Professional Documents
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BMMH History Book 2020
BMMH History Book 2020
Table of Contents
2020 Storylines 2
League Timeline 3
League History 5
Toilet Bowl IV 7
Transaction History 18
2 - BMMH SEASON 10
2020 STORYLINES
Welcome to Season 10 of Bobby Mo, Money, & Hoes! This once “aww hell, let’s start something” league created between friends at Robert Morris University
has quickly turned into one of the most competitive in the fantasy football universe. There aren’t many leagues that can boast about having eight different
champions in a nine-year span, over half of its 12 teams retaining the same general manager since its inception, and an in-depth media guide that keeps
the league’s history preserved. There are a bevy of storylines abound as we enter the league’s tin anniversary, including:
What comes next: another new champion, or our second two-time winner?
One of the most exciting elements to Bobby Mo, Money, & Hoes is the league’s parity. Only Spencer Onuffer (more on him later) has won the championship
more than once, and six current general managers (Brian “Birds” Burns, Matt Defibaugh, Tyler Feith, Matt Hudak, Ben Opp, Tom Timonte) haven’t tasted
glory yet. With Ethan Petyo riding Lamar Jackson to the 2019 crown after being in the bottom half of the league more often than not, there is hope for
founding members Hudak and Timonte to be the next champion, but there are five other former champions (Aaron Ablog, Mike Davis, Missy Davis & Emily
Murtha, Tom Flynn, Ethan Woy) as well as Petyo that would love to join the two-time club.
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LEAGUE TIMELINE
2009
August | BMMH founding members Aaron Ablog, Mike Da- December | Spencer becomes the league’s first two-time 2017
vis, Matt Hudak, Tom Flynn, Joe Walther, and Ethan Woy ar- champion with an 80-67 win over Aaron’s sixth-seeded Cin- August | Defibaugh rejoins the league after a four-year hia-
rive on the campus of Robert Morris University as freshmen derella team ... Woy creates the league’s first record book in tus, replacing Spencer, who dropped out like a bitch ... T-Fly
Microsoft Word, before revamping it as a media guide prior dons the dress at Buffalo Wild Wings, unknowingly believ-
2011 to the 2015 BMMH Draft ing that was part of the punishment ... Decimal scoring is
August | Davis decides to start a Fantasy Football league introduced into the league for the first time
on ESPN and recruits the aforementioned founding mem- 2015 December | Davis becomes the sixth different champion of
bers, childhood friends Tyler Dunn, Andrew Kessler, Spencer April | The #squad movement begins with a picture of Woy, the league as his superpowered team topples Ralph’s un-
Onuffer, and Tom Timonte, RMU freshman Ethan Petyo, and Davis, Aaron, and new league member Tyler Feith at 99 Bot- derdog group, 111.8-93.8 ... After coming back to BMMH,
Tom’s Douchebag Friend to join the league tles Defibaugh is saddled with the upcoming dress punishment
December | Spencer is the league’s first champion, defeat- August | The league returns to a 12-team format with the following a 107.7-94.1 defeat to Hudak in Dress Bowl II
ing Dunn by a score of 107-82 ... Both top seeds (Woy, Aar- aforementioned Ralph and the duo of Missy Hunkele and
on) were upset in the semifinals Emily Murtha taking squads ... Both Davis and Hudak are 2018
punished at the 2015 BMMH Draft as the former wore the June | BMMH members Davis and Missy are married in Pitts-
2012 stickers, while the latter was forced to don a Minnie Mouse burgh, marking the third best night of their lives over the last
August | Douchebag is booted from the league and is re- t-shirt from Five Below two years after they both won league titles in 2016 and 2017
placed by RMU junior Nick Fetcho, who went to Penn Traf- December | A new draft punishment for the 2016 meeting August | Defibaugh dons the dress at the 2018 BMMH Draft,
ford High School with many of the current BMMH members sees its first victim as Hudak finishes with the league’s worst which started at 9:30 AM (ET) on the month’s final Sunday
December | For the second consecutive season, the top record at 4-10, forcing him to wear a dress for the next draft due to Hudak being in Spain that day ... Hudak would make
seeds are knocked off in the semifinals as fourth-seeded Fe- ... Aaron gets revenge on Spencer, earning his first BMMH his first few selections before leaving the rest of the draft to
tcho is victorious against reigning champion Spencer, 108- crown with a 93-72 win in the championship game former league champion, Fetcho
99 December | After numerous postseason failures, Woy final-
2016 ly brings home his first BMMH title with a 110.5-75.5 victory
2013 August | Dunn and Joe are booted from the league, and in over Aaron ... It was a familiar outcome in Dress Bowl III, with
August | The league expands to 14 teams, picking up recent return Brian “Birds” Burns and Benjamin Opp join the league T-Fly claiming his second dress in three years after a 102.8-
RMU graduate Daniel McNally and childhood friend Matt De- ... Hudak sports one of his girlfriend’s dresses at the 2016 82.7 defeat to Ben
fibaugh as new members ... For the first time in league histo- BMMH Draft as punishment for owning the worst record in
ry, the draft is held at an off-site location with Petyo hosting 2015 ... The dress punishment is then tweaked for the up- 2019
the occasion at his Coraopolis apartment coming season, as the loser of the “Toilet Bowl” will wear the September | T-Fly is unable to make the 2019 BMMH Draft
December | Behind the strength of Broncos quarterback dress at the upcoming draft in person, and does not complete the dress punishment ...
