS)
- What makes Loki tick?
454
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,625
- I know what this place is.
- What is it?
455
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,042
It's an illusion.
456
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:33,583
It's a cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
457
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:36,875
A desperate attempt at control.
458
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,208
Now, you all parade about
459
00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:42,708
as if you're the divine arbiters
of power in the universe.
460
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,125
- We are.
- You're not.
461
00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,583
My choices are my own.
462
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:49,958
Your choice is your own.
Good, let's go with that.
463
00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,708
I think this one's gonna fire you up.
464
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:55,750
The bright lure of freedom
diminishes your life's joy
465
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,208
in a mad scramble for power...
466
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,333
Precisely.
467
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,458
I was...
468
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:05,375
I am on the verge of acquiring
everything I am owed,
469
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,667
and when I do, it'll be because I did it.
470
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,500
Not because it was supposed to happen.
471
00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:13,708
Or because you
or the Time Variance Authority,
472
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:16,875
or whatever it is you call yourselves,
allowed me to.
473
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,042
Honestly, you're pathetic.
474
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,083
You're an irrelevance.
475
00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:23,042
A detour.
476
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,208
A footnote to my ascent.
477
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,542
You finished?
478
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,083
You're gonna start
taking things seriously.
479
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:33,250
- (GROANS)
- If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract,
480
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,917
you would have been
taken to a cell on Asgard.
481
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:40,292
(CHAINS JINGLING)
482
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,333
Loki.
483
00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:48,417
LOKI: (OVER VIDEO) Hello, Mother.
484
00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:50,417
Have I made you proud?
485
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,167
Please don't make this worse.
486
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,250
What is this?
487
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,917
This is nonsense, more tricks.
This never even happened.
488
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,042
MOBIUS: Not to you.
489
00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,292
Not yet.
490
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,417
Look, the TVA doesn't just know
your whole past,
491
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,917
we know your whole life,
how it's all meant to be.
492
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,542
Think of it as comforting.
493
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,292
This is absurd.
494
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,167
And am I not your mother?
495
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:12,875
(LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
496
00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:15,500
LOKI: You're not.
497
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,292
FRIGGA: Hmm.
498
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:24,583
Always so perceptive
about everyone but yourself.
499
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,292
MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves
attack the palace,
500
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,667
and you think you send them to Thor.
501
00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,167
You might wanna
take the stairs to the left.
502
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,833
But instead, you send them...
503
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:36,667
I'll never tell.
504
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,167
(GROANS)
505
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,333
(BREATH SHUDDERS)
506
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,250
Where do you have her? Where is she?
507
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,292
You lead them right to her.
508
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:59,125
I don't believe you.
You're lying. It's not true.
509
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,625
It is true.
510
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,833
That's the proper flow of time,
511
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:07,292
and it happens again and again and again
because it's supposed to,
512
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,500
because it has to.
513
00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:11,208
- The TVA makes sure of it.
- Where is she?
514
00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:14,833
Now why don't you tell me,
do you enjoy hurting people?
515
00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:16,958
- I don't believe you.
- Do you enjoy killing?
516
00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:18,875
- I'll kill you.
- Like you did your mother?
517
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:20,625
(GRUNTS)
518
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:23,458
- (WARBLES)
- (GRUNTS)
519
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,208
(EXHALES)
520
00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:29,042
Sorry, the Time Twister just loops you,
not the furniture.
521
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,417
You weren't born to be king, Loki.
522
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,833
You were born to cause
pain and suffering and death.
523
00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:38,583
That's how it is, that's how it was,
that's how it will be.
524
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:43,167
All so that others can achieve
their best versions of themselves.
525
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,250
(CHITAURI SCREECHING)
526
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,083
What is this place?
527
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,458
Come on.
528
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,750
(DOOR OPENS)
529
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,583
HUNTER B-15: What are you doing?
530
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,250
My job. Is it yours to interrupt?
531
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,125
We have a situation.
532
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,833
(SIGHS) There's always a situation.
533
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,625
Don't go anywhere.
534
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,167
It was just getting good. Spirited.
535
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,042
(SIGHS)
536
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,833
- Talking to that Variant is a mistake.
- That's your position.
537
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,167
He should be reset!
538
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:45,083
You think everyone should be reset.
I'm getting good stuff!
539
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:46,167
We lost another unit.
540
00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:53,708
Okay, Loki, I think we can
finish up tomorrow and just pick it...
541
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,167
Mischievous scamp.
542
00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,125
543
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:26,333
Wish I could say I was surprised.
544
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,125
- Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us.
- Me? It's my fault?
545
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,875
Look, he can't have gotten very far.
546
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,375
HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight.
547
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:36,333
No, no pruning, no resetting.
He can still help us!
548
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:40,875
549
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,500
(WHISPERS) Hey.
550
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,292
Hey. I know you.
551
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,875
- You're that criminal with the blue box.
- (SHUSHES)
552
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,375
- Ow.
- What's your name?
553
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,250
Casey.
554
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,583
Give me the Tesseract,
or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey.
555
00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:00,125
- What's a fish?
- (SHUSHES)
556
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,208
(WHISPERS) What's a fish?
557
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:02,833
How do you not know what a fish is?
558
00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:04,667
I've lived my entire life behind a desk.
559
00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:06,333
Well, what difference does it make?
560
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:09,208
I wanna know exactly what I'm being
threatened with before I comply.
561
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:12,125
Death, Casey. Violent, painful death.
562
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:15,208
Okay, okay. I comply, I comply.
563
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:18,375
I comply. Jeez!
564
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,333
Um... Oh.
565
00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:25,083
- CASEY: This it?
- (SIGHS)
566
00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:30,917
LOKI: What?
567
00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,542
