Company name: Phat Egg Inc.

Mission: To make eggs fatter across the globe.

Fat Eggs Save Lives

Eggs are seen in every person’s diet around the world. From the highest sky rises in New

York, to the planes of Africa, eggs are everywhere. The only problem is that they are not fat

enough. Phat Egg Inc. aims to change that.

When I was a kid, I would go check on the chickens for eggs. I would open their coup

and be immediately disappointed. The eggs were way too small. You would need six eggs for a

decent breakfast. I never wanted people to have this problem so, from young age, I decided I

would change that.

 The chickens used at Phat Egg Inc are pumped full of anti-biotics and hormones to ensure

that the eggs that come out of them are massive. Coupled with their dense living conditions and

sub-par food, the Phat Eggs can be provided for a low cost.

Phat Egg Inc. is growing rapidly. There will soon be Phat Eggs in a grocery store near

you. What have you been doing to compensate for the small eggs sold by other egg providers?