Peyton Manning, T-Fly avenges two poor seasons by romp- December | The league sees its fifth different champion as Davis and Missy host the draft for the fourth time in league
ing Davis in the championship game, 101-56 the shared team of Missy and Murth complete the best sea- history, and the first time at their new home in Allison Park
son in BMMH history by defeating Ben in a 128-126 thriller ... October | BMMH members T-Fly and Hudak are married on
2014 Meanwhile in the Toilet Bowl, a late charge by Chiefs kicker back-to-back weekends
August | BMMH sees two drastic changes as four owners Cairo Santos on Sunday Night Football lifts Woy over T-Fly, December | Finishing off a ridiculous late-season run, Petyo
(Daniel, Defibaugh, Fetcho, Kessler) all leave and the league 106-104, forcing the ladder to wear the dress at the 2017 becomes the eighth different champion with a 142.22-88.66
implements a keeper system where teams are allowed to BMMH Draft triumph over Missy and Murth ... Missy and Murth were at-
retain either one or two players ... The 2014 BMMH Draft is tempting to become the second two-time champ in league
held at Woy’s apartment in Pittsburgh, and after a night out history ... Dress Bowl IV almost had a repeat winner (loser?)
on South Side, the first draft punishment is put into effect as in Defibaugh, but he managed to defeat Tyler by the skin of
Timonte is covered in the remaining stickers his teeth, 97.26-95.14
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2019 SEASON IN REVIEW
Champion (General Manager): Deez Lutz (Petyo) Playoff Bracket
Regular Season Record / Rank: 9-5 / 2nd overall, t-1st in Money
Championship Game
#2 Petyo 142.22, #1 Missy/Murth 88.66
Bobby Mo Division
Team (General Managers) W-L-T Pct. GB PF/G PA/G
Third-Place Game
M and Em (Missy Davis & Emily Murtha) 9-5-0 .643 -- 94.7 97.6 #3 Hudak 107.50, #4 T-Fly 84.56
You’re Supposed To Lockett Down (Tom Timonte) 8-6-0 .571 1 91.9 89.9
SCLSU Mud Dogs (Aaron Ablog) 6-8-0 .429 3 103.7 103.3 Semifinals
Team Feith (Tyler Feith) 6-8-0 .429 3 97.5 96.2 #1 Missy/Murth 126.52, #4 T-Fly 110.9
Money Division #2 Petyo 166.78, #3 Hudak 90.52
You Done Messed Up, A-A-Ron (Matt Hudak) 8-6-0 .571 -- 94.2 91.5
Ninth-Place Game
The Defibombs (Matt Defibaugh) 5-9-0 .357 3 83.7 90.4
#11 Ben 101.10, #12 Birds 87.06
Norse God of Thunder (Ben Opp) 4-10-0 .286 4 89.4 92.4
Bird Droppings (Brian “Birds” Burns) 4-10-0 .286 4 71.1 94.5 Dress Bowl IV
#10 Defibaugh 97.26, #9 Tyler 95.14
In one of the craziest finishes to a Bobby Mo, Money, & Hoes season,
Ethan Petyo’s Deez Lutz ripped off a five-game winning streak to
Semifinals
claim the Money Division in a three-way tiebreaker, then thrashed #5 Woy 104.14, #8 Aaron 91.62
Matt Hudak’s You Done Messed Up, A-A-Ron and Missy Davis & Emily #7 Davis 128.4, #6 Timonte 64.62
Murtha’s M and Em by a combined 129.82 points to win the league
title. What made his run more impressive was the divison he was in, Dress Bowl Semifinals
as three of the four teams ranked in the top four in scoring, and all #12 Birds 97.74, #9 Tyler 88.60
#11 Ben 119.98, #10 Defibaugh 55.48
four finished with a record at or above .500.
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LEAGUE HISTORY
League Champions Best Record
Year General Managers (# of Best Records) Record (Pct.) Final Finish
Year General Managers (# of Titles) Record (Pct.) Runner-Up 2011 Aaron Ablog (1) 12-2-0 (.857) 4th
2011 Spencer Onuffer (1) 9-5-0 (.643) Tyler Dunn, 8-5-1 2012 Matt Hudak (1) 9-4-1 (.679) 3rd
2013 Tom Flynn (1) 10-2-1 (.808) 1st
2012 Nick Fetcho (1) 9-5-0 (.643) Spencer Onuffer, 8-6-0
2014 Spencer Onuffer (1) 9-4-0 (.692) 1st
2013 Tom Flynn (1) 10-2-1 (.808) Mike Davis, 9-4-0 Mike Davis (1) 9-4-0 (.692) 3rd
2014 Spencer Onuffer (2) 9-4-0 (.692) Aaron Ablog, 7-6-0 2015 Aaron Ablog (2) 11-3-0 (.786) 1st
2016 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha (1) 13-1-0 (.929) 1st
