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Now, I'm not scooby doo or anything, but I think there may be a clue here.
Benjamin Franklin
I think I will nick name you google because you have everything I have been
searching for.
If you are a basketball I will never shoot coz I will always miss you
Have you gotten a parking ticket recently? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over
you!
"You know what? You are everything I didnt think I wanted in a girl"
You: Hey, do you know what kind of material this is? (Holding out your shirt for
her to feel)
Her: Lol, cotton? Idk?
You: Nah, that's actually boyfriend material
you should go to the pharmacy. Because you're lacking some vitamin me.
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: what is wrong with you
you: coming over now
- Knock knock
Who's there? -
- Lion
Lion who? -
-Lion in bed thinking of you
-"you never write, you never call. The kids want to know when mom is coming home.
What am I supposed to tell them?"
-i've had a crush on you for years
-triangle, you'd be acute one.
-do you even know what I'm on right now? your mind.
-wanna bangout this weekend?
-having a special sale at my house this weekend.... all clothes 100% off
-do you work at subway? ..because you just gave me a footlong.
- you must be 90 degrees, cause you are looking right
Koala-fications
Adele
A drizzly bear
rematch tonight?