Infinity Stones?
568
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,083
How...
569
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:39,833
How do you have these?
570
00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:42,083
Oh, We actually get a lot of those.
571
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,750
Yeah. Some of the guys
use them as paperweights.
572
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,708
Some of 'em.
573
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,375
(GASPS SOFTLY)
574
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:30,333
Is this the greatest power
in the universe?
575
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:35,875
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
576
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,458
CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me!
577
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:45,833
That's so messed up.
578
00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:48,667
HUNTER B-15: Split up.
Check the lower concourse.
579
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,083
CASEY: I do not forgive you.
580
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:54,000
(GRUNTS)
581
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,250
(SIGHS)
582
00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,375
(PANTING)
583
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:00,917
(GRUNTS)
584
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:03,667
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
585
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,125
(BREATH TREMBLING)
586
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,458
I love you, my sons.
587
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,625
Remember this place.
588
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,500
Home.
589
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:57,833
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
590
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,542
Loki, I thought the world of you.
591
00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:20,625
I thought we were gonna fight
side by side forever.
592
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:21,958
(RUMBLING)
593
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:28,542
Maybe you're not so bad after all,
brother.
594
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Maybe not.
595
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:31,917
THOR: Thank you.
596
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,750
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.
597
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,833
(CHUCKLES)
598
00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,208
LOKI: I'm here.
599
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,792
(RUMBLING)
600
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,375
THANOS: Undying?
601
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:56,833
You should choose
your words more carefully.
602
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,042
(LOKI CHOKING)
603
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,542
LOKI: (STRAINING) You...
604
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:13,917
will never be...
605
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:18,000
a god.
606
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:22,875
(BONES CRACK)
607
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,125
(GASPS)
608
00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:26,250
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
609
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,083
(WARBLING)
610
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,458
(EXPLOSION)
611
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:56,833
(SCOFFS)
612
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,167
(LAUGHING)
613
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:10,875
HUNTER B-15: What's so funny?
614
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,417
(DOOR CLOSES)
615
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,042
Glorious purpose.
616
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,292
(BOTH GRUNTING)
617
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,500
(GROANS)
618
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,708
(BEEPS)
619
00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:40,792
(BEEPS)
620
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:42,875
(GRUNTS)
621
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,417
(PANTING)
622
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,458
(WARBLES)
623
00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:03,542
Stop...
624
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,125
It.
625
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,208
Stop it!
626
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:11,500
St... Stop it...
627
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,917
It... Stop it...
628
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,042
Stop... I... St... Sto... St...
629
00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:28,417
And this guy kept saying
he was gonna turn me into a fish,
630
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,542
whatever that is,
631
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,833
and then they show up
and just prune my cart,
632
00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:33,583
so there was nothing I could have done.
633
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,167
(GASPS)
634
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,208
Hey, there you are.
635
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:40,583
You know, that Variant you had got away.
636
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,292
(SIGHS)
637
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:50,875
(SIGHS)
638
00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,125
(DOOR OPENS)
639
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:58,875
(DOOR CLOSES)
640
00:41:58,958 --> 00:41:59,958
MOBIUS: Loki?
641
00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,083
Nowhere left to run.
642
00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,250
I can't go back, can I?
643
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,167
Back to my timeline.
644
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:24,292
I don't enjoy hurting people.
645
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,458
I... (SIGHS)
646
00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:31,292
I don't enjoy it.
647
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,250
I do it because I have to,
648
00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:38,500
because I've had to.
649
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,583
Okay, explain that to me.
650
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:43,458
Because it's part of the illusion.
651
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:51,417
It's the cruel, elaborate trick
conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
652
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,750
A desperate play for control.
653
00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:56,375
You do know yourself.
654
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,333
A villain. (SIGHS)
655
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,417
That's not how I see it.
656
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,083
You try to use that?
657
00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:12,458
Oh, several times.
658
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,375
Even an Infinity Stone is useless here.
659
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,458
(SCOFFS)
660
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,583
The TVA is formidable.
661
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,083
MOBIUS: That's been my experience.
662
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:28,458
Listen, I can't offer you salvation,
663
00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,333
but maybe I can offer you
something better.
664
00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:36,958
A fugitive Variant's been killing
our Minutemen.
665
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,708
And you need the God of Mischief
to help you stop him?
666
00:43:41,792 --> 00:43:43,167
That's right.
667
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:44,917
Why me?
668
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,917
The Variant we're hunting is...
669
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:48,917
you.
670
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,333
I beg your pardon?
671
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,292
MINUTEMAN: Time signature
is early third millennium.
672
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:25,500
Definitely anachronistic.
673
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:31,292
(SNIFFS)
674
00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:33,250
Oil.
675
00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:36,042
I think some jackass found himself
a time machine,
676
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,542
came back here to get rich.
677
00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,667
Should we fan out and look for him, sir?
678
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:43,125
Nah. It's not worth the paperwork.
679
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,875
Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge.
680
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,042
MINUTEMAN: Wait. Someone's out there.
681
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,583
Check it out.
682
00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:55,083
(WEAPONS POWERING)
683
00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:05,792
HUNTER U-92: Get down!
684
00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,708
(MINUTEMEN SCREAMING)
685
00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,083
(GRUNTING)
686
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,333
(HUNTER U-92 SCREAMING)
687
00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:18,042
MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA.
688
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,958
Don't hesitate
to let us know how we're doing.

Loki S01e01 Hi

Uploaded by

Document Information

Original Title

Copyright

Available Formats

Share this document

Share or Embed Document

Sharing Options

Did you find this document useful?

Is this content inappropriate?

Copyright:

Available Formats

Loki S01e01 Hi

Uploaded by

Copyright:

Available Formats

1

00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,333

You might also like