2015 Aaron Ablog (1) 11-3-0 (.736) Spencer Onuffer, 10-4-0 2017 Ethan Woy (1) 12-2-0 (.857) 4th
2016 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha (1) 13-1-0 (.929) Ben Opp, 9-5-0 2018 Ethan Woy (2) 11-3-0 (.786) 1st
2019 Ethan Petyo (1) 9-5-0 (.643) 1st
2017 Mike Davis (1) 10-4-0 (.714) Tyler Feith, 10-4-0
Missy Davis & Emily Murtha (2) 9-5-0 (.643) 2nd
2018 Ethan Woy (1) 11-3-0 (.786) Aaron Ablog, 9-5-0 Tom Flynn (2) 9-5-0 (.643) 4th
2019 Ethan Petyo (1) 9-5-0 (.643) Missy/Murth, 9-5-0 Ethan Woy (3) 9-5-0 (.643) 5th
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BMMH CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IX
#2 Deez Lutz (Petyo) | 142.22 - 88.66 | #1 M and EM (Missy/Murth)
MVP: Saquon Barkley, RB, NYG
Deez Lutz Box Score | 142.22
Pos. Player Game Statistics Points
QB Lamar Jackson BAL @ CLE 20-31, 238 yards, 3 TD; 17 carries, 103 yards; 1 fumble 35.82
RB Saquon Barkley NYG @ WAS 22 carries, 189 yards, 1 TD; 4 catches, 90 yards, 1 TD 39.90
RB Joe Mixon CIN @ MIA 21 carries, 50 yards; 2 catches, 23 yards 7.30
WR Curtis Samuel CAR @ IND 2 carries, 4 yards; 2 catches, 17 yards 2.10
WR A.J. Brown TEN vs. NO 1 carry, 49 yards, 1 TD; 1 catch, 34 yards 14.30
TE Austin Hooper ATL vs. JAX 7 catches, 82 yards 8.20
FLEX Miles Sanders PHI vs. DAL 20 carries, 79 yards, 1 TD; 5 catches, 77 yards 21.60
K Will Lutz NO @ TEN 1-1 40-49 FG, 5-5 XP 9.00
D/ST Seattle Seahawks SEA vs. ARZ 2 sacks, 1 block, 27 points allowed 4.00
Game Notes: This was the third championship game between the #1 and #2 seeds ... This is the second time that the #2 seed has emerged as
the champion, with it previously happening in 2017 with Davis ... Petyo is the eighth different champion in nine seasons, and the first to win
the title from a division other than Bobby Mo in the three-division format ... 2019 was Petyo’s third postseason appearance, previously losing
in the first round in 2013 and 2018 ... Missy/Murth was looking to become the second two-time champion in league history, with Spencer being
the only general manager to accomplish that ... Missy/Murth had won their first three postseason games, joining Spencer as the only general
manager to achieve that feat ... Saquon Barkley is the third runningback to be named championship game MVP
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DRESS BOWL IV
#10 The Defibombs (Defibaugh) | 97.26 - 95.14 | #9 Team Feith (Tyler)
MVP: Drew Brees, QB, NO
The Defibombs Box Score | 97.26
Pos. Player Game Statistics Points
QB Drew Brees NO @ TEN 27-38, 279 yards, 3 TD; 3 carries, -3 yards 28.86
RB Philip Lindsay DEN vs. DET 19 carries, 109 yards, 1 TD; 2 catches, 9 yards 17.80
RB Matt Breida SF vs. LAR No stats 0.00
WR Adam Thielen MIN vs. GB 1 carry, 2 yards 0.20
WR Michael Gallup DAL @ PHI 5 catches, 98 yards 9.80
TE Zach Ertz PHI vs. DAL 4 catches, 28 yards 2.80
FLEX Tyler Boyd CIN @ MIA 9 catches, 128 yards, 2 TD 24.80
K Matt Prater DET @ DEN 1-1 1-39 FG, 2-2 XP 5.00
D/ST Atlanta Falcons ATL vs. JAX 1 fumble recovery, 3 sacks, 12 points allowed 8.00
Game Notes: Defibaugh avoided becoming the second two-time dress recipient in league history, and the second to achieve that distinction
in as many seasons ... Tyler becomes the fourth different general manager to finish at the bottom of the league since the punishment was
concocted, joining T-Fly (2x), Defibaugh, and Hudak ... Tyler had previously avoided the dress in its 2015 debut, knocking off MIssy/Murth in
Week 14 to finish 5-9, while Hudak lost to Joe to finish 4-10 ... Patrick Mahomes has the unique distinction of playing for the BMMH champion
and bottom-feeder in consecutive seasons, as he previously won the title with Woy’s squad in 2018
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GENERAL MANAGER HISTORY
Performance Postseason Appearances
Rank GMs (Seasons) Record (Pct.) Pts. For (PF/G) Pts. Against (PF/G) Rank GMs Appearances (Seasons)
1 Ethan Woy 5 (2011, 2014-15, 2017-18)
