The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

The shooter says goodbye to his love.

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.

How about wearing another necktie?

My older sister looks like my mom.

David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it.

She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.

I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan.

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.

You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-
eating chicken.

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.

He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.

She looked into the mirror and saw another person.

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come
along.

She is looking for a family man.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

The world has changed a lot during the last ten years.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.

Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.