1 Spencer Onuffer (2011-2016) 49-33-0 (.598) 7.264.0 (88.6) 7,039.0 (85.8) T-2 Tom Flynn 4 (2013-14, 2017, 2019)
T-2 Aaron Ablog 4 (2011, 2014-15, 2018)
2 Ethan Woy (2011-present) 74-50-0 (.597) 12,101.4 (97.6) 11,063.3 (89.2) T-2 Spencer Onuffer 4 (2011-12, 2014-15)
3 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha (2015-present) 41-29-0 (.586) 6,254.2 (89.3) 6,329.8 (90.4) T-5 Matt Hudak 3 (2012, 2016, 2019)
T-5 Ethan Petyo 3 (2013, 2018, 2019)
4 Aaron Ablog (2011-present) 69-54-1 (.560) 11,587.3 (93.4) 10,864.6 (87.6) T-5 Mike Davis 3 (2013-14, 2017)
T-5 Tyler Dunn 3 (2011, 2013-14)
5 Tyler Dunn (2011-2015) 36-30-2 (.544) 5,872.0 (86.4) 5740.0 (84.4) T-9 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 2 (2016, 2019)
6 Mike Davis (2011-present) 66-57-1 (.536) 11,790.7 (95.1) 11,068.5 (89.3) T-9 Brian “Birds” Burns 2 (2016, 2018)
T-9 Joe Walther 2 (2012, 2015)
7 Tyler Feith (2015-present) 36-34-0 (.514) 6,738.4 (96.3) 6,552.0 (93.6) T-12 Tyler Feith 1 (2017)
T-12 Ben Opp 1 (2016)
8 Matt Hudak (2011-present) 62-60-2 (.508) 11,506.0 (92.8) 11,386.6 (91.8) T-12 Matt Defibaugh 1 (2013)
9 Ethan Petyo (2011-present) 61-63-0 (.492) 10,885.9 (87.8) 11,096.6 (89.5) T-12 Tom Timonte 1 (2013)
T-12 Nick Fetcho 1 (2012)
10 Brian “Birds” Burns (2016-present) 27-29-0 (.482) 5,127.6 (91.6) 5,221.9 (93.2)
Championships
11 Nick Fetcho (2012-2013) 13-14-0 (.481) 2,105.0 (78.0) 2,183.0 (80.9)
12 Joe Walther (2011-2015) 31-36-1 (.463) 5,704.0 (83.9) 5,690.0 (83.7) Rank GMs Titles (Seasons)
1 Spencer Onuffer 2 (2011, 2014)
12 Dan McNally (2013) 6-7-0 (.462) 1,077.0 (82.8) 1,086.0 (83.5) T-2 Ethan Petyo 1 (2019)
T-2 Ethan Woy 1 (2018)
14 Tom Flynn (2011-present) 56-66-2 (.460) 11,315.5 (91.3) 11,525.2 (92.9) T-2 Mike Davis 1 (2017)
T-15 Ben Opp (2016-present) 24-32-0 (.429) 5,102.1 (91.1) 5,510.0 (98.4) T-2 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 1 (2016)
T-2 Aaron Ablog 1 (2015)
T-15 Tom’s Douchebag Friend (2011) 6-8-0 (.429) 1,056.0 (75.4) 1,070.0 (76.4) T-2 Tom Flynn 1 (2013)
T-2 Nick Fetcho 1 (2012)
17 Tom Timonte (2011-present) 48-76-0 (.387) 10,317.9 (83.2) 11,319.4 (91.3)
18 Andrew Kessler (2011-2013) 15-25-1 (.378) 3,032.0 (74.0) 3,367.0 (82.1) Dress Punishments
19 Matt Defibaugh (2013, 2017-present) 19-36-0 (.345) 4,490.3 (81.6) 5,214.8 (94.8) Rank GMs Dresses (Seasons)
1 Tom Flynn 2 (2016, 2018)
T-2 Tyler Feith 1 (2019)
red indiciates inactive owner T-2 Matt Defibaugh 1 (2017)
T-2 Matt Hudak 1 (2015)
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DRAFT HISTORY
Locations Number One Pick Mr. Irrelevant Pick
2011 Buffalo Wild Wings Robinson, Pa. 2011 Cam Newton, QB, CAR Andrew Kessler 2011 Jeremy Shockey, TE, CAR Andrew Kessler
2012 Buffalo Wild Wings Robinson, Pa. 2012 Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB Joe Walther 2012 Packers D/ST, D/ST, GB Joe Walther
2013 Buffalo Wild Wings Robinson, Pa. 2013 Calvin Johnson, WR, CAR Mike Davis 2013 Marcus Lattimore, RB, SF Mike Davis
Ethan Petyo’s Apartment Coraopolis, Pa. 2014 Adrian Peterson, RB, MIN Ethan Woy 2014 Dri Archer, RB, PIT Tom Flynn
2014 Buffalo Wild WIngs Monroeville, Pa. 2015 Jeremy Hill, RB, CIN Missy/Murth 2015 Packers D/ST, D/ST, GB Missy/Murth
Ethan Woy’s Apartment Pittsburgh, Pa. 2016 Adrian Peterson, RB, MIN Brian “Birds” Burns 2016 Tom Timonte, N/A Ethan Woy
2015 Buffalo Wild Wings Robinson, Pa. 2017 LeSean McCoy, RB, BUF Matt Defibaugh 2017 Rams D/ST, D/ST, LAR Matt Defibaugh
Mike & Missy Davis’ House Carnegie, Pa. 2018 Saquon Barkley, RB, NYG Ethan Petyo 2018 Eli Manning, QB, NYG Ethan Petyo
2016 Buffalo Wild WIngs Charlotte, N.C. 2019 James Conner, RB, PIT Ben Opp 2019 Andrew Luck, QB, N/A Brian “Birds” Burns
Matt Defibaugh donned Ben Opp had the first Tom Timonte is the only
the dress at the 2018 selection (after keepers) BMMH general manager
BMMH Draft after losing in last year’s draft and took to be selected with the Mr.
Dress Bowl III. James Conner. Irrelevant Pick.
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DRAFT HISTORY
* Keeper system was implemented prior to the 2014 season,
and keeper selections are indicated with an asterisk
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DRAFT HISTORY
* Keeper system was implemented prior to the 2014 season,
and keeper selections are indicated with an asterisk
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LEAGUE RECORDS
Highest Winning Percentage Highest Points Per Game Longest Winning Streak
Rank GMs, Season Record (Pct.) Rank GMs, Season PPG (Points) Rank GMs, Season(s) Streak
1 Missy Hunkele & Emily Murtha, 2016 13-1-0 (.929) 1 Ethan Woy, 2018 121.2 (1,696.9) 1 Missy Hunkele & Emily Murtha, 2016 14 wins
T-2 Ethan Woy, 2017 12-2-0 (.857) 2 Matt Hudak, 2018 110.8 (1,551.8) 2 Ethan Woy, 2017 12 wins
T-2 Matt Hudak, 2016 12-2-0 (.857)
3 Ethan Woy, 2019 110.5 (1,547.5) T-3 Ethan Woy, 2018 9 wins
T-2 Aaron Ablog, 2011 12-2-0 (.857)
4 Mike Davis, 2018 110.2 (1,542.6) T-3 Tom Flynn, 2012-2013 9 wins
5 Tom Flynn, 2013 10-2-1 (.808)
5 Aaron Ablog, 2018 108.9 (1,525.1) 5 Aaron Ablog, 2011 8 wins
T-6 Ethan Woy, 2018 11-3-0 (.786)
6 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2018 108.3 (1,516.7) T-6 Ethan Petyo, 2019-present 7 wins
T-6 Aaron Ablog, 2015 11-3-0 (.786)
T-8 Mike Davis, 2017 10-4-0 (.714) 7 Tom Flynn, 2019 107.9 (1,510.0) T-6 Mike Davis, 2016-2017 7 wins
T-8 Tyler Feith, 2017 10-4-0 (.714) 8 Mike Davis, 2017 106.4 (1,489.2) T-6 Mike Davis, 2011 7 wins
T-8 Tom Flynn, 2017 10-4-0 (.714) 9 Mike Davis, 2014 104.2 (1,355.0)
T-8 Spencer Onuffer, 2015 10-4-0 (.714) 10 Ethan Woy, 2014 104.0 (1,352.0) Longest Losing Streak
T-8 Ethan Woy, 2015 10-4-0 (.714)
Lowest Points Per Game Rank GMs, Season Streak
Lowest Winning Percentage 1 Tom Flynn, 2011 12 losses
Rank GMs, Season PPG (Points) 2 Ethan Petyo, 2017 10 losses
Rank GMs, Season Record (Pct.) 1 Tom Flynn, 2011 66.3 (933.0) T-3 Tom Flynn, 2018 8 losses
1 Tom Flynn, 2011 1-13-0 (.071)
2 Andrew Kessler, 2013 67.1 (872.0) T-3 Tom Timonte, 2014 8 losses
2 Tom Flynn, 2018 2-12-0 (.143)
3 Tom Timonte, 2011 67.7 (948.0) T-3 Nick Fetcho, 2013 8 losses
3 Tom Timonte, 2014 2-11-0 (.154)
4 Ethan Woy, 2013 68.9 (896.0) T-3 Tom Flynn, 2012 8 losses
T-4 Matt Defibaugh, 2018 3-11-0 (.214)
5 Aaron Ablog, 2012 69.6 (974.0) T-7 Matt Defibaugh, 2019 7 losses
T-4 Ethan Petyo, 2017 3-11-0 (.214)
T-4 Tom Timonte, 2017 3-11-0 (.214) 6 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2019 71.1 (994.8) T-7 Spencer Onuffer, 2013 7 losses
T-7 Andrew Kessler, 2013 3-10-0 (.231) 7 Nick Fetcho, 2013 71.1 (924.0)
T-7 Ethan Woy, 2013 3-10-0 (.231) 8 Joe Walther, 2013 71.5 (930.0) Note: Both the longest winning and losing streaks include
T-9 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2019 4-10-0 (.286) 9 Andrew Kessler, 2011 73.3 (1,026.0) postseason results.
T-9 Ben Opp, 2019 4-10-0 (.286) 10 Ethan Petyo, 2017 74.9 (1,048.5)
T-9 Ben Opp, 2018 4-10-0 (.286)
T-9 Matt Defibaugh, 2017 4-10-0 (.286)
T-9 Matt Hudak, 2017 4-10-0 (.286)
T-9 Ethan Petyo, 2016 4-10-0 (.286)
T-9 Matt Hudak, 2015 4-10-0 (.286)
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LEAGUE RECORDS
Highest Scoring Team by Season Luckiest Team by Season (Fewest Points Against)
Year GMs Pts. For (PF/G) Record (Pct.), Finish Year GMs Pts. Against (PA/G) Record (Pct.), Finish
2011 Ethan Woy 1,330.0 (95.0) 9-5-0 (.643), 3rd 2011 Mike Davis 1,032.0 (73.7) 7-7-0 (.500), 6th
2012 Ethan Woy 1,265.0 (90.4) 8-6-0 (.571), 6th 2012 Matt Hudak 1,075.0 (76.8) 9-4-1 (.679), 3rd
2013 Tom Flynn 1,319.0 (101.5) 10-2-1 (.808), 1st 2013 Tyler Dunn 954.0 (73.4) 8-5-0 (.615), 4th
2014 Mike Davis 1,355.0 (104.2) 9-4-0 (.692), 3rd 2014 Spencer Onuffer 1,164.0 (89.5) 9-4-0 (.692), 1st
2015 Spencer Onuffer 1,386.0 (99.0) 10-4-0 (.714), 2nd 2015 Aaron Ablog 1,123.0 (80.2) 11-3-0 (.786), 1st
2016 Tyler Feith 1,454.0 (103.9) 7-7-0 (.500), 6th 2016 Missy Hunkele & Emily Murtha 1,095.0 (78.2) 13-1-0 (.929), 1st
2017 Mike Davis 1,489.2 (106.4) 10-4-0 (.714), 1st 2017 Ethan Woy 1,141.2 (81.5) 12-2-0 (.857), 4th
2018 Ethan Woy 1,696.6 (121.2) 11-3-0 (.786), 1st 2018 Aaron Ablog 1,264.9 (90.4) 9-5-0 (.643), 2nd
2019 Ethan Woy 1,547.5 (110.5) 9-5-0 (.643), 5th 2019 Tom Timonte 1,258.4 (89.9) 8-6-0 (.571), 8th
Lowest Scoring Team by Season Unluckiest Team by Season (Most Points Against)
Year GMs Pts. For (PF/G) Record (Pct.), Finish Year GMs Pts. Against (PA/G) Record (Pct.), Finish
2011 Tom Flynn 933.0 (66.6) 1-13-0 (.071), 11th 2011 Matt Hudak 1,282.0 (91.6) 7-7-0 (.500), 8th
2012 Aaron Ablog 974.0 (69.6) 5-9-0 (.357), 10th 2012 Tom Flynn 1,279.0 (91.4) 6-8-0 (.429), 5th
2013 Andrew Kessler 872.0 (67.1) 3-10-0 (.231), 13th 2013 Dan McNally 1,086.0 (83.5) 6-7-0 (.462), 10th
2014 Tom Timonte 998.0 (76.8) 2-11-0 (.154), 8th 2014 Tyler Dunn 1,314.0 (101.1) 7-6-0 (.538), 4th
2015 Missy Hunkele & Emily Murtha 1,137.0 (81.2) 6-8-0 (.429), 8th 2015 Matt Hudak 1,368.0 (97.7) 4-10-0 (.286), 11th
2016 Tom Timonte 1,090.0 (77.9) 5-9-0 (.357), 10th 2016 Aaron Ablog 1,369.0 (97.8) 4-9-1 (.321), 8th
2017 Ethan Petyo 1,048.5 (74.9) 3-11-0 (.214), 10th 2017 Tom Timonte 1,448.8 (103.5) 3-11-0 (.214), 8th
2018 Matt Defibaugh 1,142.1 (81.6) 3-11-0 (.214), 10th 2018 Tom Flynn 1,529.2 (109.2) 2-12-0 (.143), 12th
2019 Brian “Birds” Burns 994.8 (71.1) 4-10-0 (.286), 10th 2019 Aaron Ablog 1,446.7 (103.3) 6-8-0 (.429), 7th
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LEAGUE RECORDS
Biggest Blowout by Season Weekly Highest Scoring Team
Year Week - Score Difference Rank GMs, Years Times Top Season
2011 9 - Mike Davis 133, Tom Timonte 32 101 1 Mike Davis, 2011-present 20 2013 (5)
2012 4 - Joe Walther 130, Tom Flynn 61 69 2 Ethan Woy, 2011-present 18 2012 & 2019 (5)
3 Matt Hudak, 2011-present 13 2013 & 2014 (3)
2013 1 - Tom Flynn 147, Aaron Ablog 74 73
4 Ethan Petyo, 2011-present 11 2015 (3)
2014 3 - Aaron Ablog 132, Ethan Petyo 64 68 5 Tyler Feith, 2015-present 10 2016 (3)
13 - Aaron Ablog 162, Tom Timonte 94 68 T-6 Aaron Ablog, 2011-present 8 2014 (3)
2015 9 - Aaron Ablog 148, Joe Walther 77 71 T-6 Tom Flynn, 2011-present 8 2013 (3)
2016 14 - Tyler Feith 115, Ethan Petyo 34 81 8 Spencer Onuffer, 2011-2016 7 2014 & 2015 (3)
2017 7 - Mike Davis 137.0, Missy Hunkele & Emily Murtha 54.5 81.5 T-9 Tyler Dunn, 2011-2015 5 2011 (2)
2018 14 - Ethan Woy 183.2, Mike Davis 80.3 102.9 T-9 Joe Walther, 2011-2015 5 2011 & 2012 (2)
2019 1 - Tyler Feith 143.42, Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 59.90 83.52 T-11 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2016-present 4 2017 (2)
T-11 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha, 2015-present 4 2015, 2016, 2018, & 2019 (1)
Highest Scoring Performance by Season T-11 Tom Timonte, 2011-present 4 2016 (2)
T-14 Nick Fetcho, 2012-2013 2 2012 (2)
T-14 Ben Opp, 2016-present 2 2016 & 2017 (1)
Year Week - Score Top Scorer (Points)
T-14 Andrew Kessler, 2011-2013 2 2011 & 2012 (1)
2011 4 - Ethan Woy 145, Tom Timonte 84 Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB (53) T-14 Dan McNally, 2013 2 2013 (2)
2012 4 - Joe Walther 130, Tom Flynn 61 Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB (35)
2013 3 - Tom Flynn 148, Ethan Petyo 82 Antonio Brown, WR, PIT (31) Weekly Lowest Scoring Team
2014 10 - Matt Hudak 166, Spencer Onuffer 113 Marshawn Lynch, RB, SEA (40)
2015 10 - Mike Davis 158, Tom Flynn 94 Charcandrick West, RB, KC (27) Rank GMs, Years Times Top Season
2016 1 - Aaron Ablog 147, Ben Opp 85 Drew Brees, QB, NO (38) 1 Tom Timonte, 2011-present 17 2016 (5)
2017 13 - Tom Flynn 159.3, Ben Opp 83.1 Alex Smith, QB, KC (45.6) 2 Ethan Petyo, 2011-present 13 2016 (4)
2018 14 - Ethan Woy 183.2, Mike Davis 80.3 Amari Cooper, WR, DAL (39.7) T-3 Tom Flynn, 2011-present 10 2011 (4)
2019 5 - Ethan Woy 179.72, Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 121.14 Aaron Jones, RB, GB (42.20) T-3 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha, 2015-present 10 2015, 2017, & 2018 (3)
T-3 Matt Defibaugh, 2013; 2017-present 10 2018 (5)
6 Mike Davis, 2011-present 9 2012 (3)
Lowest Scoring Performance by Season 7 Tyler Feith, 2015-present 8 2016, 2017, 2018, & 2019 (2)
8 Matt Hudak, 2011-present 7 2014 (2)
Year Week - Score Top Scorer (Points) T-9 Aaron Ablog, 2011-present 6 2012 (4)
2011 12 - Mike Davis 76, Tom’s Douchebag Friend 23 Ray Rice, RB, BAL (7) T-9 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2016-present 6 2019 (5)
2012 14 - Mike Davis 85, Aaron Ablog 34 Hakeem Nicks, WR, NYG (12) 11 Ethan Woy, 2011-present 5 2013 (2)
2013 3 - Matt Hudak 88, Andrew Kessler 27 Robert Griffin III, QB, WAS (12) T-12 Ben Opp, 2016-present 4 2018 & 2019 (2)
2014 2 - Tyler Dunn 87, Ethan Petyo 46 Russell Wilson, QB, SEA (21) T-12 Spencer Onuffer, 2011-2016 4 2016 (2)
2015 5 - Ethan Woy 101, Tom Timonte 41 Adam Vinatieri, K, IND (11) T-12 Tyler Dunn, 2011-2015 4 2015 (2)
2016 14 - Tyler Feith 115, Ethan Petyo 34 DeMarco Murray, RB, TEN (15) T-12 Joe Walther, 2011-2015 4 2013 & 2014 (2)
T-12 Andrew Kessler, 2011-2013 4 2011 (3)
2017 9 - Tom Timonte 90.2, Ethan Petyo 48.3 Travis Kelce, TE, KC (13.3)
T-17 Dan McNally, 2013 1 2013 (1)
2018 14 - Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 82.2, Matt Defibaugh 43.5 Philip Rivers, QB, LAC (15.5)
T-17 Nick Fetcho, 2012-2013 1 2013 (1)
2019 14 - Matt Defibaugh 91.58, Brian “Birds” Burns 44.40 Carson Wentz, QB, PHI (23.9) T-17 Tom’s Douchebag Friend, 2011 1 2011 (1)
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MOST VALUABLE PLAYERS
Quarterbacks Tight Ends
Year Player - GMs Pts. (PPG) Year Player - GMs Pts. (PPG)
2011 Aaron Rodgers, GB - Ethan Woy 486 (30.4) 2011 Rob Gronkowski, NE - Matt Hudak 240 (15.0)
2012 Drew Brees, NO - Matt Hudak 431 (26.9) 2012 Jimmy Graham, NO - Mike Davis 152 (9.5)
2013 Peyton Manning, DEN - Tom Flynn 520 (32.5) 2013 Jimmy Graham, NO - Matt Hudak 217 (13.6)
2014 Aaron Rodgers, GB - Mike Davis 418 (26.1) 2014 Rob Gronkowski, NE - Mike Davis 178 (11.1)
2015 Cam Newton, CAR - Aaron Ablog 407 (27.1) 2015 Rob Gronkowski, NE - Mike Davis 175 (11.7)
2016 Aaron Rodgers, GB - Ben Opp 445 (27.8) 2016 Travis Kelce, KC - Tyler Feith 133 (8.3)
2017 Russell Wilson, SEA - Brian “Birds” Burns 415.9 (26.0) 2017 Rob Gronkowski, NE - Tom Flynn 158.4 (9.9)
2018 Patrick Mahomes, KC - Ethan Woy 517.1 (32.3) 2018 Travis Kelce, KC - Mike Davis 191.6 (12.0)
2019 Lamar Jackson, BAL - Ethan Petyo 487.68 (32.5) 2019 Travis Kelce, KC - Tyler Feith 157.3 (9.8)
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2019 LEAGUE CHAMPION
Team Name: Deez Lutz
General Manager: Ethan Petyo
Regular Season Record: 9-5-0 (.643)
Regular Season Rankings: 2nd overall, 1st in Money
Points For / Avg. / Rank: 1,432.34 / 102.3 / 4th
Points Against / Avg. / Rank: 1,265.54 / 90.4 / 3rd
Active Roster Schedule & Results
Pos. Players Week Score
QB Josh Allen (BUF), Lamar Jackson (BAL), Mason Rudolph (PIT), 1 Ethan Petyo 114.06, Mike Davis 82.76
Ryan Tannehill (TEN), Deshaun Watson (HOU) POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (43.56)
RB Saquon Barkley (NYG), Royce Freeman (DEN), Joe Mixon (CIN), 2 Ethan Petyo 101.78, Tom Flynn 95.52
Miles Sanders (PHI) POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (34.88)
WR A.J. Brown (TEN), John Brown (BUF), Marquise Brown (BAL), 3 Ethan Woy 140.54, Ethan Petyo 83.18
Chris Godwin (TB), Curtis Samuel (CAR), Dede Westbrook (JAX) POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (21.28)
TE Jack Doyle (IND), Austin Hooper (ATL), David Njoku (CLE), 4 Matt Hudak 104.90, Ethan Petyo 95.40
Ben Watson (NE), Jason Witten (DAL) POTG: Chris Godwin, WR, TB (29.20)
D/ST Chicago Bears (CHI), Indianapolis Colts (IND), Baltimore Ravens (BAL), 5 Tyler Feith 95.74, Ethan Petyo 84.04
Seattle Seahawks (SEA) POTG: Chris Godwin, WR, TB (24.50)
K Will Lutz (NO), Jason Myers (SEA) 6 Ethan Petyo 120.64, Matt Defibaugh 78.90
POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (30.64)
Draft Recap 7 Ethan Petyo 91.58, Ben Opp 52.86
POTG: Josh Allen, QB, BUF (25.28)
Pick Draft Selection Final 2019 Ranking 8 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 109.16, Ethan Petyo 98.74
R1, P12 Saquon Barkley, RB, NYG (keeper) #10 RB POTG: Saquon Barkley, RB, NYG (20.30)
R2, P13 Joe Mixon, RB, CIN #11 RB 9 Tom Timonte 99.90, Ethan Petyo 74.94
POTG: Ryan Tannehill, QB, TEN (25.04)
R3, P36 Deshaun Watson, QB, HOU #4 QB
R4, P37 Chris Godwin, WR, TB #2 WR
10 Ethan Petyo 111.42, Aaron Ablog 96.92
POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (39.42)
R5, P60 David Njoku, TE, CLE #78 TE
11 Ethan Petyo 116.48, Brian “Birds” Burns 53.24
R6, P61 Miles Sanders, RB, PHI #15 RB POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (40.78)
R7, P84 Dede Westbrook, WR, JAX #50 WR 12 Ethan Petyo 120.36, Mike Davis 76.44
R8, P85 Chicago Bears, D/ST, CHI #18 D/ST POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (46.26)
R9, P108 Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL #1 QB 13 Ethan Petyo 114.32, Tom Flynn 94.76
R10, P109 Corey Davis, WR, TEN #64 WR POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (24.30)
R11, P122 Curtis Samuel, WR, CAR #36 WR 14 Ethan Petyo 105.00, Ethan Woy 83.90
R12, P123 T.J. Hockenson, TE, DET #33 TE POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (25.80)
R13, P146 WIll Lutz, K, NO #2 K SEMI Ethan Petyo 166.78, Matt Hudak 90.52
R14, P147 Marquise Brown, WR, BAL #45 WR POTG: Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL (47.08)
R15, P170 Alexander Mattison, RB, MIN #55 RB CHAMP Ethan Petyo 142.22, Missy Davis & Emily Murtha 88.66
R16, P171 DaeSean Hamilton, WR, DEN #102 WR POTG: Saquon Barkley, RB, NYG (39.90)
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TRANSACTION HISTORY
Transaction Counter Most Transactions by Season
Rank GMs, Seasons Acquisitions (Avg.) Trades (Avg.) Year GMs Transactions Record (Pct.), Finish
2011 Tyler Dunn 43 8-5-1 (.607), 2nd
1 Tyler Feith, 2015-present 163 (32.6) 3 (0.6)
2012 Spencer Onuffer 29 8-6-0 (.571), 2nd
2 Mike Davis, 2011-present 258 (28.7) 26 (2.9)
2013 Mike Davis 42 9-4-0 (.692), 2nd
3 Tyler Dunn, 2011-2015 140 (28.0) 2 (0.4) 2014 Tyler Dunn 34 7-6-0 (.538), 4th
4 Tom Flynn, 2011-present 248 (27.6) 14 (1.6) 2015 Tom Flynn 55 6-8-0 (.429), 7th
5 Aaron Ablog, 2011-present 247 (27.4) 7 (0.8) 2016 Mike Davis 36 5-9-0 (.357), 5th
6 Spencer Onuffer, 2011-2016 155 (25.8) 4 (0.7) 2017 Tyler Feith 53 10-4-0 (.714), 2nd
7 Ethan Woy, 2011-present 218 (24.2) 7 (0.8) 2018 Aaron Ablog 42 9-5-0 (.643), 2nd
2019 Matt Hudak 37 8-6-0 (.571), 3rd
8 Matt Hudak, 2011-present 158 (17.6) 3 (0.3)
9 Missy Davis & Emily Murtha, 2015-present 87 (17.4) 1 (0.2)
Fewest Transactions by Season
10 Brian “Birds” Burns, 2016-present 65 (16.3) 7 (1.8)
11 Nick Fetcho, 2012-2013 28 (14.0) 4 (2.0) Year GMs Transactions Record (Pct.), Finish
12 Ben Opp, 2016-present 54 (13.5) 5 (1.3) 2011 Tom’s Douchebag Friend 0 6-8-0 (.429), 12th
13 Matt Defibaugh, 2013; 2017-present 52 (13.0) 4 (1.0) 2012 Ethan Petyo 6 6-8-0 (.429), 9th
14 Dan McNally, 2013 12 (12.0) 1 (1.0) 2013 Andrew Kessler 8 3-10-0 (.231), 13th
2014 Tom Timonte 8 2-11-0 (.154), 6th
15 Ethan Petyo, 2011-present 107 (11.9) 11 (1.2)
2015 Tom Timonte 5 6-8-0 (.429), 5th
16 Joe Walther, 2011-2015 55 (11.0) 2 (0.4)
2016 Ethan Petyo 9 4-10-0 (.286), 9th
T-17 Tom Timonte, 2011-present 81 (9.0) 1 (0.1) 2017 Tom Timonte 12 3-11-0 (.214), 8th
T-17 Andrew Kessler, 2011-2013 27 (9.0) 4 (1.3) 2018 Tom Timonte 9 7-7-0 (.500), 5th
19 Tom’s Douchebag Friend, 2011 0 (0.0) 0 (0.0) 2019 Tom Timonte 4 8-6-0 (.571), 8th
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GENERAL MANAGER HISTORY
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AARON ABLOG
2015 BMMH Champion, 2017 BMMH Draft Host,
2x BMMH Runner-Up, 5x BMMH Playoff Participant
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BRIAN “BIRDS” BURNS
2x BMMH Playoff Participant
21 - BMMH SEASON 10
MIKE DAVIS
2017 BMMH Champion, 2013 BMMH Runner-Up
4x BMMH Draft Host, 3x BMMH Playoff Participant
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MISSY DAVIS & EMILY MURTHA
2016 BMMH Champion, 2019 BMMH Runner-Up,
4x BMMH Draft Host, 2x BMMH Playoff Participant
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MATT DEFIBAUGH
2018 BMMH Dress Recipient,
1x BMMH Playoff Participant
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TYLER “RALPH” FEITH
2017 BMMH Runner-Up, 2019 BMMH Dress Recipient,
1x BMMH Playoff Participant
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TOM “T-FLY” FLYNN
2013 BMMH Champion, 2x BMMH Dress Recipient
4x BMMH Playoff Participant
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MATT HUDAK
2015 BMMH Dress Recipient,
3x BMMH Playoff Participant
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BEN OPP
2016 BMMH Runner-Up, 1x BMMH Playoff Participant
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ETHAN PETYO
2019 BMMH Champion, 2013 BMMH Draft Host,
3x BMMH Playoff Participant
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TOM TIMONTE
2016 BMMH Mr. Irrelevant Selection,
1x BMMH Playoff Partcipiant
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ETHAN WOY
2018 BMMH Champion, 2014 BMMH Draft Host,
5x BMMH Playoff Participant
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Mike Davis Tyler Feith Tom Flynn Ethan Woy
Aaron Ablog Missy Davis & Emily Murtha Ben Opp Tom Timonte